^ The above scenario is your life.
^ wishes Mr Miagi would wax off his cock and then help him learn the art cock waxing (and then give him a car)
^Is Mr. Myogi.
^ is the douche bag sensei from cobrakai
^Is the dick sucker from every dick sucker movie ever.
^loves dick suckers and dick sucking … acutally just loves dick … mostly in and around his mouth … sometimes slapped against his forhead … he actually pays trannies to do this to him … sometimes when he can’t find trannys he just hires guys to do it … he really doesn’t care as long as someone else’s dick is somewhere in the vacinity of his face he’s a happy camper
^loves to be the one slapping print in the face with his dick.
^doesn’t really how financially lucrative slapping dicks on print’s face is… he pays REAAAAALLLLLLY well
^Doesn’t know that recording them and selling it on the intewebz makes more money than doing the action of slapping dicks in a dogs face.
^ supplied print with the video of dogs humping dolls that he’s been posting everywhere. Is planing a “casting couch” version staring himself and print’s dog.
^Thinking facials are involved, applies for make-up artist position.
^Is the one who hires people for the facials. It is a intense 2 day process of facial after facials.
^enjoys getting facials himself, from a few different guys at once.
^swallows
^spits it back at LTKO
^likes the taste of guys assholes after they workout before they take a shower
^likes to pee in guy’s bums when they are taking a shower after a good workout
^like’s me to pee in his bum while in shower after a good workout
^Enjoys a nice hot glass of piss after cutting his grass during the dog days of summer. Thirst quencher.
^ prefers a tall glass of chilled milky semen