^ enjoys finding and tasting the sausage
^ entered a blind taste test and correctly identified the semen of ^^,^^^,and ^^^^
^person who set up blind taste test. Procured samples for little cost.
^ samples the local Scout Troop to make sure they’re up to standards for Scout Master ^^
^is Scout Master
^gets spanked by Scout Master and misses those days too
^ doesnt miss getting spanked by his scout master since he now gets smacked in face with cock. Purple headed mushroom tattoo as proof.
^ has ^^ name tattooed on his cock, proof of his love
^ is jealous and bitter because ^^^'s name is too long to fit on ^'s own little love cock.
^Enjoys little cock & the bitter taste it brings.
^ knows all too well how bitter tasting little cocks are, thanks to his pedopup basement boy scout sweat shop.
^ finally let go of ^^'s bitter little cock long enough to post in ‘The Man Above Thread’.
^^ angry that she got recruited for ^^^'s sweat shop but then fired for not having a penis…seriously! Who gets fired from a sweat shop?
EDIT: POST LAG STRIKES AGAIN!
< had to let go of ^^^^'s bitter little cock to bitch slap ^, just in time to save ^^ from getting a surprise tattooed cock in the pooper … which btw got < fired because ^ is the Scout Master’s cry baby bitch.
[quote]Hot Tamale wrote:
< ^^^^^^^<[1]
fixed
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so … left, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, left, up and massive combo move?
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/quote ↩︎
^ is still crying, can’t follow the story, and apparently is too flustered to remember how this thread actually works.
^Starts dripping every time she writes pedopup.
^ has a litter of cute little tail wagging, crotch-sniffing pedopups that he keeps in his van for when the candy trick doesn’t work
^ is the orphanage for vaginas that no one else wants.
^ Was a thread killer until I arrived.
| Go fuck yourself
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