Just got home from a weekend camping trip to find my first order of the “Encapsulated Mag-10” chewed to shreds by my Rott! Here is an actual pic of the damage and the culprit. This stuff must be the shiznit, no sign of the UPS driver. Completely gone, brown shorts and all!! I guess Kilo has met his protein requirements for about a month grin!!
wow, that sucks.
Your dog will be HOOOOGE.
LOL, nice doggie. My rott once ate a whole can of Ultimate Orange, remember that pre-workout powder w/ephedra? He tore up the house for like a week. I’m just glad it didn’t kill him. He has also devoured two 1 lb chocolate bunnies that my grandma used to give me for Easter. She stopped sending them.
I bet they might send you some more if they saw that pic in the reader mail. Worth a shot.
Those look like hot-rx labels on them bottles there?
And the bottles look ok still, doesnt the dog like plastic?
you better put on your thigh high waders, because he is gonna be doing some serious leg humping over the next few weeks.
Make sure he gets at least 1.5 grams of UPS driver per pound of lean body mass.
Otherwise, the effects will be largely wasted.
Will he be writing a “The Beast Evolves” article?
I would like to see his training split.
The order was from Netrition and consisted of 3 bottles of new Mag-10, 2 bottles of M and 2 bottles of Tribex. The order totaled over 300 clams. I saw the cardboard and packing peanuts all over my front yard when I drove up and almost had a little roid rage myself. The damage looks a lot worse than it really was though, he actually only chewed on 3 of the 7 bottles and bit the lid off of only one of the Mag-10’s. He must have decided the new flavor wasn’t to his liking because there was only a couple caps missing (you bet I counted them suckers). If there had been a thunderstorm though I’d have been out of a whole bottle. Here’s a pic of 2 of the bottles. Its hard to see the teeth marks because of the black labels and no actual punctures. Just the lid bit off.
P.S.-Note to Biotest. The bottles are almost doggie proof, hahaha.
P.P.S. -All of the labels have changed style, similar to HotRox evidently.
Actually yes he seems to like plastic as evidenced by all the chewed up toys that my 2yr has in the back yard. Also in that order was a free Biotest T-shirt and training log that wasn’t touched. Glad we arrived home when we did!
Ruby once ate a bottle of Power Drive. She shot very well at the range that day. Unbelievable focus.
Be thankful your Rott didn’t eat a box of Tribex or he may have humped you to death.
Yeah your dog probably would have had a heart the size of his head if he ate all of that MAG-10. Thank God, for you and him! What a crazy ass dog. Dogs are great though aren’t they… manly dog trying to eat steriods. He didn’t front load though.
Now that your dog has been taking Mag-10, what is its max bench?
Thank goodness it wasn’t a bottle of Red Kat!
Demo - She what??
You might be able to file a claim. I would consider the UPS driver to be at fault. He would have had to put it in a place accessible to the dog. Speaking of which do you know how he got past the dog? I would assume he would be wary of going near such a T-Dog.
With the picture, and no signature on file I am fairly certain it will be an easy claim. Unless the driver has disappeared right after your delivery. If so then don’t file a claim. (Look for human bones just in case.)
Nah, won’t bother with a claim the only real damage was to the packaging. I know the driver personally and the dog is used to him. Kilo really is harmless he only saliviates on visitors. Ya might need a snorkel to breath but he won’t hurt anyone.
MAge, I hope that was in jest…
I worked the ups driver gig for a bit and the way it’s set up (with ups and with fed ex AFAIK) is the driver ends up being at fault according to the company and gets punished.
First offense may not be a big deal, but it will push the driver to never leave unsigned at your place again.
Who the hell would want to always have to pick up stuff at the semi-nearby facility I dont know…