^Is probably distracted by looking at porn/erotica at work.
^ Is correct
^is all teeth when giving bjs.
^ Still begs for them, anyway.
^ ain’t too proud to beg
^ Just remembered being married.
^ is mad because he doesn’t fit into his wedding dress anymore 
^ruined his wedding dress at the all male gangbang
^Best man at the gala male gangbang.
^Likes Jersey Shore and idolizes the Situation.
^Jealous I banged his ex-wife Snooky.
^is actually proud that he banged snooky
^ Secretly masturbates to Jersey Shore while crying about his life-long dry-spell.
^Publicly masturbates on the Joisy shore while giving new meaning to the term ‘SandCrab.’
^Can’t figure out if he’s more jealous of the sand or the crabs.
^Thinks it’s cool that guys now have to strap a 4x4 to their ass as opposed to the standard 2x4.
^Now realizes where he lost his bone…
^Wishes he had a bone to lose.
^wishes the last bone hadnt made him so loose.
^Hoping all the throat yogurt he’s swallowed in the last yr will finally have him sounding like Barry White. & not so much like Pee Wee Herman.