Mattjp's Training Log

Monday, 9 December

Weighed in at 235.2 today, so moving back in the right direction.

Did basically fuck-all in the gym today as I got an email about a 1.30 meeting when I was leaving for the gym at 12.20, so had to rush out a half-hour session. Went OK. Still got in the mainstays of push/pull/squat and even an extra doodad.

Tactical Barbell W5D1: Strength

Dumbbell Bench Press
3x20kg (44lbs)
3x25kg (55lbs)
15x27.5kg (61lbs) (PR - who needs barbell bench anyway?)

Front Squat
3x60kg (132lbs/1 plate)
3x70kg (154lbs)
5x80kg (176lbs) (not a PR, but meh it’s OK for not having done this in a while)

Single-Arm Standing DB Press
12x10kg (22lbs)
2x12x15kg (33lbs)
Superset: 3x10 inverted TRX rows

Tuesday, 10 December

Up to 236.0. Forgot how annoying weight loss is when it isn’t linear.

Tactical Barbell W5D2: High-Intensity Conditioning

Heavy Bag Resets
5 rounds: 60s heavy bag work as hard as possible, 3-5m rest

Never really done any kind of boxing or anything at all so zero technique, just wailing on the cunt with as much effort as I could.

Came away exhausted and with shaky hands, so feel like the bag is going to win the match by split decision.

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Wednesday, 11 December

Weighed in at 235.4 today. Currently drinking a protein shake with frozen winter berries and a few slices of Terry’s Chocolate Orange mixed in. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

Had to shift the schedule around a bit, so will begin a new 5/3/1 full body program next week.

Not Tactical Barbell W5D3: Strength Session

Bench Press
SS: 3x12 DB rows @ 35kg (77lbs)
8x20kg (44lbs/bar)
5x40kg (88lbs)
5x50kg (110lbs)
5x60kg (132lbs/1 plate)
3x70kg (152lbs)
3x75kg (163lbs)
2x5x70kg (152lbs) (will take 72.5kg as TM)

Paused High-Bar Squat
5x20kg (44lbs/bar)
5x40kg (88lbs)
3x60kg (132lbs/1 plate)
3x80kg (176lbs)
3x90kg (187lbs)
3x100kg (220lbs/2 plates)
3x110kg (242lbs) (barely paused here if I’m honest)

Chinups/Inverted Rows
3x3 chins/12 rows

Dips/Pushups
3x3 dips/12 pushups

Bulgarian Split Squats
Fuck do I hate these.
3x12 with a 10kg (22lb) plate in each hand

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Does that mean Santa is coming down your chimney later :joy:

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Just thrown in a blender? Does this work? I definitely need to try it

To a point. You get some remnants at the bottom, but it does break up well enough. We have a decent blender though.

Our fireplace is bricked up sadly so he can’t come down anything. Fortunately, we don’t have children so it’s a non-issue.

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I read this as ā€˜we bricked our children in the fire place’.
Sometimes I wish we had a fire place!! :joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Thursday, 12 December

Went to a local rugby club to train last night, but the pitch was waterlogged so we just did a gym session. Which actually benefited me because instead of doing something I’d never done before and making a cunt of myself, I got to do front squats and make a cunt of myself.

Weighed in at 237.2.

Training

Warmup
3 rounds:
6x yoga pushups
12x reverse lunges w/20kg (44lb) DB
6x goblet squats w/same
6x no-jump burpees (so, er, lying down and standing up again, basically)

Strength
Three rounds:
5x front squats @ 60kg (132lbs/1 plate - no one seemed to want to go heavier)
10x two-arm DB rows @ 25kg (55lbs)
10x Z press @ 10kg (22lbs)

Conditioning
Four rounds:
45s airdyne bike/ski machine
45s burpee jumps over bench
45s AMRAP 20kg (44lb) med ball over shoulder

Next week is their last practice before Christmas so I’m going to go along and see if they’ve got room for someone who’s never played to learn the basics. They didn’t seem to think it would be much issue; apparently they’ve four coaches and your man said there’d be someone to show me the ropes. I don’t want to be getting in the way regularly if they’re training for an actual competitive match, though.

