[quote]Stern wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
For the record, I’d take a gorgeous older woman over a gorgeous young woman any day.
17 and 18 year olds do not interest me. [/quote]
Agreed.
Last thing I want to wake up to first thing in the morning is “ZOMG I HAD THE MOST AWESOME DREAM THAT I WAS SHOPPING AND LIKE SUSIE WAS THERE HAHAHA AND WE BOUGHT CHERRY RED SHOES FOR THE PROM TOGETHER HOW COOL IS THAT STERN???”
“Sternnn?”
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[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
Wait, I think you just called my manhood in question…
Also, I have discovered the joys of the grudgefuck, why not the disgust fuck?
Finally, how much alcohol would be involved and how good is she in bed?
Wait, 17, I retract the last question.
[/quote]
Plus using tears as lube is really fucking hot.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
hmmm, why would a girl do anything with you if shes not attracted to you. i can understand guys, cause its much harder for a guy to get a girl than it is for a girl to get a guy. girls don’t have to do anything and guys flock to them, while men have to do all the work and approach women and make the first move. if they don’t they don’t get any. which i find extremely unfair, but thats another story.[/quote]
It’s a great mystery and tragedy that you could be full of so, so much wisdom yet not understand the ways of women.
I think if you look beyond the surface and delve a bit deeper into the symbolism of the twilight series, you will see the answer. [/quote]
Oh please, the symbolism of Twilight, if you want to call that superficial, insultingly banal, cookie cutter, gargle…
Anyways, it is emotional porn for adolescent girls.
Cliff notes:
Oh my, if he penetrates her, they better stay together forever, forever young, forever unchanging.
The werewolf however turns into a wild, hairy beast, ruled by base emotions and yet uses this raw power to keep her safe, which, completely inexplicably, has her dripping like a wet sponge.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
hmmm, why would a girl do anything with you if shes not attracted to you. i can understand guys, cause its much harder for a guy to get a girl than it is for a girl to get a guy. girls don’t have to do anything and guys flock to them, while men have to do all the work and approach women and make the first move. if they don’t they don’t get any. which i find extremely unfair, but thats another story.[/quote]
It’s a great mystery and tragedy that you could be full of so, so much wisdom yet not understand the ways of women.
I think if you look beyond the surface and delve a bit deeper into the symbolism of the twilight series, you will see the answer. [/quote]
Oh please, the symbolism of Twilight, if you want to call that superficial, insultingly banal, cookie cutter, gargle…
Anyways, it is emotional porn for adolescent girls.
Cliff notes:
Oh my, if he penetrates her, they better stay together forever, forever young, forever unchanging.
The werewolf however turns into a wild, hairy beast, ruled by base emotions and yet uses this raw power to keep her safe, which, completely inexplicably, has her dripping like a wet sponge.
[/quote]
haha! I think you yourself called your manhood into question! You actually read the series? :PPPP
I was just being stupid with my Twilight reference, for the record. =D
Do people normally not ‘get you’ Debra? =D
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
Wait, I think you just called my manhood in question…
Also, I have discovered the joys of the grudgefuck, why not the disgust fuck?
Finally, how much alcohol would be involved and how good is she in bed?
Wait, 17, I retract the last question.
[/quote]
Plus using tears as lube is really fucking hot.[/quote]
I thought you saved them to mix martinis?
Your lack of sophistication worries me.
[quote]Stern wrote:
Do people normally not ‘get you’ Debra? =D[/quote]
Quite often actually! =D
I apologize a lot.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
Wait, I think you just called my manhood in question…
Also, I have discovered the joys of the grudgefuck, why not the disgust fuck?
Finally, how much alcohol would be involved and how good is she in bed?
Wait, 17, I retract the last question.
[/quote]
Plus using tears as lube is really fucking hot.[/quote]
I thought you saved them to mix martinis?
Your lack of sophistication worries me.
[/quote]
My dad doesn’t drink martinis.
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
i would say that might be true for 12 yr olds. but 17 and 18 and up, i disagree. im sure alot like the boyish little boy looks. but trust me, there are many that like the bigger man look.
