Man Microwaved His Baby

Just when you think you’ve heard it all, something like this comes along.

GALVESTON, Texas - A jury on Wednesday sentenced a young father to 25 years in prison for severely burning his infant daughter when he put her in a microwave and turned it on for up to 20 seconds.

If it was up to me, I’ll put him in this machine, and cook him for a couple of minutes.

http://environment.newscientist.com/article/dn12141

That is seriously messed up.

That dude is gonna get fucked up in prison.

He probably deserves it too.

By the way, what’s a wicrowave?

I wonder what it must feel like to be microwaved…

That guy is going to the Special Hell.

As being a parent I can’t understand why… I would never want to meet that guy. I would seriously fuck him up. I think they should put him in general pop. And the gaurds should look the other way for a few mins.

I’m almost anti-death penalty, because I’m sure that innocent people will occasionally be put to death. However motherfuckers like this shouldn’t be allowed to live.

They should use the torture techniques from the Wu song MethodMan:

Sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…

[quote]dk44 wrote:
They should use the torture techniques from the Wu song MethodMan:

Sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…[/quote]

Then you would have to find somebody as fucked up as the guilty to do those horrible things to him. After all is said in done what do you do with the sick son of a bitch that would sew somebody’s asshole shut and kept feeding him?

On the plus side things like this don’t happen that often. Which is quite surprising considering the overall population of North America.

[quote]DanErickson wrote:
dk44 wrote:
They should use the torture techniques from the Wu song MethodMan:

Sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…

Then you would have to find somebody as fucked up as the guilty to do those horrible things to him. After all is said in done what do you do with the sick son of a bitch that would sew somebody’s asshole shut and kept feeding him?[/quote]

I dunno, give em a medal or something, maybe a gift card to Best Buy.

I would hurt this guy for KEEPS!!! He would be tied up tight. And I would test my punching ability.

Total scum.

There have been a couple cases of this that have happened in Ohio in recent memory. Crack Ho’s seem to have an attraction to shutting up their crying crack babies in mircowaves.

I guess it’s easier to sink to the lowest levels of human depravity rather than taking a little time out of hitting the pipe to drive the baby to the hosptial and just drop them off.

I hope they rip him apart in prison.

I always imagined that the first thing to get fucked if you were put in a microwave would be your eyes.

The man obviously has mental health issues.

His actions are messed up shit, no doubt.

But if he’s nuts, is he really evil?

[quote]lixy wrote:
Just when you think you’ve heard it all, something like this comes along.

GALVESTON, Texas - A jury on Wednesday sentenced a young father to 25 years in prison for severely burning his infant daughter when he put her in a microwave and turned it on for up to 20 seconds.

If it was up to me, I’ll put him in this machine, and cook him for a couple of minutes.

http://environment.newscientist.com/article/dn12141 [/quote]

you need to cook him a few times for a couple minuts

[quote]dk44 wrote:
DanErickson wrote:
dk44 wrote:
They should use the torture techniques from the Wu song MethodMan:

Sew his asshole closed and keep feeding him, and feeding him, and feeding him…

Then you would have to find somebody as fucked up as the guilty to do those horrible things to him. After all is said in done what do you do with the sick son of a bitch that would sew somebody’s asshole shut and kept feeding him?

I dunno, give em a medal or something, maybe a gift card to Best Buy. [/quote]

ROFL

It’s repulsive that nobody here has asked the truly important question:

Did he use the “Defrost” or “Popcorn” setting?

[quote]Corrosion wrote:
The man obviously has mental health issues.

His actions are messed up shit, no doubt.

But if he’s nuts, is he really evil?[/quote]

In Texas, “crazy” is a very gray area.