Marzouk's Tip of the Day

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[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
Tip of the Century: When you reach maximum levels of butthurt over people calling out your bullshit and poking fun at you on an internet forum, create a new thread announcing your departure from said forum as if people should be weeping and begging you to stay. [/quote]

Whats was so bad about what y’all said to him? I don’t get it.[/quote]

I think it was repeated pyramid jokes combined with female genitalia mutilation jokes that got to him. [/quote]

I saw a few instances of people calling him a “camel jockey” as well…and no, it wasn’t me.

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Do people not know about the Ignore Function?

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[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]Marzouk wrote:
New tip.

Don’t fat really loud when squatting… (this happened today lol)[/quote]

How do you fat really loud?

Are you actually gaining so much bodyfat so quickly that it’s actually audible? [/quote]

A winning comment worthy of a pyramid full of internets[/quote]

Ah the pyramid was a bit of a cheap shot dont you think a-hole?

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I dunno, you piled a fuckload of stones on top of each other for the lulz, now own it.
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That would mean i’m 4000 years old.
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I read something in Danny Wallace’s Yes Man that reminded me of this exchange:

I learned all about how the aliens built the pyramids while those lazy Egyptians just sat there worshiping cats and drawing on the walls.

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Do Bulgarian split squats.

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Believe!

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The thread has been necromanced! As for the newest tip, I fully support it

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
The thread has been necromanced! As for the newest tip, I fully support it [/quote]

Best troll on T-Nation. Good luck with your secret crush on Marzouk.

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[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
The thread has been necromanced! As for the newest tip, I fully support it [/quote]

Best troll on T-Nation. Good luck with your secret crush on Marzouk.[/quote]

There’s no way it’s a crush. JaseHxC doesn’t like meat.

lol

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

…Tie a bowline knot (there are a few others) but its easy to untie when tension is removed…[/quote]

Lou, your stock just soared with your advocacy of the bowline knot - the King of All Knots.
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Old I know but you are wrong. That would be the square knot.

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[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
The thread has been necromanced! As for the newest tip, I fully support it [/quote]

Best troll on T-Nation. Good luck with your secret crush on Marzouk.[/quote]

There’s no way it’s a crush. JaseHxC doesn’t like meat.

lol[/quote]

HAHA i see what you did there. Especially ‘Non white’ meat.

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[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]hockechamp14 wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:
The thread has been necromanced! As for the newest tip, I fully support it [/quote]

Best troll on T-Nation. Good luck with your secret crush on Marzouk.[/quote]

There’s no way it’s a crush. JaseHxC doesn’t like meat.

lol[/quote]

HAHA i see what you did there. Especially ‘Non white’ meat.
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Huzzah! And hilarity ensues

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Pushharder and four60, this link is for you guys. I’ve been learning stuff off his knotting website for years, trust me, you’ll dig it. Paracord is one of man’s great inventions.

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baby steps!

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Always carry almonds and some type of protein snack in your better halfs bag, for a quick nutritional hit on on the go!

when i say in her bag i don’t mean carry the bag…

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Use white vinegar to clean stainless steel surfaces suck as hobs, cooker, kettles etc!

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The long spoon from Dairy queen is perfect for spooning out BCAA powder. I keep mine in an old 5lb protein tub, ( i have alot of amino powder ). The long spoon is perfect for getting it out not getting your hand covered in glittery BCAA powder!