^wishes he could be that pedopup … unfortunately he’s only turned on by pants-less boyscouts in his basement
^Shows young men the true meaning of Scouts Honor.
^wrote the book on the true meaning of scouts honor … also posed for pitures in his BDU briefs complete with combat boots and bike messenger hat and whistle
^Thinks my skin flute is a whistle. Wants to remove teeth and blow real hard.
^just admited his skin flute can be mistaken for a whistle … way to go pencil dick
^Won’t understand the difference between a 2nd grade pencil & a #2 pencil. But he soon will. Open wide.
^take it easy, doggy, i’m not a boyscout anymore and I escaped from your basement YEARS ago … now go load up the van we got us some candy now let’s go get us some boyscouts
^ just teamed up with pedopup to lure unsuspecting boyscouts because he wants to sleep in the van, down by the river
^Wants to suck David Byrne’s cock.
^doesnt care whose cock it is
^Is next in line for cock-sucking in van by the river, as long as hes making the blowjays.
^lives in the van down by the river but has to order in the cock
^,^^,^^^ all SUCK big red donkey dicks for missing obvious Chris Farley reference
^ is a Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I’m taking him back to Nevada where he’s wanted for banging horses!
^is jealous because ^ wasn’t called by ^^ to bang the horses!
^^Wears way to much red lipstick. ^Wonders why his dick is always red.
^wonders why his asshole is always red (hint hint: it’s cuz he likes penises in it)
^gets jealous when he can taste dick in ^^ ass.
^ gets jealous when he can taste ass on ^^ dick
^Gets jealous when ^^ takes Imodium AD.