Skinny guy (6’1" 150lb) goes to college, hooks up with the big guy in his dorm who teaches him how to lift and eat to get bigger. A couple months go by, no size progress. Runs into another big guy, who deals in juice. Skinny guy starts juicing, jumps to 180 pounds “of cold-rolled steel” by end of school year. Scores tons of chicks, based solely on size. His own dad doesn’t recognize him.
Goes home for summer, meets more big guys, one adjusts his diet and juice dosages so he gets even bigger and shredded, so he can recruit him as a male stripper. Starts doing coke so he can perform(as a stripper), ludes to go to sleep afterward, and then bennies to wake up. Starts having serious health issues, which, of course, must have been caused by the roids. His asthma, which had gone away, comes back with a vengeance, he has anxiety issues, followed by a cardiac arrythmia and recurring full-blown panic attacks. All from the juice, of course. Moral: steroids will ruin your life and health, look at all the bad stuff Arnold caused by becoming a megastar in the 80’s.
/End story
Have to agree. Steroids are deadly, I’m surprised he didn’t die from his first injection. He’s lucky they didn’t give him brain cancer either. Loved the research too, I learned some new terms (clucocorticoids? Maybe Prof X can enlighten me on that one, isn’t he a Dr.?)
Steroid users are the new black people and immigrants.
Juicers are obviously the cause of all unexplained violence, Aids, other disease transmission, health defects, societal woes, and a threat to stability. Oh and males domineering females.
(To anyone who thinks my reference to blacks and immigrants is racist or xenophobic. My comparison is that people irrationally blame certain groups with unrelated problems.)
That reminds me of the time I went to a source and he gave me some bottles of Tren and a thong. Then he gave me a sly wink and patted me on the arse. I thought that was just good service.
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