This is the kind of DNA earth doesn’t need.
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
well, DBCooper is extreme in his views lol, but I agree with a lot of the points he made. India’s infrastructure is pretty ridiculous. They’re more diverse and democratic than the US in a way, which leads them to not having the infrastructure and management a country so powerful should have.
In the US, Indians are pretty crap about assimilating, or get embarrassed by their heritage. You don’t see latina chefs mispronouncing cilantro, but Indian chefs on Top Chef and food nedwork will mispronounce their own names and act embarrassed to cook Indian food.[/quote]
naw just didn’t know you were Indian[/quote]
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Man, I thought you were a skinny white marathon runner with loose bowels. Who knew?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
They come over here and refuse to assimilate at all in some bastardized attempt at maintaining their culture or some bullshit like that. [/quote]
First off, I will say that I think DB’s comments are in part an attempt to get a reaction out of me. I don’t particularly care about India since I’ve only visited the country a few weeks in my adult life, But I do want to address this right here.
Ethnic minorities as a whole strive to maintain their culture across the board. You’ve singled out Indians when in reality they are no better or worse in this regard. Humans as a whole are extremely tribal creatures.
Honestly, I think you’re better off aiming your ire towards an ethnic minority that isn’t showing income, education and family stability levels above the population average along with below average crime rates.
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You’re so egotistical. In no way are my comments directed toward you. It’s not all about RajRaj, you know. Shit, I didn’t even know you were Indian. I thought you were Persian or Arabic.
This thread had 3 elements.
Hating on a former bouncer for smacking some dickhead in the face.
Realising a member is Indian who agrees his country is a POS.
DBCooper raging about turds in the water.
If it makes you any angrier DBC, they put bodies in the water which pile up along the river bank. The same rivers which are used for washing.
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
This thread had 3 elements.
Hating on a former bouncer for smacking some dickhead in the face.
Realising a member is Indian who agrees his country is a POS.
DBCooper raging about turds in the water.
If it makes you any angrier DBC, they put bodies in the water which pile up along the river bank. The same rivers which are used for washing.[/quote]
Oh great, now they’re polluting their waterways with shit AND dead bodies. And this fucking cunt on Instagram is flashing around stacks of hundreds and he’s not even IN India, he’s in SF. Why am I not surprised? The whole country is falling apart at the seams and pretty much anyone who has the capacity to do something about it is either over here throwing cash around, or letting their ungrateful, shithead kids wipe their asses with their hard-earned cash around, or they’re sitting over there probably burning dead bodies to keep a fire in the fireplace of their palatial mansions all because the backwards nature of the caste system allows them to do so guilt-free AND claim to be some bastardized preserver of their fucked up culture.
Actually, that’s totally inaccurate; they would never allow the dead bodies of the poor to be used for fuel in their fireplaces. That would mean allowing them inside their home. That’s probably why they’re all stacked alongside the fucking Ganges.
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes
when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine
And what is with the whole Kama Sutra thing? Why is it that every Indian person I’ve known (all three of them) has to start pointing out that their culture is so cool because it’s the culture that created the Kama Sutra? It’s a fucking instruction manual for people who don’t inherently know how to fuck.
It’s just the Sangam Period version of those ads on porn sites that say “Wanna learn how to fuck a different hottie every night? Pay just $39.95 and we’ll give you the sex tips so secret that the CIA is coming after us for revealing such world-shattering methods that threaten to turn all of Western civilization completely on its head! Call now before it’s too late!”
I love DBCooper.
For the record I have been to india. Still have pictures on my cell phone of people burning their garbage in the street to cook with. Meanwhile I stayed at a Marriott that was completely sealed off with 10 foot fences and armed private security, had it’s own water treatment plant on site. I could see the surrounding slums from my window.
And I got really bad delhi belly. Kid you not my body was turning itself inside out for a week. Just from brushing my teeth with the sink water when i was in Mumbai prior to Delhi.
The country is messed up.
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes
when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]
You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
I like their food, at least what is locally available.
I think that their hot food is the basis of their mythology. Someone took a bite and wrote down what they were experiencing- “AHHH, there is a blue six armed goddess ripping me to pieces! Now she’s turning into a rat and destroying me from the inside out!!!AHHHH”.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
I like their food, at least what is locally available.
I think that their hot food is the basis of their mythology. Someone took a bite and wrote down what they were experiencing- “AHHH, there is a blue six armed goddess ripping me to pieces! Now she’s turning into a rat and destroying me from the inside out!!!AHHHH”.
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LOL, yep that’s what my butthole feels like after eating Indian “food” too.
How did this thread become about india? The dude is Indian but hes just a prick doesn’t matter if hes Indian or not.
And DBcooper has a hardon for Indians Apparently, Watchout guiz he comming for you.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
This thread had 3 elements.
Hating on a former bouncer for smacking some dickhead in the face.
