^ Wanted to lick Grimices’ Ball Pit, but Grimice wouldn’t let him.
^Got his hams burgled.
Bro, dost thou even hoist? Looks like the heaviest thing you’ve lifted is that cell phone for the selfie. How’s the dandruff and the rash coming along? lol I see that head and shoulders & Gold Bond powder in the avitar up there. Hey man, I mean we know you still live in your moms basement and all but clean up that bathroom. It’s the least you can do for her. Like that shirt. “Suns out, gunz out” right? Well, too bad you work night shifts down at Circle K…
^ is afraid to take a selfie because we’d see the 55 gallon drums of KY and shit stained cum towels in his bathroom
^desperately searches selfies for shit stained cum towels and vats of lube…
^already stole all of them
YO
^ doesn’t understand how this works
^ doesn’t understand how Kerley works.
^ doesn’t understand how religion works.
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^doesn’t understand how birds work
^ is an arctophile.
^ Didn’t mind his damn business.
^'s business is G4P
^ Is one of my best employees.
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^ Is one of my best employees.[/quote]
^ insults are so weak that the thread dies due to disinterest.
^ said the overstuffed walking FuzzBall !
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^ said the overstuffed walking FuzzBall !
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^ confused his parents by dressing as Princess Lea for Halloween (good memory, huh?)
^Hangs out with Ewoks to make himself feel superior !
^^ On the Fridays Cosplays Dirk Benedict as both Face and Starbuck. On Saturday ‘rule 34’ is in effect…