^ Knows about ^^ gynecomastia, but ^ still insists on titty fucking ^^ hairy man-boobs anyway.
^ thinks gyno is a rite of passage but every time he tries to order his gear, he get’s bitch slapped and they take his money
^let’s the cum dry on his chest…
^licks the cum off his own man boobs before it can dry
^ is the one pump chump who sprayed cum on ^^'s man boobs
^ acts as ‘pumper’ in the aforementioned scenario
^got fired as ‘pumper’ after tuck job came undone
^ thinks Chaz Bono is way hotter now
^switched genitalia with Chasity…now send letters to Chaz wanting them back.
^Being a hermaphrodite allows ^^ to have a choice.
^ can’t understand why ^^ always insists on pulling out and spraying hot man juice onto his chin. ^^ then smiles like the joker and invites ^^^^^ over for a dance on the other side of life while ^^^ sits in the corner rocking and crying about his penis being broken, which ^ offers to help with for a bag of blow, which ^^^ doesn’t have because he used it all and that’s why his dick’s broken. ^^^^^ gets tired of waiting for all the crazy homo shit to stop and get some good dick. ^ offers to lick ^^^^^ ass, but is beat to it by ^^^ who decides that might cure his problems. ^^^^^ doesn’t like it, and smacks ^^^ across the face with a giant rubber fist and threatens to use it. ^^ jumps in and offers to take it, but ^^^ and ^ want it too. A threeway game of rock paper scissors declares ^^ the winner and the opportunity to break in the giant first. ^ slobbers on it to get it ready, and ^^ enjoys his doggie lubed rubber fist. ^^^ is excited and finally gets hard, but no one is interested, so he faps facing a mirror and muttering “oh yeah you stud”. ^ can’t figure that out, and tries it too, but thinks it’s too weird, so looks at ^^^^^ instead, which helps greatly. By now, ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ has returned from the store with the guacamole dip, and gets pissed the ^, ^^, ^^^, ^^^^^ started already, and wastes no time getting stripping, but finds that there was some toilet paper stuck in asscrack, and is relentlessly beaten by everyone else.
^ is a definitely a douche
^prays to his God ^^
^^^ number of carets he used is proportional to how many dicks he sucks a day.
^'s number makes ^^'s number seem like chump change (and that number is just the ones he charges for)
^Gets angry when he can’t pull digits from St. Pete’s school for boys. Grades 6-12.
^kicked out because he bit someones cock when he was sucking it. NO biting allowed.
^Uses the “someone bit it off” trick when showing it to other men.
^ perfected that trick and taught ^^
^ Likes Halloween because he gets to finally show his “hide the sausage” routine to the little neighborhood boys