McDonalds: No Reservations Style

The best part about this story is the fact that you have good taste in music…

“New York…hear the global playboys…Moscow”

ZZzZZzzZzz

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
SteelyD wrote:
Growing_Boy wrote:
The very establishment that is predominantly responsible for the obesity epidemic in the U.S.

<< Other whiney blabbering >>

Deemed whiney blabbering. I fail to see it really. It’s an in depth observation of the experience. Gonzo journalism if you must. My attempt at imitating Bourdain’s style. [/quote]

Oh, I see the resemblance now. It’s the same except your piece lacks wit, humor, and intelligence. Your piece is more like Andy Rooney meets RuPaul and complains about how complicated eating at McDonald’s is.

Further, you come across like a whiney presumptuous bitch-boy who craves to make himself feel better because no one else will do it.

Honestly, after reading this my thought was what kind of 'tard can make ordering a meal from McDonald’s complicated? You go to McFuckingDonald’s and are annoyed that there are kids there? Beyond retarded my talentless friend.

“The Most Bangable Male”? What a fucking chooch.

Gonzo Journalist? Hunter S. Thompson would jerk-off on your McNuggets before he pissed on your sad attempt at writing.

Go back and jerk off to yourself in the mirror. I’m going to go finish perusing my AutoTrader-- more talented writers.

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Der Candy wrote:
Anthony… is it you?

WTF?!?!?[/quote]

jesus, where did you get your avatar?

[quote]Short Hoss wrote:
Burger King is better.[/quote]

Beat me to it. Gotta go for the triple whopper or 2x double stackers. I don’t care if it makes my heart hurt because it hurts good.

Wait a second…

Does McDonald’s force fat fucks to stuff their face with their french fries? Last I checked you can eat where and what you please in this fantastic country.

msd0060 carries the day.

[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:
The best part about this story is the fact that you have good taste in music…

“New York…hear the global playboys…Moscow”

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Really? Many call my Ipod playlist bipolar to borderline homosexual.

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
ronaldo7 wrote:
The best part about this story is the fact that you have good taste in music…

“New York…hear the global playboys…Moscow”

Really? Many call my Ipod playlist bipolar to borderline homosexual. [/quote]
lol people here think my music is sick(in a good way). House music is awesome, it’s just that here in American the “house music” they play on the radio sounds so gay and stupid.

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
Oh, I see the resemblance now. It’s the same except your piece lacks wit, humor, and intelligence. Your piece is more like Andy Rooney meets RuPaul and complains about how complicated eating at McDonald’s is.

Further, you come across like a whiney presumptuous bitch-boy who craves to make himself feel better because no one else will do it.

Honestly, after reading this my thought was what kind of 'tard can make ordering a meal from McDonald’s complicated? You go to McFuckingDonald’s and are annoyed that there are kids there? Beyond retarded my talentless friend.

“The Most Bangable Male”? What a fucking chooch.

Gonzo Journalist? Hunter S. Thompson would jerk-off on your McNuggets before he pissed on your sad attempt at writing.

Go back and jerk off to yourself in the mirror. I’m going to go finish perusing my AutoTrader-- more talented writers.[/quote]

You know, I really don’t feel the need to continue this further than this post. You accuse my piece of being less than garbage. You accuse me of being a whiny bitch boy. You accuse me of being retarded and talentless. You are after all entitled to your opinion. What I fail to see, is where you’re coming from. What position do you hold that entitles to point out garbage from great works. (I don’t consider my post to be neither garbage nor a great work but an attempt at capturing the event.)

What title do you hold? What writtings do you have under your belt that you can flaunt and blatantly show that I am a lesser writer. Don’t use the works of masters in the craft to compare the work of a novice. That, to me, is retarded. Such a comparison is retarded. It shows an imbecile behind the words and the avatar. Furthermore, your frequent use of vulgarity shows your grade. A mere idiotic oaf, with a community college vocabulary, and enough media spoon fed knowledge over certain icons to formulate a statement. You don’t know me, I don’t know you. I could care less of what you think and I know the feeling is mutual. Now, why don’t you fuck off and let it die. Whatever your response is to this post, I really don’t care. I have more things going on in real life that demand far more importance than arguing on the internet with a partially-educated, self-righteous retard. Cheers

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
Furthermore, your frequent use of vulgarity shows your grade.

<< Then he hypocritically writes >>

A mere idiotic oaf, with a community college vocabulary, and enough media spoon fed knowledge over certain icons to formulate a statement. You don’t know me, I don’t know you. I could care less of what you think and I know the feeling is mutual. Now, why don’t you fuck off and let it die. Whatever your response is to this post, I really don’t care. I have more things going on in real life that demand far more importance than arguing on the internet with a partially-educated, self-righteous retard. Cheers
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LOL. If it helps you get by, I have a few post bachelor’s initials after my name, free ride through graduate school and pull in 6 figures-- but this isn’t really about me, is it?

You start your rant blaming McDonalds for America’s obesity problem. That’s as retarded as blaming Ford for vehicular manslaughter, or blaming a gun manufacturer for a shooting. The rest was, IMO, unoriginal, uninspired, and frankly full of lazy invective against an obvious target. Additionally, denouncing the idea of children playing at McDonald’s?? What next, a rant on kids at Chuck E. Cheese’s? The nerve!

