^only cums when taking Imodium AD, and shits himself.
^waits eagerly with a cup and spoon when ^^ takes imodium AD
^ prefers a butt-plug to Imodium AD
^prefers a whole bottle of Imodium AD than a butt-plug
^Prefers ^^chocolate covered dick stick.
^prefers dick to chocolate
^Prefers to dip his stick in very dark & gooey chocolate only.
^ “chocolate” on a “stick” is his favorite snack
^Chocolate on a stick in his ass is his fave snack-a-doodle.
^let’s hid canine lick his dick when dipped in chocolate syrup.
^likes to hide small canines in his ass, easier to train than gerbils
^WUT? ^Fucks road kill.
^eats the roadkill ^^ fucks
^was recently in the news for trying to revive a dead opossum on the side of the road (Swear that guy looked like you)
^Wants major role in Crying Game II. Because he’s a cock sucker.
^ is a cocksucker and asked me to pretty please call him one.
^Pretends fecal matter is chewing tobacco. ^breath is for shit.
^ made a cocksucking call and missed the movie reference, is an uncultured Scottish catamite or at best associate pedarist (doubt he gets that reference either)
^Thinks everyone is into homo-erotica film noir. ^is sorely mistaken.
^sore from mistakenly taking a tranny home. She was a “big” man.