[quote]florelius wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]florelius wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Edgy wrote:
so Kahuna, since you and Derek have such a love for all things beautiful…
why dont you two get a fucking room forchristsake!!![/quote]
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u wot Edgy m8?
What the bloody hell did you just say about me, chap? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Marines and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Westmorlands, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in chivalrous warfare and I’m the top pikeman in the entire of His Majesty’s Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that load of old rubbish to me over the internet? Think again, chum.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of governor generals across the British Empire and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, chum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, mate. I can be anywhere, any time and I can kill you in over 700 ways, and that’s just with my ships of the line. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Scottish Navy and I will use to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little vassal.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ‘clever’ war was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t and now you’re paying the price, you bloody simple fool. I will pour subsidies all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, chum.[/quote]
Careful Edgy is a Viking
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I come from a strong Anglo-Saxon bloodline, bring it, Ginger Odin.
(Just realised how cool it would be to see an Anglo-Saxon Warrior Vs. Norse Viking fight to the death.)[/quote]
Wouldnt that be like a fight between a celtic person from Ireland 200 AD and a celtic person from scotland 200 AD?
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Yeah, sounds about right. The Norse pagans had a strong presence in Scotland even into the late 800’s, so I’m sure the battles were many, would just be nice to see it in person.[/quote]
My point is it would probably be the same as to see a saxon vs a saxon or a norse vs a norse, since saxon and norse people and their language/Culture/religion where almost the same. The saxons where originally from northern germany and denmark, while the norse where from scandinavia.( Denmark is in scandinavia btw ). The difference however is that the Saxons become christians alot earlir than the germanic barbarians of scandinavia. Wich offcourse had an effect on their culture as a whole. Summa sumarum: Saxon warriors are basicly vikings without ships.[/quote]
Mmm, not sure why I was so vague there, getting late I suppose. Yeah the lack of variety would probably be a little anti-climactic in a sense, but the barbarity of axe and sword fighting with no restraints and hatred against the opposing party is what intrigues me, unless it ends in some sort of dismemberment early and it’s sails never really pick up any wind.
For right now I just want to punch Edgy in his Scroto baggins until he rattles around harder than Michael J. Fox licking a car battery, and maybe dye his beard while he sleeps.
(Coming for you Edgy, there is no easy way out…)