Don’t blame me because you can’t take criticism from a stranger on the Interwebzz. God forbid if you ever have a peer reviewed publication (yes, I have many).

If you think you’re going to publish anything, you’d do well to get used to red-ink and slashed paragraphs there Ronald McWriter. Jeez, you’d think a big guy like you posting on a ‘bodybuilding’ site would have a bit of a skin, eh?

[quote]SteelyD wrote:
LOL. If it helps you get by, I have a few post bachelor’s initials after my name, free ride through graduate school and pull in 6 figures-- but this isn’t really about me, is it?

You start your rant blaming McDonalds for America’s obesity problem. That’s as retarded as blaming Ford for vehicular manslaughter, or blaming a gun manufacturer for a shooting. The rest was, IMO, unoriginal, uninspired, and frankly full of lazy invective against an obvious target. Additionally, denouncing the idea of children playing at McDonald’s?? What next, a rant on kids at Chuck E. Cheese’s? The nerve!

Don’t blame me because you can’t take criticism from a stranger on the Interwebzz. God forbid if you ever have a peer reviewed publication (yes, I have many).

If you think you’re going to publish anything, you’d do well to get used to red-ink and slashed paragraphs there Ronald McWriter. Jeez, you’d think a big guy like you posting on a ‘bodybuilding’ site would have a bit of a skin, eh?
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Okay, when your criticism is clearly stated and not some random, ambiguous stab it becomes more palatable. Its almost constructive. Firstly, I feel that I started by stating a common truth. I should have probably worded it differently. The term heavy user is a term that McDonalds and other fast-food restaurants use to label loyal eaters that make up 60% of their sales. More often than not a heavy user is overweight to obese. Thats their target market. They oriented their goods towards that group up until recently. Secondly, I think I stated a mild annoyance by the rambunctious children, but didn’t proceed on a tirade about it. I then proceeded to describe the nature of their activities that based on my childhood upbringing, are out of the norm.

This wasn’t a fictional account so unoriginal I don’t consider it. I don’t feel I was overly-criticizing McDonalds. It was merely my report of the dining experience. Sure, I’ll admit moments of arrogance, but the rest was truly alien to me. I’m putting my sword down, Steely, and I accept your input for what it is. Cheers

-GB

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
blazindave wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Der Candy wrote:
Anthony… is it you?

WTF?!?!?

The host of a “cooking” show where the guy visits different countries and tries their food. Pretty entertaining.

His show is called “No reservations”.

I believe No Reservations is far from a cooking show as Anthony rarely cooks in them. Its more about his experience in other countries with focus being placed on the quisine and culture of the country. Entertaining and educational really. Bourdain is more borderline philosopher than chef, IMO. [/quote]

That’s why cooking was in " “. You asshole, here i am trying to be helpful and you tear me down.
Fuck dis :”(

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:

No, you ugly stick beaten fool. I?m here for the nuggets,? I almost told the poor cashier in dire need of Proactive or Accutane. $2.59 and a few seconds later I had my tray refilled with another six rounds of breaded mystery meat goodness.
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I always order 2 bigmacs and a 10 peice Mcnuggets when Im feeling mcdonalds.

Its not often, but it happens. Sweet and Sour sauce is the best.

The main issue with my order is sodium, its about twice your recommended daily allotment.

[quote]blazindave wrote:
Growing_Boy wrote:
blazindave wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Der Candy wrote:
Anthony… is it you?

WTF?!?!?

The host of a “cooking” show where the guy visits different countries and tries their food. Pretty entertaining.

His show is called “No reservations”.

I believe No Reservations is far from a cooking show as Anthony rarely cooks in them. Its more about his experience in other countries with focus being placed on the quisine and culture of the country. Entertaining and educational really. Bourdain is more borderline philosopher than chef, IMO.

That’s why cooking was in " “. You asshole, here i am trying to be helpful and you tear me down.
Fuck dis :”([/quote]

You can’t be serious mate. If you are, my bad.

I liked it. It was fun.

McDonalds makes a good whipping boy.

Keep writing GB, you’ll get better.

I opened the tiny container to meet six oddly shaped little pieces of breaded and fried matter.

-Dude, thats funny.

[quote]GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
Short Hoss wrote:
Burger King is better.

Beat me to it. Gotta go for the triple whopper or 2x double stackers. I don’t care if it makes my heart hurt because it hurts good.[/quote]

No doubt.

Get a triple whopper, hold it on it’s side and squeeze out all the fat - you’ll be surprised how much comes out.

Also, Macd’s double cheese burgers minus any sauce = greatness. I stack em up and call it a Bernie Mac.

[quote]Growing_Boy wrote:
blazindave wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Der Candy wrote:
Anthony… is it you?

WTF?!?!?

The host of a “cooking” show where the guy visits different countries and tries their food. Pretty entertaining.

His show is called “No reservations”.

I believe No Reservations is far from a cooking show as Anthony rarely cooks in them. Its more about his experience in other countries with focus being placed on the quisine and culture of the country. Entertaining and educational really. Bourdain is more borderline philosopher than chef, IMO. [/quote]

What’s the name of the show where the guy travels around and trys all the eating challenges? Anyone seen it?

Oh yeah, BK steakhouse burgers rock.

Funny read, I’m a huge fan of Anthony. I want more!