One summer day while sitting at a local pizza place, sitting there in a tank top and shorts, sitting across from me were 4 girls all aged about 15. i was sitting minding my own business, and judging from the comments made to me and how they flirted with me, told me they liked big guys. one didn’t. 3 of them did.
I always give the example of how i love lions. if i had the chance to pet a male lion, i find them probably one of the most beautiful godlike creatures on the planet, but id be pretty freaken scared to be near one. but that doesn’t take away the fact that i love them. [/quote]
Bro, they were making fun of you for being so damn awkward yet scary looking. You give off that creepy weirdo vibe. They had the same interest in you as with a circus freak; that’s not normal sexual attraction.
Yeah you may stand out, but you aren’t relatable.
This isn’t 24-year old Mark Sanchez having a relationship with a 17-year old. This is Mark Sanchez picking up a girl at a club to have sex with and probably never talk to again. It’s not his fault she sneaked in with her deadbeat mom and pretended to be older than she was.
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
hmmm, why would a girl do anything with you if shes not attracted to you. i can understand guys, cause its much harder for a guy to get a girl than it is for a girl to get a guy. girls don’t have to do anything and guys flock to them, while men have to do all the work and approach women and make the first move. if they don’t they don’t get any. which i find extremely unfair, but thats another story.[/quote]
It’s a great mystery and tragedy that you could be full of so, so much wisdom yet not understand the ways of women.
I think if you look beyond the surface and delve a bit deeper into the symbolism of the twilight series, you will see the answer. [/quote]
Oh please, the symbolism of Twilight, if you want to call that superficial, insultingly banal, cookie cutter, gargle…
Anyways, it is emotional porn for adolescent girls.
Cliff notes:
Oh my, if he penetrates her, they better stay together forever, forever young, forever unchanging.
The werewolf however turns into a wild, hairy beast, ruled by base emotions and yet uses this raw power to keep her safe, which, completely inexplicably, has her dripping like a wet sponge.
[/quote]
haha! I think you yourself called your manhood into question! You actually read the series? :PPPP
I was just being stupid with my Twilight reference, for the record. =D[/quote]
No, I saw the movies.
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]SmilingPolitely wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
Wait, I think you just called my manhood in question…
Also, I have discovered the joys of the grudgefuck, why not the disgust fuck?
Finally, how much alcohol would be involved and how good is she in bed?
Wait, 17, I retract the last question.
[/quote]
Plus using tears as lube is really fucking hot.[/quote]
I thought you saved them to mix martinis?
Your lack of sophistication worries me.
[/quote]
My dad doesn’t drink martinis.[/quote]
Damn my orson well clapping gif wont load.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
hmmm, why would a girl do anything with you if shes not attracted to you. i can understand guys, cause its much harder for a guy to get a girl than it is for a girl to get a guy. girls don’t have to do anything and guys flock to them, while men have to do all the work and approach women and make the first move. if they don’t they don’t get any. which i find extremely unfair, but thats another story.[/quote]
It’s a great mystery and tragedy that you could be full of so, so much wisdom yet not understand the ways of women.
I think if you look beyond the surface and delve a bit deeper into the symbolism of the twilight series, you will see the answer. [/quote]
Oh please, the symbolism of Twilight, if you want to call that superficial, insultingly banal, cookie cutter, gargle…
Anyways, it is emotional porn for adolescent girls.
Cliff notes:
Oh my, if he penetrates her, they better stay together forever, forever young, forever unchanging.
The werewolf however turns into a wild, hairy beast, ruled by base emotions and yet uses this raw power to keep her safe, which, completely inexplicably, has her dripping like a wet sponge.
[/quote]
haha! I think you yourself called your manhood into question! You actually read the series? :PPPP
I was just being stupid with my Twilight reference, for the record. =D[/quote]
No, I saw the movies.
:-([/quote]
With your girlfriend?
[quote]red04 wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
i can guarantee you, id stand out in a crowd 1000x more than he would.[/quote]
Do you not understand the definition of the word ‘fame?’ He would, by definition, stand out more, because he is Johnny fucking Depp. I don’t care if you are literally 2 of him, a crowd of women(and gay men) would stampede over you to get to him.[/quote]
ok, i agree with you. i wasn’t really taking into accout his fame. yes, i agree with you.
