[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
I think we should rename this thread “Emily’s Place.”[/quote]
It does seem kinda cozy.
Em, do you have any coffee?
[/quote]
coffee hell~
(checks fridge for beer)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
I think we should rename this thread “Emily’s Place.”[/quote]
It does seem kinda cozy.
Em, do you have any coffee?
[/quote]
coffee hell~
(checks fridge for beer)[/quote]
The difference between youth and age… LOL
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Chushin wrote:
I think we should rename this thread “Emily’s Place.”[/quote]
It does seem kinda cozy.
Em, do you have any coffee?
[/quote]
coffee hell~
(checks fridge for beer)[/quote]
Any good chow in there? Steak with a side of steak?
I brought some double chocolate donuts.
I’ll bring a nice coffee cake.
I love a good coffee cake.
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
I go in for the first kiss that she does not know what hit her and it leads to a 30 min make out session in her car like she was a teenager and not a grown woman.[/quote]
Aw you too?
I guess you people were right about making out. I was with a girl the other night and she was pretty adamant about not going beyond making out yet. My God I forgot what it was like for my balls to hurt that much. It was literally like being back in high school.
There needs to be some kind of public service announcement at college graduations saying “WARNING, this is not real life; girls will never behave like this again.”[/quote]
You are missing the point.
I probably could have had her there and then, but I left.
Always leave her wanting more and 1-2 weeks later you can do the deed like it is supposed to be done.
A drunken college hook-up is about as appealing to me as a car accident. [/quote]
Simply saturated in hyperbole. Jolly good show.[/quote]
There is no hyperbole.
The “did you spike my drink” happened twice, the “I will kiss you on the cheek” with me intercepting her and an ensuing session where she did not quite know what was happening also happened.
You see, I dont want the lukewarm provider sex while she is waiting for something better.
I also dont want sex with a girl that is drunk as a skunk.
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex.
Which takes some ground work.
At least for me.
Build, build, build the tension and then go in for the kill.
[quote]orion wrote:
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex. [/quote]
Is that why you have sex with them in their sleep? The surprise factor?
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex. [/quote]
Is that why you have sex with them in their sleep? The surprise factor?[/quote]
Or in dark alleys, with a ski mask.
[quote]theBeth wrote:
hey EM…any chance you could try this pose for your Avi?[/quote]
THEBETH - no. There is no chance.
We can’t have coffee now, it’s too late, and I’m all hyped up over all sorts of exciting non-men stuff. I do happen to have some steak, broccoli, and cauliflower, though, which you’re all welcome to.
There is, of course, plenty of white wine and diet coke. And I can also make some jasmine green tea, and if you’d like, spike it with blueberry vodka.
Oh, and I have some dark chocolate covered almond things. In fact, I should have one of those right now.
I can’t think about orion’s seduction techniques tonight. I’m too much in a dither over other things. In the morning, maybe, after I’ve worked out.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
… blueberry vodka.
[/quote]
Dont worry about my technique, please elaborate on this…
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
… blueberry vodka.
[/quote]
Dont worry about my technique, please elaborate on this…[/quote]
It’s a product of France, so you know it’s fancy. Like me!
Edit: Uh-oh. Pic too big and too sideways. 
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
… blueberry vodka.
[/quote]
Dont worry about my technique, please elaborate on this…[/quote]
It’s a product of France, so you know it’s fancy. Like me![/quote]
That is indeed very lesbian.
I will so get several of these to lure lesbians in my lesbotrap…
Also, I will try it and deny that I did so until the end of days.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Oh, and I have some dark chocolate covered almond things. In fact, I should have one of those right now.
[/quote]
Oh! I just discovered these from Blue Diamond.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
… blueberry vodka.
[/quote]
Dont worry about my technique, please elaborate on this…[/quote]
It’s a product of France, so you know it’s fancy. Like me![/quote]
That is indeed very lesbian.
I will so get several of these to lure lesbians in my lesbotrap…
Also, I will try it and deny that I did so until the end of days. [/quote]
I don’t love it, to be honest. I thought I would, in summertime lemonade, but it was so-so at best. What I DO love, and what will get your targeted lesbians nicely warmed up, are peartinis. 2 parts lemonade, 1 part Grey Goose pear vodka, and .5 parts amaretto, icy cold and served in chilled martini glasses. SO TASTY. And so strong. (To me, at any rate.) YUM.
I might serve those at my next lesbian party.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Oh, and I have some dark chocolate covered almond things. In fact, I should have one of those right now.
[/quote]
Oh! I just discovered these from Blue Diamond.
[/quote]
Are the Blue Diamond ones good? I like their wasabi almonds. I buy the dark chocolate ones from the bulk bins at a co-op near work, or if I’m desperate, get Hershey’s nuggets.
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Oh, and I have some dark chocolate covered almond things. In fact, I should have one of those right now.
[/quote]
Oh! I just discovered these from Blue Diamond.
[/quote]
Are the Blue Diamond ones good? I like their wasabi almonds. I buy the dark chocolate ones from the bulk bins at a co-op near work, or if I’m desperate, get Hershey’s nuggets. [/quote]
I think so. They have a thin coat of dark chocolate that doesn’t overwhelm the almonds. I had them with chobani pineapple yogurt and that was awesome.
[quote]orion wrote:
You see, I dont want the lukewarm provider sex while she is waiting for something better.
I also dont want sex with a girl that is drunk as a skunk.
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex.
Which takes some ground work.
At least for me.
Build, build, build the tension and then go in for the kill. [/quote]
Careful.
Your romantic side is showing.
You might sully your rep as a misogynistic cad.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]csulli wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
I go in for the first kiss that she does not know what hit her and it leads to a 30 min make out session in her car like she was a teenager and not a grown woman.[/quote]
Aw you too?
I guess you people were right about making out. I was with a girl the other night and she was pretty adamant about not going beyond making out yet. My God I forgot what it was like for my balls to hurt that much. It was literally like being back in high school.
There needs to be some kind of public service announcement at college graduations saying “WARNING, this is not real life; girls will never behave like this again.”[/quote]
You are missing the point.
I probably could have had her there and then, but I left.
Always leave her wanting more and 1-2 weeks later you can do the deed like it is supposed to be done.
A drunken college hook-up is about as appealing to me as a car accident. [/quote]
Simply saturated in hyperbole. Jolly good show.[/quote]
There is no hyperbole.
The “did you spike my drink” happened twice, the “I will kiss you on the cheek” with me intercepting her and an ensuing session where she did not quite know what was happening also happened.
You see, I dont want the lukewarm provider sex while she is waiting for something better.
I also dont want sex with a girl that is drunk as a skunk.
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex.
Which takes some ground work.
At least for me.
Build, build, build the tension and then go in for the kill. [/quote]
That remark was only pursuant to your last line.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
You see, I dont want the lukewarm provider sex while she is waiting for something better.
I also dont want sex with a girl that is drunk as a skunk.
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex.
Which takes some ground work.
At least for me.
Build, build, build the tension and then go in for the kill. [/quote]
Careful.
Your romantic side is showing.
You might sully your rep as a misogynistic cad.
[/quote]
No worries…
,
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
You see, I dont want the lukewarm provider sex while she is waiting for something better.
I also dont want sex with a girl that is drunk as a skunk.
I want the “oh my god, oh my god what is happening” sex.
Which takes some ground work.
At least for me.
Build, build, build the tension and then go in for the kill. [/quote]
Careful.
Your romantic side is showing.
You might sully your rep as a misogynistic cad.
[/quote]
Also…
…
Really`?
