[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
I can see it for free…and I still have no desire to see it at this point. So is it safe to say that Hitman movie tops Max Payne???[/quote]
Based on the tit factor in Hitman, yes. Max Payne is almost as bad as House of the Dead.
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I can see it for free…and I still have no desire to see it at this point. So is it safe to say that Hitman movie tops Max Payne???
Based on the tit factor in Hitman, yes. Max Payne is almost as bad as House of the Dead.[/quote]
NOTHING is as bad as House of The Dead.
I dare you to find a movie worse than that.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
I can see it for free…and I still have no desire to see it at this point. So is it safe to say that Hitman movie tops Max Payne???
Based on the tit factor in Hitman, yes. Max Payne is almost as bad as House of the Dead.
NOTHING is as bad as House of The Dead.
I dare you to find a movie worse than that.[/quote]
lol, that’s why I said ALMOST. Seriously though Max Payne is very uninspired and suffers from bad acting, directing, and editing. Did I mention the fact there are no bare breasts in this movie what so ever?
worst script ever ?
You guys should listen to me next time when I predict a movie is going to be a turd.
I rented The Happening just so I could see how bad it is…didn’t disappoint at all. However, I don’t think it was directly related to Mark…I’m sure it was more of that ass clown M. ShamamalaamalhalhlahldhlaMAN.
The SNL skit was too fucking funny that guy sounds just like him.
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
worst script ever ?[/quote]
Nah, it’s still an Oscar winner compared to the garbage that riddles the Sci Fi channel.
Ok…i went and seen Max Payne(for free)…and I must say it was pretty damn boring.
So boring that me and my wife couldn’t help but finish all of his lines with “…say hello to your mother for me.”
It was liking being on a roller coaster with a long ass ascend to the top…and then drops 10 feet…and its all over.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Ok…i went and seen Max Payne(for free)…and I must say it was pretty damn boring.
So boring that me and my wife couldn’t help but finish all of his lines with “…say hello to your mother for me.”
It was liking being on a roller coaster with a long ass ascend to the top…and then drops 10 feet and its over…“umm…yay?”[/quote]
seems like I was right, this is possibly the worst movie i’ve seen since semi pro, everything was wrong with this movie. Luckily, last night i saw burn after reading and that was hilarious
[quote]jtg987 wrote:
Luckily, last night i saw burn after reading and that was hilarious[/quote]
Good choice. I loved that movie!
Anyone else find it assinine that the game is rated M for mature, meaning you have to be 17 in order to play the game yet the movie is PG-13? Hollywood Jackassery at its finest.
Next thing they have there grubby claws on is Dragonball, and that looks just as bad. LORD HELP THEM IF THEY RUIN AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER!!
[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Anyone else find it assinine that the game is rated M for mature, meaning you have to be 17 in order to play the game yet the movie is PG-13? Hollywood Jackassery at its finest.
Next thing they have there grubby claws on is Dragonball, and that looks just as bad. LORD HELP THEM IF THEY RUIN AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER!![/quote]
Don’t forget about G.I. Joe.
I’ll second all the crappy revues. Boring. I want my money back too.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Anyone else find it assinine that the game is rated M for mature, meaning you have to be 17 in order to play the game yet the movie is PG-13? Hollywood Jackassery at its finest.
Next thing they have there grubby claws on is Dragonball, and that looks just as bad. LORD HELP THEM IF THEY RUIN AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER!!
Don’t forget about G.I. Joe.[/quote]
The chances of that not sucking?
We should place bets. I am beginning to think Batman, Hulk and Iron Man were flukes. I sure as hell hope not.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Anyone else find it assinine that the game is rated M for mature, meaning you have to be 17 in order to play the game yet the movie is PG-13? Hollywood Jackassery at its finest.
Next thing they have there grubby claws on is Dragonball, and that looks just as bad. LORD HELP THEM IF THEY RUIN AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER!!
Don’t forget about G.I. Joe.
The chances of that not sucking?
We should place bets. I am beginning to think Batman, Hulk and Iron Man were flukes. I sure as hell hope not.[/quote]
I’m with you…but the trailer I saw of Punisher:War Zone last night is not helping the odds in our favor.
I still have high hopes for Transformers 2 and Wolverine: Origins next summer.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Anyone else find it assinine that the game is rated M for mature, meaning you have to be 17 in order to play the game yet the movie is PG-13? Hollywood Jackassery at its finest.
Next thing they have there grubby claws on is Dragonball, and that looks just as bad. LORD HELP THEM IF THEY RUIN AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER!!
Don’t forget about G.I. Joe.
The chances of that not sucking?
We should place bets. I am beginning to think Batman, Hulk and Iron Man were flukes. I sure as hell hope not.
I’m with you…but the trailer I saw of Punisher:War Zone last night is not helping the odds in our favor.[/quote]
It’s a damn shame too, cuz I dig the actor they got to play the punisher. But whats up with the stupid voice? And you automatically know a movies is garbage when they have the cliche shot of the dude hanging upside down shooting machine guns.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Pootie Tang wrote:
Anyone else find it assinine that the game is rated M for mature, meaning you have to be 17 in order to play the game yet the movie is PG-13? Hollywood Jackassery at its finest.
Next thing they have there grubby claws on is Dragonball, and that looks just as bad. LORD HELP THEM IF THEY RUIN AVATAR, THE LAST AIRBENDER!!
Don’t forget about G.I. Joe.
The chances of that not sucking?
We should place bets. I am beginning to think Batman, Hulk and Iron Man were flukes. I sure as hell hope not.
I’m with you…but the trailer I saw of Punisher:War Zone last night is not helping the odds in our favor.[/quote]
I don’t think good comic book movies are a fluke, or that the genre is cursed. Hollywood always imitates good, successful films. So when something of quality like Ironman or The Dark Knight comes along, trash is inevitable. It’s just a crapshoot as to who gets the funding to make which movies. In an alternate reality The Fantastic Four is the highest grossing movie of all time, while everyone wonders why the Batman franchise keeps sinking to new lows.