[quote]mazilla wrote:
TDog305 wrote:
I do not consider myself a girly man, rather a FANCY man.
Because:
I don’t fix shit, I don’t care how it works, nor would I if I had the time to.
Do I know how an internal combustion engine works, hell no! But I like fast cars.
I do not frost my hair, but I do have the sexy flip thing, spoken about so eloquently in the article
I like nice things, so bite me.
i would consider you a girly girl. you seem to fit the profile.
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thats fine
Manly men:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Manly men:[/quote]
BASTARD!
Do you color your hair?
No
Do you wear one of those little necklaces made of tiny silver beads?
No, its a necklace made up of three ceramic beads my wife gave me 10 years ago and several brass knuts off the ends of my guitar strings.
How about shiny shirts when you go out clubbing?
No, I wear plaid shirts and a parka. It’s cold out on the ice.
Hell, do you go ?clubbing?
When its legal to.
and refer to it as such?
Small mammal bashing sounds more humane?
Is your hair frosted?
No, its red
Does it do that stupid thing where your bangs are flipped upward while the rest of your hair lies relatively flat?
Can’t do that with a high and tight haircut.
Do you lie to women in order to have sex with them?
No, I married her.
Asinine little uber douche who came up with this.
The basic premise of this post is that if you don’t conform to a particular style you are not a man. Just to state the obvious, what is on the outside and what activities to not make the measure of the man. If you don’t understand this you are still a boy.
I don’t care how anyone else dresses for the most part. I do notice the over the top near-feminine metro look because they look like pussies. I personally think anyone who spends that much time just to look cute at the grocery store has some issues. Other than that, I would hope that I am not copying anyone else’s style and that no one is copying mine.
Fucking stupid. No offense bro but anybody who buys into this list can shove said list straight up their ass.
I’m a man and I know it. I don’t need ANYONE else and for damn sure no LIST to tell me.
'nuff said.
I don’t understand whats wrong with cut off sleeves? Whats manlier than a set of veiny, grainy pumped 21 inch guns(well maybe i’m not at 21 yet but soon)
Damn guys, I just thought this list was funny as fuck because of the “dont wear sandals unless your Jesus” comment…I didnt write it, just meirly am sharing it with a crowed that I thought was mature enough to understand what it is.
-I agree with anyone that said somthing along the lines of “Being a man is not conforming to clishes and being who you want to be”
[quote]nickbuisson wrote:
Damn guys, I just thought this list was funny as fuck because of the “dont wear sandals unless your Jesus” comment…I didnt write it, just meirly am sharing it with a crowed that I thought was mature enough to understand what it is.
-I agree with anyone that said somthing along the lines of “Being a man is not conforming to clishes and being who you want to be”[/quote]
That line pissed me off the most. I will forever wear sandals.
But only because Jimmy Buffett does.
I disagree with your statement about sandals. Sandals are the ultimate male footwear.
Question #'s
1.No, its buzzed down allmost bald.
2.No, no jewelry anywhere.
3.a.No,b.No & c.No
4.Same as answer #1
5.Same as answer #1
6.No
Also, here is a few more movies:
1.Platoon
2.Rambo
3.The Deer Hunter
4.Gladiator
5.Braveheart
6.Over the Top
7.Bullitt
8.Predator
9.Commando
10.Conan
11.All Bruce Lee movies
12.The Good,The Bad and The Ugly
13.Full Metal Jacket
14.The Thin Red Line
15.Black Hawk Down
16.Spartucas
17.Gettysburg
18.The Longest Day
19.Apocalypse Now Redux
20.The Big Red One
21.Das Boot
22.Unforgiven
23.Tombstone
24.Pale Rider
25.The Road Warrior
26.Goodfellas
27.From Dusk Till Dawn
Also you should ad Hunting, Fishing and
Building(carpenter/construction) to other things guys should know about & do recreational.
Dragon
Thanks for the great story X.
“You know no one will help you in this world… You must run to that mountain and come back. That will make you strong. My son, you know no one is your friend, not even your sister, your father, or your mother. Your legs are your friends; your brain is your friend; your eyesight is your friend; your hair is your friend; your hands are your friends”
Indian Running by Peter Nabokov, the words of an Apache father instructing his son:
Fluffy
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
Thanks for the great story X.[/quote]
He actually wrote that.
Boat drinks
Boys in the band ordered boat drinks
Visitors scored on the home rink
Everything seems to be wrong
Lately, newspaper mentioned cheap air fare
I gotta to fly to Saint somewhere
I’m close to bodily harm
Twenty degrees and the hockey game’s on
Nobody cares they are way too far gone
Screaming boat drinks, something to keep 'em all warm
This morning, I shot six holes in my freezer
I think I got cabin fever
Somebody sound the alarm
I’d like to go where the pace of life’s slow
Could you beam me somewhere Mr. Scott?
Any ol’ place here on earth or in space
You pick the century and I’ll pick the spot
Oh I know, (I know)
I should be leaving this climate
I got a verse but can’t rhyme it
I gotta go where it’s warm
Boat drinks
Waitress I need two more boat drinks
Then I’m heading south 'fore my dream shrinks
I gotta go where it’s warm (I gotta go where it’s warm)
I gotta go where it’s warm (I gotta go where it’s warm)
I gotta go where it’s warm!
I gotta go where there ain’t any snow
Where there ain’t any blow
'cause my fin sinks so low
I gotta go where it’s warm
I can fix my own truck, I’ve rebuilt the transmission by myself with no help.
I trample through the woods for days on end tracking small defenseless animals so I can slaughter them and dine on thier carcasses.
I wear a nice shiney necklace made from a miniature motor cycle chain.
I shave my head, but I use conditioner on my goatee.
When it’s 100 degrees out and 90 percent humidity, I wear shirts with no sleeves.
The only time my hair is flipped up in the front is when I ride my motorcycle with no helmet.
I wear sandles when I’m not working, I typically wear steel toe boots everyday otherwise.
These are things I do on a daily basis. My life style and my choices desrcibe above put in both classes, man I’m confused.
Oh, and yes I have lied to a women to get laid.
If any one here can honestly say they haven’t they are full of shit.
The original list posted is crap, this is what is wrong with society everyone is so willing to conform to what everyone else thinks is right.
Bullpup
[quote]JMB wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
Thanks for the great story X.
He actually wrote that.[/quote]
I ghost write for Dr. Suess.
[quote]bullpup wrote:
The original list posted is crap, this is what is wrong with society everyone is so willing to conform to what everyone else thinks is right.
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It’s true; all the great societies have been destroyed by unifying under a single moral code.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
JMB wrote:
brucevangeorge wrote:
Thanks for the great story X.
He actually wrote that.
I ghost write for Dr. Suess.[/quote]
I call BS!!