[quote]austin_bicep wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
hmmm, why would a girl do anything with you if shes not attracted to you. i can understand guys, cause its much harder for a guy to get a girl than it is for a girl to get a guy. girls don’t have to do anything and guys flock to them, while men have to do all the work and approach women and make the first move. if they don’t they don’t get any. which i find extremely unfair, but thats another story.[/quote]
Bro you are “285 lbs of ripped muscle,” your confidence should be through the roof, why wouldn’t you approach women? You should be an aggressive full of testosterone male, amirite?
[/quote]
ripped?? no, im not ripped. id say im solid, but not ripped. as far as why my confidence isn’t sky high, is probably how i grew up. throughout my school years, junior high all the way to high, i was a skinny small kid. and girls steered clear of me like the plague. which made me quiet and not very confident with regards to women. not to mention being tormented and bullied for many years. that probably has alot to do with it.
for future reference, when I’m 35, how do I get 17 year old girls who i repulse to touch my penis?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
for future reference, when I’m 35, how do I get 17 year old girls who i repulse to touch my penis?[/quote]
Become a rockstar!
Or you rub against them on the bus.
[quote]therajraj wrote:
for future reference, when I’m 35, how do I get 17 year old girls who i repulse to touch my penis?[/quote]
Seek out the insecure, emo, goth chicks with daddy issues!
That’s right isn’t it?
ed- or, lol, yea…become a rockstar
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]roguevampire wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]debraD wrote:
What many of the ‘mature’ guys attracted to teenagers don’t realize is that from the perspective of a teenager, they are repulsive and creepy old men with too much body hair and smell like dad and grandpa. I say this because I remember. To a 17 year old anything over 25 is pretty disgusting and getting into old man territory, actually 23 is pretty damn old at that age even.
[/quote]
daddy issues.
That is all.[/quote]
She still thinks you’re gross, but is messed up enough to sleep with anyhow.[/quote]
Wait, are you trying to sell me the idea?
Because you are almost there…
Fucked up girl that thinks I am gross, yet has sex with me anyway and might come like a taifun because she does not care enough about her appearance with me?
I think Im in.
[/quote]
You say that but I bet you’d go soft if a beautiful young girl was looking up at you and you had a realization that you’re disgusting to her but she’s going to blow you anyway. I’m sure that’s not the case for many guys but I don’t believe you’re one of them. In other words, I don’t believe you ;)[/quote]
hmmm, why would a girl do anything with you if shes not attracted to you. i can understand guys, cause its much harder for a guy to get a girl than it is for a girl to get a guy. girls don’t have to do anything and guys flock to them, while men have to do all the work and approach women and make the first move. if they don’t they don’t get any. which i find extremely unfair, but thats another story.[/quote]
It’s a great mystery and tragedy that you could be full of so, so much wisdom yet not understand the ways of women.
I think if you look beyond the surface and delve a bit deeper into the symbolism of the twilight series, you will see the answer. [/quote]
Oh please, the symbolism of Twilight, if you want to call that superficial, insultingly banal, cookie cutter, gargle…
Anyways, it is emotional porn for adolescent girls.
Cliff notes:
Oh my, if he penetrates her, they better stay together forever, forever young, forever unchanging.
The werewolf however turns into a wild, hairy beast, ruled by base emotions and yet uses this raw power to keep her safe, which, completely inexplicably, has her dripping like a wet sponge.
[/quote]
haha! I think you yourself called your manhood into question! You actually read the series? :PPPP
I was just being stupid with my Twilight reference, for the record. =D[/quote]
No, I saw the movies.
:-([/quote]
With your girlfriend?
;)[/quote]
She is around 38 and would probably kill herself before she became one of the “twilight moms”.
Not that she is a mum, but still.
Anyway, she is a trained psychotherapist and my description of what is really going on in that movie had her rolling on the floor.
Like, what could he like possibly like have to talk about with like a 17 y/o like girl?
