Masch Needs a New Log

Thank you, thank you everyone :slight_smile:

In the end I’m just a fucking basketcase. I complain and bitch about my body, and then I get so many great compliments from all of you. I feel like a jerk! I put myself down and just cant see myself in the positive way that you guys do. ugh! I’m a work in progress…

But again, thanks for compliments on my swoleness!! Its amazing what pullups and pork products can do.

Nadia, well…I never actually got in touch with Harry, so there’s no pullup assignment to speak of. Oops. And now it just seems too late in the game to change up my strategy, so I’m pretty much sticking to my original plan which is to hit (on separate days) 5 sets weighted pullups, 10 sets BW pullups, pullup pyramid and if I can, another bunch of pullups on a random day throughout the week. So far my new pullup max is 7 (gauged from my pullup pyramid), so I’m getting there!! If I keep hammering them and drop a few pounds…

One shitty thing is that of course come the end of the month when it go-time I’m going to be all hormonal, which inevitably affects my training. Meh!

Birdman! Hiya. Season starts Mid-March. So far I’m telling myself that I’m going to be playing, but I need to get cleared from the surgeon. March is a bit earlier than I’m sure he’d like, since 9 months is the general rule on getting cleared for playing (March will be only 8). But we’ll see. I’ll probably start in the B division and then switch back into A (standard protocol on our team for players who come back from serious injury) later in the season, assuming all goes well.

Pre-season is, well, now I guess. Lol! I’m still in a bit of a rehab mode though, and I expect that until February I won’t be pitch ready. I’m working the agility, conditioning and ball skills as of today actually!


In training news…

I wrote up an entire new lifting cycle that was EPIC! 2 lower/2 upper, full on. But then as of yesterday I decided to scrap the whole fucking thing and just tossed it in the garbage.

I need to step away from my training for a bit. I realize that I’ve gained a lot of momentum in my training, which is awesome, but I’m sort of muddled about everything and that’s working against me. I know I want to lift and I’m excited to test my limits now that I’ve had some barriers removed, but I’m just feeling my way through it all, and its making me overly emotional about my training - can’t see my way through the trees, so to speak. I need a solid plan that makes sense! And I need goals in order to make this plan. But I need time to reflect and see how I want to move forward.

So, I’m taking December to work on my pullups and hit some conditioning/agility/ball skills work until January when I can make some solid plans. In the meantime, I’m just gonna get back in touch with Maschy.

To give you an idea, yesterday I did this little lifting circuit:

Back sqwatz - 4x10x 105
Millies - 4x10x 55
Deads - 4x10x 135
BB Row - 4x10x 70

You just hit them with minimal rest. Classic strength conditioning.

Then I did some single leg work - pistols, lunges, hammie curls, back extension - to keep up with the rehab.

So the rest of the month its going to be lifting circuits, metabolic circuits, complexes, concurrent training sesh’s, maybe throw in a little BBing just to keep things juicy, all the while working on the agility, etc. AND of course my pullups :slight_smile:

Thanks for tuning in folks! Off to hit the gym now. Getting ready for Meeami!!! So much to do, so much to do.

Lotsa love for you all!!

Stay sexy T Nation! Keep killing it out there!

sounds like you figured out how you you want your training to go(for the time being) without knowing that you figured it out.

:slight_smile:

nothing like complexes to make you want to lift heavy stuff again :wink:

December is a great time to reflect on what you want, your goals for 2012 and such. Pause to look at what have you accomplished this year (great rehab) and don’t get all wrapped up in other people’s goals and desires.

Sorry about the training stress. If I had to make a suggestion (other than moving in to my training shed so we can train together. It has heat and air-conditioning ya know) I would steer you toward a pre-fab training plan in order to remove the stress of designing it yourself.

The DeFranco Westside-inspired plan gives you a lifting template and adds days for some of the stuff you seem to like such as speed drill days, jumping etc. for lower body.

