^ built his own quadraphonic headphones.
^ blueberry motherfucka
^blackberry motherfucka
[quote]spar4tee wrote:
^ blueberry motherfucka[/quote]
phone too heavy to stand up straight while taking his selfie - Ass Mutherfcker
^ can’t locate shift 6 on his keyboard - ass mutherfucker
^ can’t locate “Shift” key to capitalize name
^ Can’t locate the ‘shift’ key to capitalize the first word in his sentence.
^ Has the IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt!
All previous posters penis size insecurities.
[quote]Bismark wrote:
All previous posters penis size insecurities.[/quote]
has vagina envy
has a vagina.
if female, has a very large vagina
^^ to stupid to realize no one would be above him when he posted that
[quote]mbdix wrote:
has a vagina.
if female, has a very large vagina[/quote]
is a very large vagina
^^had sex with a very large man
^has coat hanger marks on his head where his mother tried, but missed.
[quote]doogie wrote:
^has coat hanger marks on his head where his mother tried, but missed.[/quote]
doesn’t know how to doogie
^Contrary to his name, is not smarter than the average bear and is rumored to have lost his savings to some below average bears at a three card monte table. He also slaps two 2.5lb plates on to superset squat rack curls.
^ is proud because HE uses the FIVE pound plates for HIS squat rack curls
women run circles around him at the construction sites
^ Has a case of the Rectal Prolapse.