Here’s my post for letting your urban poet come out. This is my rap.
Flex body and get cred from my girls,
Got my own power rack for some heavy curls
Pump hard for tight arms, swiss ball on the ground, I’ve got functional strength, so I’m not going down. Tight lats tight back, and a tight chest front, I’m a tight Alpha Male, still not tight enough. Gotta work gotta pump, natural arms, no Synthol, yet still bigger and harder than Gregg Valentino.
I got a hard, nasty bod nigga, better physique than Coleman and Wheeler, get an edge by using it all, my buds D-Ball and Winny Strol keep my picture on the wall, they have no choice but to stare, they have no control at all.
Get a thick ass trunk doing bent over rows, pretty soom going dick some bent over hoes. I give them all they can take, my custom protein shake, when they see me in the club, they’re ready to make.
Rap song, rap song,
We do our raps and then the crowd goes wild!
And then it’s time for the “after” party,
And we hang out and do lots of sex with girls! Yo.
Rap song, rap song,
We do our raps and then the crowd goes wild!
And then it’s time for the “after” party,
And we hang out and do lots of sex with girls! Yo.[/quote]
All right stop, eat your steak and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
My hands, grabs on the iron tightly
Lift like a madman daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
Down on my women, I rock the bed like a vandal
Flip her over and wax that ass like a candle
Drink, get some water from the bathroom
I’m filling your gut like sauteed mushrooms
Thirsty, then milk is the remedy
Anything less than a gallon is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain weight
You better hit the iron hard, the kid don’t play
If you’re a hardgainer, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
All right stop, eat your steak and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
My hands, grabs on the iron tightly
Lift like a madman daily and nightly
Will I ever stop? Yo – I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
Down on my women, I rock the bed like a vandal
Flip her over and wax that ass like a candle
Drink, get some water from the bathroom
I’m filling your gut like sauteed mushrooms
Thirsty, then milk is the remedy
Anything less than a gallon is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gain weight
You better hit the iron hard, the kid don’t play
If you’re a hardgainer, yo, I’ll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it [/quote]
No. Essay.
Keep going up to Encyclopedia and beyond.
Meanwhile, where are we going to find a real bodybuilder who can deliver these raps? I mean, that would require them to stand up and talk for more than 30 seconds without stopping to catch their breath…
