…Um…I’ll take that as a compliment I guess…
All I can say is:
“Ah, yeah…Pffffhht, Fuckin eh…Man”
“If you look carefully you will see that the word “craptacular” is this years orange AND this years “murse”, all rolled into one”
~ Cake
Cupcake, you must type faster than you can think! Your posts are always so damn long. Often times I have much to say but I’ll cut it short because it takes me forever to type it out, but you just keep going on and on and…
In a good way though!
p.s.- it took me 8 minutes to type this out.
“…in a good way though…”
Be still my beating heart, I doth think that thine faint praise shall see me dead.
Looper…I am the master at two finger typing…when cops see me type, they cry, I am told it looks like a rabid chicken going to town on some feed.
Strangely enough I find that a wee bit more flattering than “…in a good way though”…but I thank you regardless.
My missives are merely the result of an oppressed stand up comedian and really just the way I talk…I may have a tendency to engage in one-sided monologues and irrelevant tangents…as well, I “talk” for a living so glibness comes easy to me.
Not as easy as day-long “pull my finger” fests come to Timmy P but easy nonetheless.
“There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool”
~ Diogenes of Sinope