The challenge with Westside for Skinny Bastards is that you still need to choose your exercises for heavy days and the appropriate assistance exercises. Depending on your frame of mind this might be a bit much. If you go with something like 5/3/1 it is largely laid out for you.

I’ve done both and I prefer Westside. I like to get more involved in my training; diagnose weaknesses, choose appropriate fixes that sort of thing. Plus I like the variety. Will Westside let me hit bigger numbers sooner? Time will tell.

Get your work done. Go on vacation. Come back and see how you feel about the situation.

[quote]Mascherano wrote:
So, I’m taking December to work on my pullups and hit some conditioning/agility/ball skills work until January when I can make some solid plans. In the meantime, I’m just gonna get back in touch with Maschy.

So the rest of the month its going to be lifting circuits, metabolic circuits, complexes, concurrent training sesh’s, maybe throw in a little BBing just to keep things juicy, all the while working on the agility, etc. AND of course my pullups :slight_smile:

Thanks for tuning in folks! Off to hit the gym now. Getting ready for Meeami!!! So much to do, so much to do.

Lotsa love for you all!!

Stay sexy T Nation! Keep killing it out there!

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Do you Girl. Do you. Your plan is def solid and yo body is HELLA THICK TIGHT SOLID AND JOOCY JOOCY JOOCY. I have mega tat envy! Lawd woman.

You’re our little Saint Sexy and if you declare sexiness dammit, WE SHALL COMPLY.

Ok lets try this since you dont believe us when we say you look awesome, strong and sexy as hell…

Masch I think your super fat and outta shape and you really need to get your shit together…(reverse psychology, jedi mind trickedness!)

If I didn’t know any better, I’d swear the OP to this here thread is Aristotle. Quit overthinking & over (anal)yzing.

This vacation comes at no better time. Put your toes in the sand & a drink in your hand.

Ps. Bring me somethin’ back.

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Ok lets try this since you dont believe us when we say you look awesome, strong and sexy as hell…

Masch I think your super fat and outta shape and you really need to get your shit together…(reverse psychology, jedi mind trickedness!) [/quote]

Sloppy fat, actually. Did you see that muffin top??

…is it working?

Lookin bomb bomb.com in that back pic Maschy.

Shoulders are lookin nooooooooooooice! I’m jelly of your shoulder fullness.

Looking absolutely amazing Masch! Damn, you’re making me want to get on the pullup train so I can have sexy shoulders too!

Pork and beer for you mama, go to 9:00 …

Have an awesome vacation-

when you get back tell me if you want a tiny broken super jock training partner

I’ll have Will Smith stuck in my head all weekend thanks to you! (BTW have you ever read the lyrics to that song? So funny/awful!). Enjoy your trip and allow yourself a little breather from all the training thoughts. I went through a similar process earlier this year and I had to take a break and to wade through the mud and realize what it was I really wanted to do.

Btw, you’ve been through a LOT in the past 6 months, have I mentioned that before? Give yourself some leeway. Until then, training just because it feels good and makes your ass looks good is completely and wholeheartedly acceptable. Enjoy your trip mamacita!

[quote]MattyXL wrote:
Ok lets try this since you dont believe us when we say you look awesome, strong and sexy as hell…

Masch I think your super fat and outta shape and you really need to get your shit together…(reverse psychology, jedi mind trickedness!) [/quote]

LOL!! I know how you like your ladies thick, Matty…so I’m taking that as a compliment! Just reversed your reverse, now what?

Mimsy - Lol! Yeah, that! I knew you’d understand :slight_smile:

Git - The fact that Nova Scotia runs electricity never ceases to amaze me. Your shed would be a perfect mini-house for mini-me! And you can visit anytime you want…you’re welcome! And thanks for the rec. You know I love me some DeFranco! Will def keep that in mind.

Hallie! Luvy, luvy, luv you! Joocy and delicious, that’s the goal.

