^ had to switch to plastic after his first time lover experience with ^^^ and the glass up his ass
^ wanted to become a nun until she was told she could only molest boys
^^ only thing hot about her tamale is that it was once the stomping ground of her entire high school football team
^ is jealous because he wanted the whole football team for himself.
^ wishes ^^, ^^^,^^^^,^^^^^,^^^^^^, etc… (and of course < ) were on the football team
^ still holds a grudge against his father for not playing hide the sausage with him more often
^was caught playing hide the sausage with a goat, banned from that petting zoo
^ was caught petting the goat’s sausage, and was thrown out for goat molestation
^Stole all the “Wanted goat molester” posters. And did her thang all over them… You are a squirter, aren’t you?
^ is definitely a squirter (but only when you pinch his clit)
^ knows far too much about print’s squirting
omg, why am i only finding this thread now!
^ found a thread, deserves a biscuit
^ is in obvious need of a cock
^ is good as stating the obvious, deserves a second biscuit
^compares herself to the Deep Blue Sea.
^wants to be in Mascherano’s Deep Blue Sea
^Very perceptive
^ Better be drinking
^Turns his tiger urine into wine, then parts Mascherano’s Deep Blue Sea.