Mean Girls

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Apparently, an email has been circulating that was written by a girl in some sorority. To be completely honest, it was one of the most entertaining things I have read in a while. Just thought some of you might enjoy getting a laugh out of it as well.

Then, there is Michael Shannon reading it, which is completely worth 4 minutes of your life.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ad20b4edf/michael-shannon-reads-the-insane-sorority-letter?rel=player

I will not comment on sororities in general, but I just have to admit that this was entertaining to read and watch.

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That was a long email. I would have stopped reading after the first paragraph. I did watch the video and that was funny.

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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
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photoshop?

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Everyone on this planet hates young women like this…especially other young women like that.

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Fuck, if I were hiring I’d offer Julia a job. Reminds me of Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

You can’t buy that kind of passion nowadays.

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[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Fuck, if I were hiring I’d offer Julia a job. Reminds me of Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

You can’t buy that kind of passion nowadays.[/quote]
Agreed. She’s like Ari Gold. Bet she’d be effective and ruthless.

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I must commend her on her spelling at least.

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I just read it for the third time and found myself nodding along with everything she said.

I mean, if you’re on my kickball team and I catch you cheering for our opponents, I’m going to stab you in the throat. That’s just common sense.

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Although some points, I do have to admit, are shallow, they do make sense. If you are part of a sorority, you pretty much have to adopt your behavior to what they expect. Otherwise, don’t join a sorority.

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God I love sorostitutes.

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Update:

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lol this is not out of place at all in greek life. The reading of it killed me - highlights how ridiculous all of this is

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Anybody who takes being used as a fuck toy by some 18-20 something year old frat boy asshole so seriously should be institutionalized and administered ECT until their brains leak out of their ears.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Anybody who takes being used as a fuck toy by some 18-20 something year old frat boy asshole so seriously should be institutionalized and administered ECT until their brains leak out of their ears.
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I fight for the right of up and coming strong, independent women™ to slut it up without being cockblocked by their socially inept, if not prudish, sorority sisters.

And of course for her right to marry a STEM graduate after she is done with aquiring an alcohol problem and several STDs.

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Anybody who takes being used as a fuck toy by some 18-20 something year old frat boy asshole so seriously should be institutionalized and administered ECT until their brains leak out of their ears.
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One thimble worth of leakage.[/quote]

Bastard.

Thats all they got.

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Parts of her Twitter feed:

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[quote]Chushin wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
Parts of her Twitter feed:

Solid gold.[/quote]

Edited… Oops on the image size, lol