LowfatMatt played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to LowfatMatt because “The Sum of All Fears” is the name of LowfatMatt’s autobiography.
LowfatMatt can touch MC Hammer.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Is an '09 mod still an '09’er?
Are we allowed to pick on an '09 mod?
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HELL YEAH!!!
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
LowFatMatt can MMF all by himself[/quote]
LOL!!!
LowfatMatt once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
The phrase ‘balls to the wall’ was originally conceived to describe LowfatMatt entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.
LowfatMatt doesn’t go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
LowfatMatt starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
Chill out man…
gah.
it was funny until i realised quads is an 09’er.
what a let down
[quote]destroyedquads wrote:
LowfatMatt starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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Hahaha this one is awesome.