<is wondering why ^ needs to strap on a cock when she has one permanantly attached since birth
^ is wondering because he want’s to see if he can borrow it sometime
^ likes to borrow preused gerbils from Richard Gere
< is wondering how ^^^ can still talk with a mouthful of the strap on worn by ^^^^.
^ already borrowed the gerbils, and that’s why they’re pre-used
< wasn’t quick enough and had to edit her post 
^Runs out to buy peanut butter knowing pedopup will post & hit it from behind.
^ should be hit from behind with a bat, repeatedly.
^^^ has had a train run on her with a baseball bat more than once, while using peanutbutter for lube (chunky), which is later licked up by ^^, who is being facefucked with a strapon by ^, who is still picking the pubes out of his teeth which were placed there by <
^ has apparently never heard of a razor, and is soon going to get a good ass-whoopin’ train from behind from ^^, ^^^, and ^^^^ with her strap on.
^ had more trains run on her than a New York subway
^ has a mouthful of pubes in his teeth from his last marathon circle jerk experience with ^^^ and friends.
^^Could care less about trains. Just wants a hard dick in his ass. Choo Choo Motha Fucka!
^You can cock block me any time gorgeous… Just open wide.
^ has gender confusion with himself and others it seems
^^^ vag is so hairy it looks like a raccoon is trying to escape from her thong
^ has never seen another woman’s vag except his mothers, was her darling boy and made mommy “happy”
^^ is so hairy pussy-whipped that he ignores the concept of the “man above” just to give a shout out to HT
^ also knows how to make mommy happy
^keeps her penis a secret to all her first time lovers until she has them tied down and they can’t escape
^ had to have anal reconstructive surgery after breaking a glass bottle in his ass. says “he slipped”
^^ was happy to be a repeat customer to ^^^
^licked the blood up after ^^s accident
^ only has first-time lovers because once they find out he’s a tranny with bloody glass up his ass it’s all over.
^ remembers the reason she switched to plastic