^Best level is on ^ knee’s
^ likes being across my knee
^ likes being across MY knee…in chaps and nothing else.
^ couldn’t handle the exertion this close to a meet (you’d be seeing lights, but not three lights)
^jealous that he can’t total what she squats
^ is harboring a WEE bit of resentment because PMPM’s penis is bigger than his
^Has enjoyed not only sucking PMPM’s penis but ^^ as well.
^Has a Pavlovian response when ^^ yells “Suck my dick!”
^ has a super secret video archive of said Pavlovian responses (all illegally downloaded) that provides her with hours of masturbatory fodder, cuz she doesn’t believe in buying porn
^is a skilled and world renowned cock fighter.
^world renowned sword fighter with the world renowned cock fighter
^is the best Cock fighting trainer money can buy.
^Is the best cock sucker trainer for free.
^is a happy student of best cock sucker trainer
^also works part time as cockfighting promoter.
^^is training to unify all 3 cocksucking belts and may become the greatest cocksucking champ OF ALL TIMESSSS.
^Secret weapon to past 22 cock sucking champs.
^knows a good one he sees one.
^knows a good one by taste and texture on the tongue
^is once again correct like the true Sensei he is.
^wishes the Karate Kid was more like his life, where instead of the handy man being a karate master, he was actually a pedophile who taught him how to “wax off” his cock