“Oh look…there is Stern, the dude who parodied RV!”
^^ just playing DN, don’t crush my dick!
In all seriousness I reckon he is here, at least in spirit. You see… I believe there’s a little bit of RV in all of us, most of us have just learned to cover it up better. I, for instance, know I can take myself too seriously sometimes. Then I realise what I am doing and check myself.
So… even if he isn’t here in person, there’s undoubtedly another RV just waiting round the corner somewhere. A source of inspiration.
You never know. He might even be in this very thread right now…
“Oh look…there is Stern, the dude who parodied RV!”
^^ just playing DN, don’t crush my dick!
In all seriousness I reckon he is here, at least in spirit. You see… I believe there’s a little bit of RV in all of us, most of us have just learned to cover it up better. I, for instance, know I can take myself too seriously sometimes. Then I realise what I am doing and check myself.
So… even if he isn’t here in person, there’s undoubtedly another RV just waiting round the corner somewhere. A source of inspiration.
You never know. He might even be in this very thread right now…
That tongue, IH… I wish I had a tongue that BIG… eating pussy is good but eating it with a tongue like that… mmmmm…the things I’d do with a tongue that BIG… them girls (and guys) would love me long time…
That tongue, IH… I wish I had a tongue that BIG… eating pussy is good but eating it with a tongue like that… mmmmm…the things I’d do with a tongue that BIG… them girls (and guys) would love me long time…
yo why you gotta hate on people with baby dicks? what did baby dicked-people ever do to you?
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Yo man, I ain’t no beef with small dicks. It’s that baby dick man here… he’s the one who cryin’, man. he cryin’ that I say big cocks, big cocks all the time, man. He cryin’…
I said in the past, small dicks got better rhythm than big cock. Good advantage.
Now Why you jump on me for? Got a baby dick too?
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Dear Darksperm receptacle,
Shake that ratty wig to get all the couch dust out, then post a frontal shot from neck down so we can see how big your package is.
If I am wrong about you being a dude I apologize and have a suggestion. Go outside and do nude yoga. Stick that thing toward the sun and let it get some frickin air.
By the way men aren’t like vitamins, you don’t get healthier the more you put in your mouth.
On another note in case you stumbled upon these troll posts… â??A crocodile attacked a young US tourist as he tried to urinate in a lagoon near the Mexican tourist resort of Cancun, police said. Andrew Dales, 20, confessed he had been on a mission to relieve himself when the crocodile suddenly snapped at him, said police spokesman Alejandro Solorzano. Dales suffered â??multiple bite woundsâ?? to his leg and neck and was also left with a head injury after the reptile knocked him to the ground, Solorzano said. Lagoons in the area are dotted with crocodile warning signs but people continue to urinate.â??
That tongue, IH… I wish I had a tongue that BIG… eating pussy is good but eating it with a tongue like that… mmmmm…the things I’d do with a tongue that BIG… them girls (and guys) would love me long time…
Man, I need a tongue augmentation…
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Cmon Slut…
You know you can stretch your tongue…
Clamp it and let it hang out of your mouth for length
Pfff, bitch please! Who can hate on a fucking tiny peen? I pity you. You’re just jelly I can satisfy more pussies than you never had in your life. LMFAO!!
Pfff, bitch please! Who can hate on a fucking tiny peen? I pity you. You’re just jelly I can satisfy more pussies than you never had in your life. LMFAO!!
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Dear Dark,
You mistaking believe most men here find you attractive, but I can speak for many that you are not even on their radar, as many don’t consider self centered loud mouths their type.
I don’t personally hate you but who the F believes women like you are happy positive spirits that they would want as a companion or do anything with other than use as a sperm receptacle?
I hope my girls find “Princess Bride” true love and have a happy life, but at this point in time all I can do is hope.
[quote]conservativedog wrote:
I don’t personally hate you but who the F believes women like you are happy positive spirits that they would want as a companion or do anything with other than use as a sperm receptacle? [/quote]
Huh.
But some guys want that. I’m not denying it’s shallow… but some guys want that.
Granted, I’m not one of them, but some of the guys I hang out with really aren’t looking for female companionship beyond sex; ideally anytime and anywhere. They could care less about what her contributions to the relationship other than making him look good among his friends and keeping him warm at night. For everything else, they have their hobbies and their male friends.
I’ve also known women who are the same way.
Personally I would never be happy with that, but (to my surprise), most of these people actually do seem genuinely happy with their lives.
From what I’ve seen from DNs posts on here, I just really don’t see her as the “I want to marry Prince Charming” type. And she does seem pretty happy (and amused) with her own life.
(I think I’m just reacting to the EXTREME conservative judgmental tone of your post, which rubbed even me the wrong way.)
