Sorry, but at what age is it appropriate to start worrying about furniture? I’m 28 and would be pretty depressed if I didn’t have furniture.
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
Im also getting a lock on my door. I almost fucking lost it the other day. He asked where the wifi code was then said, “I walked in your room and looked all through your drawers and dresser and couldn’t find it anywhere, Gingersaurus needs it because she doesn’t want to use her data while she’s here”
So he invaded my privacy because his fat fuckng loser gf JUST HAD to have wifi for her phone…
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Yeah you need to lay down the law fast before she moves in. And fuck this dude he’s clearly not your friend. And what could he possibly know about you that is so bad, would it ruin your life, as in fired from your job or divorced or put you in jail.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sorry, but at what age is it appropriate to start worrying about furniture? I’m 28 and would be pretty depressed if I didn’t have furniture. [/quote]
Lanky… Benjamin Button and his wife didn’t have any furniture but a mattress and they seemed to have plenty of fun???
[quote]magick wrote:
The only furniture you need is a chair, a desk, and a bed.
You can get all of those for under 50 (I think) USD on craigslist.
Take a real look at whether he’s still your best friend or not.
If he is, then have a real heart to heart with him and deal with the consequences.
If he’s not, then kick him out and buy your furniture for under 20 USD. I’m sure your bed isn’t his.
Seriously, fuck furniture. Incredibly annoying to move into and out of the house.[/quote]
Concur, furniture is just a life option and not really required for life.
You can get new furniture, and if you have nothing invested in it, then fuck it!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sorry, but at what age is it appropriate to start worrying about furniture? I’m 28 and would be pretty depressed if I didn’t have furniture. [/quote]
- You’re developmentally advanced.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
Sorry, but at what age is it appropriate to start worrying about furniture? I’m 28 and would be pretty depressed if I didn’t have furniture. [/quote]
Since it’s not his furniture age is irrelevant. The guy is disrespecting him so he’s got to go. Superhuman controls the lease so it’s his place, he shouldn’t put up with being disrespected in his own place.
Granted he should have kept his mouth shut about his friends girlfriend but that’s water under the bridge now.
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
I think next time he is sitting on the couch Im going to approach him face to face and just tell him straight up that his gf is a horrible influence on him. Give examples (Weight Gain, Unemployed, does nothing all day but text her) Then tell him that when the lease is up either he must move out or Im going to move out. and offer him the opportunity to move out now and I just fully take on the lease.
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I think the way to be a good friend is to try to be a good influence on him yourself “hey let’s go train.” Ripping on his girlfriend won’t go well.
Again, I don’t think you should wait until the lease is up and asking him to leave doesn’t need to be a fight. Just tell him living together has stressed your friendship and to save it you think it would be best if he got his own place.
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
I think next time he is sitting on the couch Im going to approach him face to face and just tell him straight up that his gf is a horrible influence on him. Give examples (Weight Gain, Unemployed, does nothing all day but text her) Then tell him that when the lease is up either he must move out or Im going to move out. and offer him the opportunity to move out now and I just fully take on the lease.
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I think the way to be a good friend is to try to be a good influence on him yourself “hey let’s go train.” Ripping on his girlfriend won’t go well.
Again, I don’t think you should wait until the lease is up and asking him to leave doesn’t need to be a fight. Just tell him living together has stressed your friendship and to save it you think it would be best if he got his own place.
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Agree.
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
Answers to a few questions posed
- He fights really dirty. This is the worst part of his personality. He knows things about me that others don’t and he doesn’t give a fuck about privacy and will bring everything to light if he thinks it will help him.
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Just come out before he spills the beans. Beat him at his own game.
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
I think next time he is sitting on the couch Im going to approach him face to face and just tell him straight up that his gf is a horrible influence on him. Give examples (Weight Gain, Unemployed, does nothing all day but text her) Then tell him that when the lease is up either he must move out or Im going to move out. and offer him the opportunity to move out now and I just fully take on the lease.
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I think the way to be a good friend is to try to be a good influence on him yourself “hey let’s go train.” Ripping on his girlfriend won’t go well.
Again, I don’t think you should wait until the lease is up and asking him to leave doesn’t need to be a fight. Just tell him living together has stressed your friendship and to save it you think it would be best if he got his own place.
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I agree with you.
Its tough for me not to rip on his ugly gf because she is a huge part of the problem. Had she been very attractive he probably wouldnt have let himself put on 30 lbs and prob would have gotten a job knowing she wouldnt accept mediocre. But since he is dating someone who has no goals or aspirations and wants to live off the government he doesnt care about anything…
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
[quote]on edge wrote:
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
I think next time he is sitting on the couch Im going to approach him face to face and just tell him straight up that his gf is a horrible influence on him. Give examples (Weight Gain, Unemployed, does nothing all day but text her) Then tell him that when the lease is up either he must move out or Im going to move out. and offer him the opportunity to move out now and I just fully take on the lease.
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I think the way to be a good friend is to try to be a good influence on him yourself “hey let’s go train.” Ripping on his girlfriend won’t go well.
