^ Thought “protocol” was the procedure to remove objects from his ass.
^is mad at me and said that next time we go out, there will be no safety word
^ Knows damn right well there was no way to say a safety word with a ball-gag in the mouth.
^Uses ‘ball-gag’ in the literal sense when entertaining nephews.
^is one of hungrys nephews
^Thinks he’s bulking because his caloric intake includes dingleberries from the taint.
^doesnt appreciate the effects that dingleberies offer as an aphrodesiac
^ uses that line on all the girls
^ Used that line successfully OF COURSE.
^likes to do rails off of ^^'s asshole, OF COURSE
^Likes railing hobo’s while riding the rails.
^ Next asshole
^Pissed that I cut in line.
^ Hates people who go before him, otherwise it’s like a throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
^Is always like rolling a soup can through a circus tent
^ Not that he knows anything about that…
^Says when he has sex w/his grandma it’s like throwing a cane into a dusty corner.
^ Obviously doesn’t know that grandma is DEAD.
^Obviously didn’t pick up the ‘dust’ part.
^ Is correct.