Masturbating = Vanity?

Ok, i was showing the Mrs some pics of guys with giant cocks beating off… her response was, ‘’ Why would someone do that? They only do it and post pictures of themselves on line because they are vain’’

I called her a massive bodybuilder as she walked off lol.

What would you do?

I beat off to pictures of myself all the time. So what? I can barely make it through a weightlifting session in my garage without flogging the shit out of my dick while watching my muscles glowing with sweat in my full-length mirror. Is this strange? Am I the only one? It’s not gay to jerk off to the sight of a half-naked guy if the half-naked guy is yourself is it?

Sanity, not vanity.

its not vain to look at ones own cock if said cock is veiny

[quote]dshroy wrote:
its not vain to look at ones own cock if said cock is veiny[/quote]

This one had me rolling.

LOL - that’s all I have to say.

[quote]dshroy wrote:
its not vain to look at ones own cock if said cock is veiny[/quote]

good work sir/thanks for validating my lifestyle

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I beat off to pictures of myself all the time. So what? I can barely make it through a weightlifting session in my garage without flogging the shit out of my dick while watching my muscles glowing with sweat in my full-length mirror. Is this strange? Am I the only one? It’s not gay to jerk off to the sight of a half-naked guy if the half-naked guy is yourself is it?[/quote]

Youre not alone. I thought I was the only one that got a hard on at the site of themselves in the mirror.

Only half joking

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Am I the only one? It’s not gay to jerk off to the sight of a half-naked guy if the half-naked guy is yourself is it?[/quote]

Who doesn’t do that?

I’m a vain sumbitch.

It’s only gay when you pull a ‘Goatse’ into the mirror. That’s when it’s time to call it a day.