Then next year I’ll go to a Third XV match, meet those lads, and hopefully start playing for them (as they’re basically just a pub team) and not show myself up too much.

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Friday, 13 December

Weighed in at 237.0 this morning.

Definitely tweaked something in my lower back/hips yesterday; certain twists and bends are a bit painful. Nothing debilitating though; I’d say I could still squat and deadlift alright. Fortunately, today I didn’t have to.

Training [Conditioning/Recovery]

Treadmill Ruck
~20m at ~5.5kmh (3.5mph) at a 12.5 degree incline

Calf burner, pretty sweaty, but not the worst thing in the world.

Saturday, 14 December

Down to 235.6 today for some reason. Won’t complain.

Had to get another quick one in this morning so just hit the squat/push/pull and then a bit of upper back.

New cycle starts Monday. It’s a hodgepodge of some Full Body templates from Forever; basically going to be a squat/push/pull each day, plus a push/pull/single-leg or core assistance and some conditioning.

Training [Strength]

Trap Bar Deadlift (High Handles)
5x113kg (249lbs)
5x133kg (293lbs)
10x148kg (326lbs) (overall deadlift PR, I think - not sure what my conventional 10RM is but I don’t think it’s much more than this, if at all)

Bench Press
5x20kg (44lbs/bar)
5x40kg (88lbs)
5x60kg (132lbs/1 plate)
5x70kg (154lbs)
3x3x75kg (165lbs)

Goblet Squat
30x20kg (44lb) KB (horrible; wanted 20-25 and powered through)

Lying Inverted Row
3x8 totally horizontal; tough going tbh

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Monday, 16 December

Up to 237.0 today for some reason.

So many sessions recently have been ā€œwhy do I even botherā€ sessions and today no exception. Getting pretty annoying.

Training [Strength]

Bench Press
3x50kg (110lbs)
3x60kg (132lbs/1 plate)
10x65kg (143lbs) (not a PR, but feeling better)

Squat
3x90kg (198lbs) (felt heavy; not boding well)
3x105kg (231lbs)
6x120kg (265lbs) (very meh, but I wasn’t coming away without some kind of PR)
4x130kg (276lbs) (previously my best triple)

EDIT: you know what this was about my 1RM six months ago so that’s not awful going.

Chinup/Inverted Row
4x chins/16x inverted row
2x3x chins/17x inverted row

Plus some facepulls, pressups and a bit of half-arsed sled pushing/dragging. Just massively not feeling it today.

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Why so?

Went to watch Leinster v Northampton, so probably the eight or nine pints I had on Saturday and the lack of quality nutrition yesterday as a result of said pints, if I’m being totally honest.

That being said, I’ve been basically just going through the motions for a few weeks now. I’m thinking it’s the not having anything to train for which is why I’ve been making some moves about joining a rugby team.

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What’s the main, big picture, reason that you train?

I heard if you don’t train and eat decent food you get fat and die.

Also it’s cool to be able to pick heavy shit up.

It’s also nice to look like you are able to pick heavy shit up.

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the hard life of being super strong. So hard to decide on losing weight or gain muscle!!

I wouldn’t know much about that!

Tuesday, 17 December

Up to 237.8 today which is pretty irritating given I was hungry all day yesterday.

Training [Conditioning]

5x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
4x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
3x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
2x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
1x burpee, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
2x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
3x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
4x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)
5x burpees, 2x10m (30ft) sled drag/push w/80kg (176lbs)

Minimal rest between rounds (<60s) but took a good few minutes between the bottom and climbing back up the burpee ladder. Done in a bit over 20m but I think I should have pushed through and skipped that middle rest period. Next time.

This will happen from time to time even with very distinct goals. The important part long term is that you remember that it’s cool to be able to pick heavy shit up and it’s also nice to look like you are able to pick heavy shit up.

Which Beer? Or is it Ale? I love English beer/ale…especially at a Football match. (Although I have only had Mexican beer at a Football match.)

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That burpee sled session sounded horrible!! Hows the rugby training going ?