^has lifesize poster of Jerry Jones in a Dallas Cowboy thong hanging on bedroom ceiling
^ took it wayy to far
^is seriously considering giving the Predator Program a shot
^Is currently working on a Xenomorph program.
^is a lovely fellow
^just hit on a dude
^is jealous
^just stole a pik-a-nik basket
^ is wondering where his “pik-a-nik” basket packed with dildos is
^sitting on dildos trying to hatch them
^ updated the popcorn dick trick and is using a “pik-a-nik” basket instead… sneaky bastard!
^ spends his waking hours perfecting the popcorn dick trick (and all of it’s variations)
^spends time taking girl scout troops to the movies
^got kicked out of girl scouts for eating a brownie.
^not allowed within 500 yards of elementary schools.
^Not allowed within 500 yards of a Happy Meal.
^stops for a happy meal every 500 yeards
^dresses like Ronald McDonald and asks “wanna see my McNuggets?”
^ kicked out of Mcdonalds for ordering happy ending instead of happy meal.
^had 3-way with Grimice and Birdie in ball pit