Making a Move?

[quote]strangemeadow wrote:

[quote]bignate wrote:
i disagree with blow a load before hand. Ive always had a hard time cumming quickly during sex, maybe its because my hand just had such an incredible grip or maybes its all the hardcore porn i watch and real life sex just doesnt excite my peepee the way choking bitches and shoving it striaght down their ass then their throat does. Also if u blow a load early with sex, u can always go again…but at least it shows u function properly, the last thing u want to do is wack it alot, be nervous then not get an erection…[/quote]

I dunno, he’s a nervous virgin, a little Olympic Jerkin’ won’t hinder his performance.[/quote]

I reckon bashing the bishop before might be a mistake for me. I get pretty complacent after I wank, but when I don’t wank I’m like a different person - much more upfront and to the point.

Not being able to get an erection is the least of my worries. I could get turned on by the casual flash of an ankle :stuck_out_tongue:

[quote]tonypluto wrote:
this is all good advice.
Combine all!

  1. eat steak
  2. tell her about how your netflix just came in
  3. drink cialis
  4. watch movie with raging Boner
  5. do not hesitate to kiss her!
  6. whilst making out stick hand down her pants
  7. ???
  8. ???
  9. condom breaks
  10. Babies[/quote]

Well that escalated fast.

[quote]John S. wrote:
If only there were a forum where people could ask these questions.[/quote]

It’s called www.notthissite.com

[quote]bignate wrote:
i disagree with blow a load before hand. Ive always had a hard time cumming quickly during sex, maybe its because my hand just had such an incredible grip or maybes its all the hardcore porn i watch and real life sex just doesnt excite my peepee the way choking bitches and shoving it striaght down their ass then their throat does. Also if u blow a load early with sex, u can always go again…but at least it shows u function properly, the last thing u want to do is wack it alot, be nervous then not get an erection…[/quote]

The last point is a good one. That nearly happened to me when I blew a load before my first time.

I used to be the same exact way. When you go in to make your move (be it holding her hand, kissing, etc.) it’s like that feeling of jumping off a tall diving board into cold water or something. You just gotta go for it. 3,2,1… JUMP!!! and just do it.

Here are the steps you gotta take:
1.Hold her hand
2.Kiss her
3. After youve been making out for 5-10 minutes unbutton the top button of her jeans or even grab her breast.
4. See how she responds and then undress her and youre in the clear to get in in.

I would also recommend jacking off sometime in the day before hand.

don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored

[quote]Brian14 wrote:

I used to be the same exact way. When you go in to make your move (be it holding her hand, kissing, etc.) it’s like that feeling of jumping off a tall diving board into cold water or something. You just gotta go for it. 3,2,1… JUMP!!! and just do it.

Here are the steps you gotta take:
1.Hold her hand
2.Kiss her
3. After youve been making out for 5-10 minutes unbutton the top button of her jeans or even grab her breast.
4. See how she responds and then undress her and youre in the clear to get in in.

I would also recommend jacking off sometime in the day before hand.[/quote]

For the most part I like this approach for someone who has what seems to be zero experience…it’s a good lead up to the deed; you gauge her level of comfort at each stage of intimacy; and there’s nothing here that says be overly aggressive. This is probably implied by Brian here, but I think needs to be explicitly stated: don’t over think these things. There should be and will be a natural progression for each step.

Good luck slugger, let us know how it goes

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored[/quote]

Fore…play??? What is this “foreplay” you speak of? Some type of pre-coital game, like Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos?

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored[/quote]

Fore…play??? What is this “foreplay” you speak of? Some type of pre-coital game, like Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos?[/quote]

Why yes, Hungry Hungry Hippos is close enough.

[quote]pgtips wrote:

Thanks PimpBot and Nards! This advice has been taken on board. I’m definately overthinking this shit lol[/quote]

No problem man, let us know how everything goes! Just to clarify, I didn’t mean the “man-up/chill the fuck out” statement in a dickish way at all…it’s just at 32 years old, if I could send a message to my awkward-ass 18 year old self about women, this would be it. I jumped through every hoop a chick put in front of me, and pretended to be something I wasn’t, and none of it worked.

Younger people rarely listen to “just be yourself” advice, just like younger gym goers seldom listen to “eat lots, do heavy compound movements and avoid exotic supplements” advice, but it really is what you need to do.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored[/quote]

Fore…play??? What is this “foreplay” you speak of? Some type of pre-coital game, like Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos?[/quote]

Why yes, Hungry Hungry Hippos is close enough.[/quote]
Nothing wrong with a hippo now and then.

How’d that gas station face smash go?

Ah, man on a bit of a downer. She flaked on me this morning :frowning: It’s happened before but it still hurts a little bit lol, the thing is I was genuninely excited about seeing her even if it just stayed friendly cause I actually enjoy spending time with her.

Anyway, onwards and upwards! Thanks to you lot for the advice, I appreciate it and it’s stuck up there in my head now and I’ll make sure I remember it for future occasions!

[quote]Brian14 wrote:

I used to be the same exact way. When you go in to make your move (be it holding her hand, kissing, etc.) it’s like that feeling of jumping off a tall diving board into cold water or something. You just gotta go for it. 3,2,1… JUMP!!! and just do it.

Here are the steps you gotta take:
1.Hold her hand
2.Kiss her
3. After youve been making out for 5-10 minutes unbutton the top button of her jeans or even grab her breast.
4. See how she responds and then undress her and youre in the clear to get in in.

I would also recommend jacking off sometime in the day before hand.[/quote]

That diving board analogy sums it up perfectly!

[quote]pgtips wrote:
Ah, man on a bit of a downer. She flaked on me this morning :frowning: It’s happened before but it still hurts a little bit lol, the thing is I was genuninely excited about seeing her even if it just stayed friendly cause I actually enjoy spending time with her.

Anyway, onwards and upwards! Thanks to you lot for the advice, I appreciate it and it’s stuck up there in my head now and I’ll make sure I remember it for future occasions![/quote]
Bummer Dude. Hang in there, there’s more fish in the sea…just stay away from the fishy smelling ones.

[quote]BootScootBoogy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored[/quote]

Fore…play??? What is this “foreplay” you speak of? Some type of pre-coital game, like Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos?[/quote]

Why yes, Hungry Hungry Hippos is close enough.[/quote]
Nothing wrong with a hippo now and then.[/quote]
Yes, we know.

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]BootScootBoogy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored[/quote]

Fore…play??? What is this “foreplay” you speak of? Some type of pre-coital game, like Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos?[/quote]

Why yes, Hungry Hungry Hippos is close enough.[/quote]
Nothing wrong with a hippo now and then.[/quote]
Yes, we know.[/quote]

Mesmerizing. The shockwaves from her pendulous rolls actually transfer into his, and start him jiggling.

It’s like a Newton’s Cradle of lard.

Do not just ask if she is down to Fuck , thay will probly scare her away even if she is trust me I know.

Does any one know if he got her to swallow his jelly stroke yet?

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]BootScootBoogy wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]Rico Suave wrote:
don’t go straight for the kill. foreplay is a must and shouldn’t be ignored[/quote]

Fore…play??? What is this “foreplay” you speak of? Some type of pre-coital game, like Jenga or Hungry Hungry Hippos?[/quote]

Why yes, Hungry Hungry Hippos is close enough.[/quote]
Nothing wrong with a hippo now and then.[/quote]
Yes, we know.[/quote]

Mesmerizing. The shockwaves from her pendulous rolls actually transfer into his, and start him jiggling.

It’s like a Newton’s Cradle of lard.[/quote]
HAHA!!

Here’s another gif that proves Newton’s theory…