Print! Hiya DFC :slight_smile: Lol, you have no idea just how much this vacation comes at the right time. Good god!! Well, hopefully I won’t bring back anything that requires amoxicillan…but you have health insurance, right?

Greggers!! I’ve missed you! Saw your wedding pics in your log sigh So lovely!! Congrats again, boo. And thanks on the shoulder fullness. lol!

Pixie - Thanks, girl :slight_smile:

Maxy baby! Love Bourdain, love pork (that looked delicious btw! the bread too…), love Italy. So much love in that vid. Thanks!

Kmac - HAHA! No, the question is DO YOU want a tiny broken semi-super jock training partner? lol! I already told Matty, but I think we should def hit that Red Hook gym one day. Then eat lots!

Lula! Oops, sorry about that Will Smith song…that must be terrible! Lol! I have the LMFAO song stuck in my head, so that’s equally annoying. And thank you!! I’m so ready for this vacation, girl. You have no idea.


Alright, so I’m warpping things up over here. Loose ends tied at work, underlings have been given tedious tasks that will keep them busy for days, cat sitter is coming tonight to pick up keys, yadda yadda.

Like I said, training whilst in Miami will be very relaxed and groovy, mostly conditioning, hopefully some beach type stuff. I’ll have to see what the condo gym looks like, but the only thing that’s certain are my pullups.

Today I’m going to run through one of my concurrent trainings - going to hit the jump rope for the first time in yages. So excited! (that’s so pathetic btw)

And tomorrow I’m going to sneak in a full strength/conditioning sesh. I’m testing out a new lifting template that incorporates strength, rehab, and functional stuff all in one! Its got a lot of good stuff in it, explosive lifts supersetted with some full body lifts, uni work, etc. Kinda like what Lula does sometimes! I’ll give more deets on this when I’m back from my trip and back in the swing of things.

And just to leave off one a good note, and for the lulz of course, here’s what I did yesterday. A bit of an easy day but fun no less.

Training notes:
Pullups - not as strong as like or should be all things considered
Agility - probably should use my arms more and stop being such a weirdo
Soccer skillz - FUCK I’m rusty! Need to be one with the ball again…

Enjoy! And you’re welcome for the bad music. You love it!

Besos!! Nos vemos pronto amorcitos!

That was great! Having watched 10 billion hours of my son and his teammates running through drills, that was cool.
When you move to Nova Scotia you can be the coach of the boys team. You will be popular with the kids. And the Dads.

[quote]giterdone wrote:
That was great! Having watched 10 billion hours of my son and his teammates running through drills, that was cool.
When you move to Nova Scotia you can be the coach of the boys team. You will be popular with the kids. And the Dads.[/quote]

LoL! Actually, part of the humor of my vid is that its a grown woman running agility drills. Why can’t I just be normal and do Zumba?!

YAY!!! I love dads…wink wink

Cuz i never had one…sad face

Look at those feet go! I can’t wait to start doing agility type movements again. I’m hoping to get on the treadmill next week at physio - fingers crossed! Even though your skills might be a bit rusty, you look confident. You’ll be one with the ball in no time.

Have fun in Miami!

[quote]LastStand wrote:
Look at those feet go! I can’t wait to start doing agility type movements again. I’m hoping to get on the treadmill next week at physio - fingers crossed! Even though your skills might be a bit rusty, you look confident. You’ll be one with the ball in no time.

Have fun in Miami![/quote]

LS!! You’ll get there, girlie! Be patient. And yeah, you’ll be on that treadmill. You’ll see. Its smooth sailing from here.

Hope the knee is healing up nice and easy for you!! Get back to logging!!

[quote]Mascherano wrote:
YAY!!! I love dads…wink wink

Cuz i never had one…sad face[/quote]

Stop that! Or giterdone will be gitersad. Too late.

And you’re not normal. That’s why we all think you are awesome.

Look at you doing weighted pulls ups. Absolutely badass.

Nothing funny about agility drils.

You should see the neighbors trying to figure out why I’m doing seld sprints in the yard.