Realising a member is Indian who agrees his country is a POS.
DBCooper raging about turds in the water.
If it makes you any angrier DBC, they put bodies in the water which pile up along the river bank. The same rivers which are used for washing.[/quote]
Oh great, now they’re polluting their waterways with shit AND dead bodies. And this fucking cunt on Instagram is flashing around stacks of hundreds and he’s not even IN India, he’s in SF. Why am I not surprised? The whole country is falling apart at the seams and pretty much anyone who has the capacity to do something about it is either over here throwing cash around, or letting their ungrateful, shithead kids wipe their asses with their hard-earned cash around, or they’re sitting over there probably burning dead bodies to keep a fire in the fireplace of their palatial mansions all because the backwards nature of the caste system allows them to do so guilt-free AND claim to be some bastardized preserver of their fucked up culture.
Actually, that’s totally inaccurate; they would never allow the dead bodies of the poor to be used for fuel in their fireplaces. That would mean allowing them inside their home. That’s probably why they’re all stacked alongside the fucking Ganges.[/quote]
I’m confused so if your a well off Indian in another country is it your duty to try to fix India?
[quote]optheta wrote:
How did this thread become about india? The dude is Indian but hes just a prick doesn’t matter if hes Indian or not.
And DBcooper has a hardon for Indians Apparently, Watchout guiz he comming for you.[/quote]
I wouldn’t fuck an Indian with YOUR dick. Just kidding, I would totally fuck at least two different Indian women I am thinking of, Ms. Lakshmi being one of them. She wouldn’t come within one hundred yards of my cock, but that’s neither here nor there.
It’s about Indians because the guy is Indian and he’s acting like a fucking idiot who just discovered he has a dick that’s above average size and has now decided to pull it out and show it to everyone in every single wholly inappropriate social setting imaginable. Act like you’ve been there before, you know what I mean?
Except that everyone is flipping out about it even though he’s Indian. If he were from Norway or some country like that whose infrastructure wasn’t completely fucked, it might be outrageous or atypical for him to act the way he does. But what is to be expected of a guy whose mother was raised in a country with quite a bit of cash in it that still has the 89th best infrastructure in the world, according to multiple sources, which places them on par with outback shitholes like Bangladesh, Moldova and Burma.
So, why some guy whose money comes from a country who clearly has no clue how to use it properly is getting all this attention for flaunting his money like it’s the big fucking dick he just discovered he has after fucking his first living, breathing woman at the age of 38 is beyond me. The thread title is called “Master Troll”. How a dipshit like him is able to rile enough people up to be considered a “master troll” is beyond me. It’s like getting pissed off that the sun rises in the same direction every day.
[quote]optheta wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]harrypotter wrote:
This thread had 3 elements.
Hating on a former bouncer for smacking some dickhead in the face.
Realising a member is Indian who agrees his country is a POS.
DBCooper raging about turds in the water.
If it makes you any angrier DBC, they put bodies in the water which pile up along the river bank. The same rivers which are used for washing.[/quote]
Oh great, now they’re polluting their waterways with shit AND dead bodies. And this fucking cunt on Instagram is flashing around stacks of hundreds and he’s not even IN India, he’s in SF. Why am I not surprised? The whole country is falling apart at the seams and pretty much anyone who has the capacity to do something about it is either over here throwing cash around, or letting their ungrateful, shithead kids wipe their asses with their hard-earned cash around, or they’re sitting over there probably burning dead bodies to keep a fire in the fireplace of their palatial mansions all because the backwards nature of the caste system allows them to do so guilt-free AND claim to be some bastardized preserver of their fucked up culture.
Actually, that’s totally inaccurate; they would never allow the dead bodies of the poor to be used for fuel in their fireplaces. That would mean allowing them inside their home. That’s probably why they’re all stacked alongside the fucking Ganges.[/quote]
I’m confused so if your a well off Indian in another country is it your duty to try to fix India?
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It’s your duty to not wave around cash and make fun of everyone who doesn’t have stacks of hundreds to count when 90% of your country is ravaged by cholera. You aren’t duty-bound to fix India, but if you have the means to do something significant about the myriad problems in it, maybe it would be a little more prudent to waste your money and resources in a more inconspicuous manner.
There are 1 billion Indians, it would be surprising if they did not have their fair share of douchebags.
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes
when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]
You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes
when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]
You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that[/quote]
Also known as Nepalese.
[quote]orion wrote:
There are 1 billion Indians, it would be surprising if they did not have their fair share of douchebags.
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900 million of them drink the kind of water that I flush down my toilet as fast as I can while lighting multiple matches at once. How many other countries with the means to enact the sort of positive change that 900 million people are desperate for produce douchebags this douchey?
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
[quote]DBCooper wrote:
[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes
when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]
You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that[/quote]
Also known as Nepalese.[/quote]
no like the northern half of India