Lucked Out Today in Court

[quote]Vegita wrote:
mls, where is my PM? I made fun of you and I was expecting to get a PM from you threatening to ragdoll me. Please it is all I ever wanted and it will make my day. Give me that PM now!

V[/quote]

V, you will have to try harder than THAT. Look at the lengthy posts some of the other guys wrote just to get theirs.
:wink:

[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
I for one thing Mark’s posts are 10 times more interesting than anything you lame asses have written hear. He’s probably one of the craziest characters to have hit T-Nation in a long time, I have no idea what everyone’s problem is. If you think what he’s doing is wrong then try and explain to him why, but if you don’t like it then skip the thread and keep your mouth shut.
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I bet you watch Jerry Springer too for entertainment, don’t ya?

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1116347887240.dork1-9713.jpg

I received not one but two PM’s from mls jr.! I feel so special. I apparently pissed off the idiot who started this thread more than anyone else. He even asked me for my address. It must be so he can personally deliver my prize for most inflamatory response to his psychotic post. I hope he can read a map because it’s obvious from his posts that he can read or write anything else. He even sent me a picture so I would recognize him when he shows up with my prize.

Here’s to you mls jr. You’re the greatest poker playing, pot smoking, misspelling, 155lb. ass-kicker that ever was.

[quote]ConanSpeaks wrote:
I received not one but two PM’s from mls jr.! I feel so special. I apparently pissed off the idiot who started this thread more than anyone else. He even asked me for my address. It must be so he can personally deliver my prize for most inflamatory response to his psychotic post. I hope he can read a map because it’s obvious from his posts that he can read or write anything else. He even sent me a picture so I would recognize him when he shows up with my prize.

Here’s to you mls jr. You’re the greatest poker playing, pot smoking, misspelling, 155lb. ass-kicker that ever was.[/quote]

Fucking hilarious!

Wow. Not quite at Lightpower’s level (that guy had pics AND original rhymes), but still
Best of luck to you man.

I dunno Conan, back in the day I was one mean potsmokin’ ragdoller my self.
I once burned a spliff of purple haired sense and suplexed a Himalayan Yeti off of the top of the U.S.X. Tower. Left a hole in downtown so big, they had to fill it with a subway system.That was at a whopping 135.
Beat That, mls.

Moderator Note

Please be advised that mls jr. has been banned from the site for attempting to post actual threats of violence, beyond the scope of a joke.

Thanks!

Guess we’ll just have to watch the WSOP to see him and OD ragdollin’ some people!

I guess the anger management classes didn’t work.

[quote]Phoenix88 wrote:
Moderator Note

Please be advised that mls jr. has been banned from the site for attempting to post actual threats of violence, beyond the scope of a joke.

Thanks![/quote]

Given this latest news, I’d like to end my contributions to this thread with the following quote from mls jr. himself:
“There’s nothing worse than a guy who’s to stubborn to listen what’s best for him.”

DB

[quote]randman wrote:

I bet you watch Jerry Springer too for entertainment, don’t ya?[/quote]

It was better when it wasn’t so staged. I watched it a year ago and it looked like they were just going through the motions:

"Brother is angry because sister is cheating on him, they yell and attempt to attack each other. [Cousin who she is cheating on him with enters stage left] “She my girl now Cletus”
Brother: “Shut yo pie hole Leroy”
Yadda yadda yadda


Unlike mls, who seemed pretty genuine. But now he’s gone (sniff). Now whose nutcase shenanigans are we going to read for entertainment?

[quote]Phoenix88 wrote:
Moderator Note

Please be advised that mls jr. has been banned from the site for attempting to post actual threats of violence, beyond the scope of a joke.

Thanks![/quote]

That’s sad, I will miss him


We need another ass to fill the void Mark will leave- where’s qadethefinest when you need him?

Ah, at least federov is still posting.

We need another ass to fill the void Mark will leave- where’s qadethefinest when you need him?

Stay down Jr.

[quote]Americs mst wntd wrote:
We need another ass to fill the void Mark will leave- where’s qadethefinest when you need him?

Stay down Jr.[/quote]

You’re back! The name changes, but the retardation remains the same. Please keep us posted on all your adventures.

You’re back! The name changes, but the retardation remains the same. Please keep us posted on all your adventures.

WTF are you talking about? I was talking about MLS Jr.

MIsjr sorry if anything I said pissed you off.

There’s no need to do things that are going to get you in front of the judge again.

If the brick weed isn’t calming you down I got five on it for you to get some chronics. I’ll even kick in for a swisher if you’ll be nice.

A.M.W.- Can you suplex a yeti off of a skyscraper?

[quote]Americs mst wntd wrote:
You’re back! The name changes, but the retardation remains the same. Please keep us posted on all your adventures.

WTF are you talking about? I was talking about MLS Jr.[/quote]

As your ‘Stay down Jr’ was your first ever post, and that ‘stay down’ was a mlsjr. trademark, I didn’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to work out who you are.

[quote]deanosumo wrote:
As your ‘Stay down Jr’ was your first ever post, and that ‘stay down’ was a mlsjr. trademark, I didn’t need to be Sherlock Holmes to work out who you are.

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Dude, he’s stoned right now. He thought he could outsmart us, obviously.

AMW: Good luck in the poker game. Try not to get ragdolled.

I miss him already
 sigh
 Well, I’m off to the gym - going to detrain my left pec as a sign of solidarity.