McDonalds-The Game

Wasn’t quite sure where to post this (“Supplements and Nutrition” maybe?), but it made me laugh (in a kinda evil maniacal way).

Enjoy,

Tone

That’s f*ckin GREAT!

This game illustrates why I hate McDonalds with a passion.

My husband is having way too much fun w/ this game. Thanks. :stuck_out_tongue:

Thats fun I bankrupted them in 2 minutes!

Watch out it quickly gets addicitve. Globalisation never tasted so evil!!!

I thought they were bad before, and now I know they feed their cows soy.

Careful with this. I don’t know if this is just something with my computer, but playing this game caused my processor to hit warning level temperature in about three minutes, which has never happened before, even while playing a couple hours of CS: Source straight. The AC was running in the house, so it wasn’t a room temperature issue either.

I wouldn’t want to see anyone fry their PC, so I figured I’d throw that out there. I was running Motherboard Monitor: http://mbm.livewiredev.com/ at the time to get a reading.

that’s halarious

February 2011. New PR

EDIT: August 2024. I am awesome

shit this game is tough… i cant not go bust.

someone please post a few pointers im crap at this

[quote]electric_eales wrote:
someone please post a few pointers im crap at this[/quote]

I think its about seeing how long you can go without losing…

According to my predictions, McDonald’s will be bankrupted in May 2030…

If I only had genetically modified cows…

AlexH

Is anyone else annoyed by McDonald’s recent emphasis on health and fitness in their advertising campaign? It’s obvious that they don’t give two shits about your health when they won’t even accommodate recent consumer damands to stop using partially hydrogenated cooking oils! They’re just trying to combat their unhealthy image to sell more fast food.

So they pay Bob Greene ten million dollars to be their fitness spokesperson, include exercise pamphlets in their stupid meals, and put images of people exercising on their bags and beverage containers. Yet, there’s still a f***ing milkshake in the cup!

[quote]belligerent wrote:
Is anyone else annoyed by McDonald’s recent emphasis on health and fitness in their advertising campaign? It’s obvious that they don’t give two shits about your health when they won’t even accommodate recent consumer damands to stop using partially hydrogenated cooking oils! They’re just trying to combat their unhealthy image to sell more fast food.

So they pay Bob Greene ten million dollars to be their fitness spokesperson, include exercise pamphlets in their stupid meals, and put images of people exercising on their bags and beverage containers. Yet, there’s still a f***ing milkshake in the cup!

The bottom line is that, no matter what they say, their goal is and always has been to sell more fast food. The fundamental nautre of their business is totally incompatible with promoting health and fitness. I find their advertising despicable because it promotes the idea that McDonald’s food is somehow compatible with this healthy lifestyle that they advocate.

It’s not. You can’t eat a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and then just f***ing burn it off with some situps, not to mention all the chemical effects of eating fast food on your blood that exercise doesn’t effect at all. This shit is on par with KFC when they said that fried chicken is healthy a few years ago.
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Jesus, man, no one is forced to eat at McDonalds. If you don’t want it, don’t eat it. If you don’t want your kids to eat it, don’t buy it for them.

If someone is stupid enough to believe McDonalds is healthy, they need to die young and get out of the gene pool anyway.

In the UK McDonalds is completely dropping its healthy range (not that it was ever that healthy) because of poor sales. Not only that, but they’ve brought out a World Cup burger that is even bigger than the Big Mac.

Read:

“Wesley Willis Rock And Roll Mcdonalds lyrics”

Found on Greatest Hits

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

RIP Wesley Willis, you were too good for this world.

[quote]belligerent wrote:
Is anyone else annoyed by McDonald’s recent emphasis on health and fitness in their advertising campaign? It’s obvious that they don’t give two shits about your health when they won’t even accommodate recent consumer damands to stop using partially hydrogenated cooking oils! They’re just trying to combat their unhealthy image to sell more fast food.

So they pay Bob Greene ten million dollars to be their fitness spokesperson, include exercise pamphlets in their stupid meals, and put images of people exercising on their bags and beverage containers. Yet, there’s still a f***ing milkshake in the cup!

The bottom line is that, no matter what they say, their goal is and always has been to sell more fast food. The fundamental nautre of their business is totally incompatible with promoting health and fitness. I find their advertising despicable because it promotes the idea that McDonald’s food is somehow compatible with this healthy lifestyle that they advocate.

It’s not. You can’t eat a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and then just f***ing burn it off with some situps, not to mention all the chemical effects of eating fast food on your blood that exercise doesn’t effect at all. This shit is on par with KFC when they said that fried chicken is healthy a few years ago.
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McDonalds cares as much about your health as the candy, soda, tobacco and alcohol companies do.

(Who am I leaving out?)

[quote]cap’nsalty wrote:
“Wesley Willis Rock And Roll Mcdonalds lyrics”

Found on Greatest Hits

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

RIP Wesley Willis, you were too good for this world.[/quote]

Captain,
I think you, me, and one other guy on this site know who Wesley Willis is. Damn shame, because he is just awesome (even if we laugh at him, not with him)
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.

[quote]ZEB wrote:
belligerent wrote:
Is anyone else annoyed by McDonald’s recent emphasis on health and fitness in their advertising campaign? It’s obvious that they don’t give two shits about your health when they won’t even accommodate recent consumer damands to stop using partially hydrogenated cooking oils! They’re just trying to combat their unhealthy image to sell more fast food.

So they pay Bob Greene ten million dollars to be their fitness spokesperson, include exercise pamphlets in their stupid meals, and put images of people exercising on their bags and beverage containers. Yet, there’s still a f***ing milkshake in the cup!

The bottom line is that, no matter what they say, their goal is and always has been to sell more fast food. The fundamental nautre of their business is totally incompatible with promoting health and fitness. I find their advertising despicable because it promotes the idea that McDonald’s food is somehow compatible with this healthy lifestyle that they advocate.

It’s not. You can’t eat a double quarter pounder with cheese extra value meal and then just f***ing burn it off with some situps, not to mention all the chemical effects of eating fast food on your blood that exercise doesn’t effect at all. This shit is on par with KFC when they said that fried chicken is healthy a few years ago.

McDonalds cares as much about your health as the candy, soda, tobacco and alcohol companies do.

(Who am I leaving out?)
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The government?