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Sounds like India needs some liberal politicians elected there…

[quote]orion wrote:
There are 1 billion Indians, it would be surprising if they did not have their fair share of douchebags.

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There are 1 billion in India and another 1, 2 or 3 billion abroad. A population with a below average rate of colorectal cancer. Let’s mix some turmeric in our next post-workout shakes!

[quote]browndisaster wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes

when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]

You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that[/quote]

Yep. Have also noticed a propensity for the ownership of relatively large breasts amongst many Punjabi woman. Full Cs and Ds are quite commonplace.

[quote]In10s wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes

when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]

You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that[/quote]

Yep. Have also noticed a propensity for the ownership of relatively large breasts amongst many Punjabi woman. Full Cs and Ds are quite commonplace.[/quote]

It doesn’t count if they hang below their waistline, though.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]In10s wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes

when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]

You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that[/quote]

Yep. Have also noticed a propensity for the ownership of relatively large breasts amongst many Punjabi woman. Full Cs and Ds are quite commonplace.[/quote]

It doesn’t count if they hang below their waistline, though.[/quote]

They are for the most part quite ripe and firm complete with prominent brown areolas; 20-something population of course.

[quote]In10s wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]In10s wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
it’s a holy river…that’s full of factory waste products, human shit, and human ashes

when I die I do want to be cremated though. My ashes will be scattered in csulli’s creatine[/quote]

You know why Ms. Lakshmi looks so gorgeous? Because she didn’t spend her entire childhood living India within a stone’s throw of the Bangladeshi border. She’s probably never bathed in or washed her clothes in or drank directly from the Ganges or any of its major tributaries. On top of all that, she doesn’t even really look Indian. More like Mediterranean or Hispanic, which is why she looks so fucking gorgeous. It’s a well known fact that potable water is key to maintaining a healthy appearance.
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lolll North Indian chicks look like that[/quote]

Yep. Have also noticed a propensity for the ownership of relatively large breasts amongst many Punjabi woman. Full Cs and Ds are quite commonplace.[/quote]

It doesn’t count if they hang below their waistline, though.[/quote]

They are for the most part quite ripe and firm complete with prominent brown areolas; 20-something population of course.[/quote]

20-something population, of course? Well, that narrows things down considerably. How many of those fucking people do you think live long enough to even make it to 20? Are you aware of what daily consumption of human feces in your drinking water does to the human body?

he lives in Canada brah, he doesn’t need to go abroad to see Punjabi titties

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
he lives in Canada brah, he doesn’t need to go abroad to see Punjabi titties[/quote]

Let’s be honest, though. How many Punjabi tits are there in Canada? I mean, I know that there’s mass exodus of people with half a brain in their head from India, but does that extend to women with a nice rack, too? And why would they come to Canada of all places, especially the Yukon? If the smart ones are getting out, isn’t it safe to assume that they’re smart enough to not leave one outback shithole for another outback shithole?

Or maybe Indians generally have a thing for shit to begin with. That would explain why non-potable water filled with shit doesn’t seem to be such a pressing matter over there.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
he lives in Canada brah, he doesn’t need to go abroad to see Punjabi titties[/quote]


Or maybe Indians generally have a thing for shit to begin with. That would explain why non-potable water filled with shit doesn’t seem to be such a pressing matter over there.[/quote]

Yes yes yes let the hate run through you.

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Have fun countin 20's bitches - YouTube [/quote]
I don’t think he understands how hilarious this video is.

[quote]kakno wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Have fun countin 20's bitches - YouTube [/quote]
I don’t think he understands how hilarious this video is.[/quote]

Lol - so proud of money that he didn’t even earn himself. Sad.

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
he lives in Canada brah, he doesn’t need to go abroad to see Punjabi titties[/quote]


Or maybe Indians generally have a thing for shit to begin with. That would explain why non-potable water filled with shit doesn’t seem to be such a pressing matter over there.[/quote]

Yes yes yes let the hate run through you.[/quote]

I think you have mistaken indignation for hate.

I really wish DBCooper would tell us how he really thinks about india.

I am sure there is an angle to this, probably supported by product placement (e.g., Louis Vuitton).

While everyone laughs at him, it also creates envy and desire for the crap he shows.

[quote]optheta wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
he lives in Canada brah, he doesn’t need to go abroad to see Punjabi titties[/quote]


Or maybe Indians generally have a thing for shit to begin with. That would explain why non-potable water filled with shit doesn’t seem to be such a pressing matter over there.[/quote]

Yes yes yes let the hate run through you.[/quote]

What other emotion am I supposed to feel toward a country with a fuckton of money that clearly doesn’t give one flying fuck about 900 million of its citizens? Apathy? No, I think the Indians over there and over here have already got that emotion covered, so I’ll stick to my gut reaction instead, thank you very much.

ok

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
I am sure there is an angle to this, probably supported by product placement (e.g., Louis Vuitton).

While everyone laughs at him, it also creates envy and desire for the crap he shows.[/quote]

I don’t think Louis Vuitton would want to be associated with this guy.

Anyone else find it funny the way he says Hundreds? Hunnets? Just me?

back to the OP, after reading a few of the comment threads to his tweets this is hilarious. people are flipping their shit on every one of them

You know, this guy isn’t a rare thing.

A lot of arabic men who are heirs to their fathers empires have too much time to kill and are bored senseless. They go to the main strips someplace and do insane road stunts with crowds watching.

They would love to come to the west and screw some white whores (their words not mine) but they are kept on a leash for the better part of their lives until some random woman is forced into marriage with him.

India also has a big problem with sexual attacks on women. WHy you’d go there with your wife/daughter is beyond me unless you have guns backing you up.

DB is just jealous of their dance moves.