when not licking his own balls, spends all his time sniffing ass
^ Needs to ask his Special Ed. teacher ‘what’s a shift key?’
^^ lives in Europe
^ Lives in Wisconsin.
^ lives in DC and hangs out at Cobalt every night turning tricks in the bathroom
^ Basks in the anonymity of the Cobalt glory holes.
^ Has a couch with no armrests.
^ is sad because he liked to hump arm rests
^ likes to hump bed posts
^ Likes to hump people who have been embalmed.
^ Likes to embalm people he’s humped.
^ Embalms people that like to hump.
^sells the video tapes
^ Keeps the books.
^obviously needs picture books
<can read the big words
^ Puts beans back in the counting pile without realizing it.
^ eats the beans then realizes they are rabbit turds
^ Knows because he is married to a rabbit.
^it’s his ex wife
^ Has a tramp stamp of her name.