Again, I don’t think you should wait until the lease is up and asking him to leave doesn’t need to be a fight. Just tell him living together has stressed your friendship and to save it you think it would be best if he got his own place.
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I agree with you.
Its tough for me not to rip on his ugly gf because she is a huge part of the problem. Had she been very attractive he probably wouldnt have let himself put on 30 lbs and prob would have gotten a job knowing she wouldnt accept mediocre. But since he is dating someone who has no goals or aspirations and wants to live off the government he doesnt care about anything…[/quote]
If you ask yourself why he would choose to do something like that you might find that the girlfriend isn’t as much a part of the problem you think she is.
You’re in that finding out part of growing up. The part where you find out that not everybody is who they were, that co-habitation is a fucking disaster more often than not, etc.
It kinda sucks but everybody does it. Live and learn.
glad I reread the “hey lets go train” statement. thought it said “lets go pull a train”. had me worried!
need furniture? get a big cable spool for table and small ones for chairs or steal a bench or picnic table from the park. inflatable mattress, concrete blocks and boards for shelving.
how are you going to survive zombies if you can’t furnish your home?
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
Its tough for me not to rip on his ugly gf because she is a huge part of the problem. Had she been very attractive he probably wouldnt have let himself put on 30 lbs and prob would have gotten a job knowing she wouldnt accept mediocre. But since he is dating someone who has no goals or aspirations and wants to live off the government he doesnt care about anything…[/quote]
I don’t think the gf is the problem here. Keep in mind, it is called ATTRACTION for a reason. Something in her attracted him, and something in him attracted her.
If anything, the gf is compounding the problem. The fact that your friend was unemployed for 6 months and doing nothing to remedy said situation (or was he looking for a job the entire time?) means a lot. Heck, he could have been taking courses from a local community college or something. Those things are pretty cheap, iirc.
He won’t leave his girl until you leave him.
You two are in the exact same situation.
She is shit for him
He is shit for you.
Which one of you mans up first?
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
she looks like a the Exorcist but fatter and with red hair. [/quote]
2014 quote of the year so far.
[quote]Claudan wrote:
He won’t leave his girl until you leave him.
You two are in the exact same situation.
She is shit for him
He is shit for you.
Which one of you mans up first?[/quote]
I am a little pissed personally at the dental situation. I am all for brute force in kicking this out the house.
First off, you don’t really have legitimate grounds to ‘kick him out’. You could ask him to leave, but if he says no, then what? He’s on the lease, right? That’s how contract’s work. He’s just as entitled to living there as you are, and if he wants to fuck every fat ugly bitch on the planet while he’s there, so be it. You had an indication going into this living situation that your friend was a shit head.
The unemployment, the not giving a fuck about his own life, all that stuff didn’t come from nowhere in the last 6 months. It never does. Your boy’s been a shit head for a long time, it’s probably just worse now.
You have exactly 2 options, assuming your friend won’t willingly leave and keep paying his side of the rent (why would he even consider doing that?) 1. Deal with the decision you made to live with him for 6 more months. 2. Move out yourself. If you choose 2, there are some further considerations.
You could find a mutual friend who would be willing to take up your half of the rent for the next 6 months. If your roommate is open to finding a random roommate on craigslist to fill your spot, that could work too. Or you can just suck it up and pay for a room you’re not living in for the next 6 months.
And fuck the furniture. A bed, desk, and chair aren’t even necessary. A cousin of mine slept on the floor of his apartment in college. ZERO furniture. Buying a mattress was a big step for him.
The next time she starts screaming while they’re banging you should start screaming back at them…shit like 'Yes…fuck her…fuck her with a sock around your cock…that’s it…now shove her head in the toilet and fuck her…" shit like that…all while you’re grilling your chicken breasts…
[quote]SuperHuman25 wrote:
My roommate was one of my best friends in high school, when we graduated I went to college, he went to the marines. Now were both 25 years old and he moved in with me. Im a work out junkie and got him into it. he lost 30 lbs and things were going well (He was chubby).
THE PROBLEM
After a few months of unemployment he fell into depression and started dating a girl that is horrifically ugly and fat. She is a 2 out of 10 (Massive fat ginger, Acne, doesn’t brush her teeth, so tops of teeth are full of plaque and yellow)
He knows that I’m not accepting of her because she is a horrible influence on him. She eats donuts and cake for dinner and he has put on 35 lbs in 2 months of dating her and doesn’t care because “She Doesn’t”. Now that he knows I don’t like her, he has nasty FAT SEX when im in the apartment and she yells “Fuck me” super loud when they have sex. We still have six months on our lease and he owns all the furniture in the apartment so if I kick him out he takes everything and I cant leave because I cant break the lease. What do I do? How do I get this to stop?! How can I bring this up in a nice way…
Do you know how disgusting it is to be grilling chicken and ten feet away behind a closed door there are 2 fat people having loud sex and I hear there stomachs hitting each other…
405lb Bench Press
495lb Deadlift
250 lbs at 12% bodyfat
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wait,
your dead lift is only 90lbs ahead of your bench, and only 2X your body weight???
nevermind all the other stuff you mentioned, explain this bullshit.