Did they inherit the Toe??
You know, I never thought to check.
Brains & āother endowmentsā, sure.
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If my junk was as long as those thingsā¦..
I hate to ask, but Iām not in on the joke so I have to. Whatās the toe?
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Dear God, why did you ask? But now I want to know too.
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Its The Royal Toe. I have one. Actually, two. I shot the nail off of the left one with a pellet gun when I was a kid though.
. I wanted to see if it would hurt. It did.
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Because I absolutely hate unanswered questions and loose ends.
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I still have no idea what this is.
Well, you outrank me then. Iām down to nine and you have extra.
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I donāt know how that gets divied up though.
Loss of toe through misadventure, like my old buddy Meatball did trying to quick draw a .44 magnum is on a different level.
Me & my ski & snowboard bro were at the bottom of a big black diamond headwall and I asked him āWhy do we call Meatball- Meatball?ā
He goes āwatch thisā¦ā and here comes dude. Breaks the precipice, cuts left, cuts right- then tumbles sideways for about 200 feet like a meatball being rolled down a mountain.
Then laughing his butt off he tells me āHe shot his fucking big toe off with a .44 playing quick draw! Now he canāt turn right and always tumbles, just like that!ā.
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I attribute the closing of the ephesial plate to my superhuman testosterone levels.
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I donāt think the council can find any argument with that.
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I feel that this is actually a pretty decent kitchen.
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Mine was like, a place for everything & everything in its place. One woman gave me a microwave which lasted wayyyyy longer than what ever we were doing together.
Now, eh. Not like it used to be, thats for sure.
Reason # N^Ć of why men live longer than men.
Alternative title: Hitting stuff with other stuff, selfie edition!
Yes, we do experience life changes.
I think perspective is important. We all change through time, exposure and experiences and we all live through different chapters.
Iām going to be 43 in a couple of weeks. Iām not the same person I was at 23 years of age, and at 23 I wasnāt the same person I was at 3 years of age.
There are things I miss from various chapters Iāve lived, things I learned from or internalized and things Iām glad came to an end.
The difference is now Iām married and my wife and I are going through the remaining chapters together. Sometimes we are super closely aligned, sometimes we arenāt but we are always in the same book. I anticipate this will be the case with our daughter as well.
Itās not suffering, itās living. Specifically living forward. I think itās more important to own our time in space than to regret whatās done or wish for a time that canāt exist again. Reminisce, but live now.
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