Looking Like Michael Phelps

[quote]mudpro69 wrote:
GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
FFS give the guy a break. If you had to suck on chlorine water all day you’d be mildly retarded too.

I object ASSHOLE!!

He has ADHD. It is very difficult for them to focus on things.

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He focuses on swimming pretty damn well.

[quote]Protoculture wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
He’s just a skinny guy with a wide-ass chest.

I know this is a troll thread, but I have noticed, while watching these Olympics, that most of the swimmers, at least the finalists, have fairly w-i-d-e c-l-a-v-i-c-l-e-s. From a bodybuilding perspective I’d imagine that if these guys decided to put on some mass they’d have an impressive V-Taper.[/quote]

Well maybe I should’ve said wide clavicles instead of chest, but I meant the same.

And I didn’t say that he could not have an impressive V-taper.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:
But yeah, for some odd reason I do tend to like guys who build robots for fun and get it when I write things like WOW!~!

Hey… did you know I built a robot for my senior year science project?

Then again, women are WEIRD. We can be attracted to some really WEIRD guys, for reasons entirely undiscernable to rest of the population. I’m no exception.

Have I mentioned I’m weird? I wear a propeller beanie and everything. In fact, I bet if you went out with me, the reason why would be entirely indiscernible to the rest of the population.[/quote]

This could be the start of a beautiful thing!

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
that explains hot women with douchebags[/quote]

No, MONEY is the only thing that explains hot women with douchebags. Well, maybe sheer stupidity.

I know saying intelligence and geeky quirks are attractive is bound to have some amount of backlash on a website devoted weight lifting… but since when did intelligence (aka caring about how the universe works and how and why things are the way they are, essentially) equate to douchebag?

I am actually here on THIS site because I believe it to be the best place for great information to increase my own intelligence concerning my body and the things I fuel it with and how I can train it for optimal results. Physical intelligence- knowing your own body- is also incredibly attractive, and becomes increasingly attractive the more I learn and gain experience in the gym myself.

Women who are with douchebags ARE douchebags. Guys who date bitches ARE bitches. This is my take anyway.

[quote]theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:

I know saying intelligence and geeky quirks are attractive is bound to have some amount of backlash on a website devoted weight lifting… but since when did intelligence (aka caring about how the universe works and how and why things are the way they are, essentially) equate to douchebag?
[/quote]

You said women are weird. I was just saying that explain why some really attractive women date guys that don’t look that great.

[quote]nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:
But yeah, for some odd reason I do tend to like guys who build robots for fun and get it when I write things like WOW!~!

Hey… did you know I built a robot for my senior year science project?

Then again, women are WEIRD. We can be attracted to some really WEIRD guys, for reasons entirely undiscernable to rest of the population. I’m no exception.

Have I mentioned I’m weird? I wear a propeller beanie and everything. In fact, I bet if you went out with me, the reason why would be entirely indiscernible to the rest of the population.[/quote]

Wow. I just realized you corrected my “undiscernable” into the correct spelling “indiscernable.” I had to google dictionary it- apparently I’ve been saying that wrong for years. Good call!

If you wear your propeller beanie I’ll wear my lucky duck bingo hat (an actual plush duck with flappy wings and everything). Or my foam corn hat (Iowa version of the cheesehead). Or Xena Warrior Princess wig. Your call.

But only if you show me your robot.

[quote]theAnj wrote:
nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:

But only if you show me your robot.[/quote]

How come girls never ask to see my robot? :frowning:

[quote]mudpro69 wrote:
GhorigTheBeefy wrote:
FFS give the guy a break. If you had to suck on chlorine water all day you’d be mildly retarded too.

I object ASSHOLE!!

He has ADHD. It is very difficult for them to focus on things.

I have a 12yr old with the same disadvantages, so I can better appreciate the things he has done

It is a focus issue not a learning disabilty

So think before you make RETARDED comments RETARD

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LOL

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:

I know saying intelligence and geeky quirks are attractive is bound to have some amount of backlash on a website devoted weight lifting… but since when did intelligence (aka caring about how the universe works and how and why things are the way they are, essentially) equate to douchebag?

You said women are weird. I was just saying that explain why some really attractive women date guys that don’t look that great.[/quote]

Ah. I was just on the phone with my best friend Mark (he’s kinda funny looking) and he says his girlfriend is with him because he has Ron Jeremy syndrome, haha! Another possible explanation? :wink:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:

But only if you show me your robot.

How come girls never ask to see my robot? :([/quote]

Do you have a robot?

[quote]theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:

But only if you show me your robot.

How come girls never ask to see my robot? :frowning:

Do you have a robot?[/quote]

yeah, but it’s a cyclops :wink:

[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
Protoculture wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
He’s just a skinny guy with a wide-ass chest.

I know this is a troll thread, but I have noticed, while watching these Olympics, that most of the swimmers, at least the finalists, have fairly w-i-d-e c-l-a-v-i-c-l-e-s. From a bodybuilding perspective I’d imagine that if these guys decided to put on some mass they’d have an impressive V-Taper.

Well maybe I should’ve said wide clavicles instead of chest, but I meant the same.

And I didn’t say that he could not have an impressive V-taper.

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I didn’t mean to say yours was a troll post, but that the OP was trolling.

I understood what you meant and was agreeing with you.

Now we’re all back in agreement now. :^)

Wait…so someone was watching male swimming while thinking about how sexy the guys were?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Wait…so someone was watching male swimming while thinking about how sexy the guys were?[/quote]

You weren’t? I mean…

I think Mike looks great…and no I’m not ghey. He is strong enough to win 7 or 8 medals, hes got low body fat. He reminds me of some of the guys in the 300 movie. What is wrong with that? If it wins gold medal in a real sport, not badminton or that other shit, then its a good body. Better than most of us I bet.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Wait…so someone was watching male swimming while thinking about how sexy the guys were?

You weren’t? I mean…[/quote]

Mwaaaahahaha! Gotta love those speedos! :wink:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:

But only if you show me your robot.

How come girls never ask to see my robot? :frowning:

Do you have a robot?

yeah, but it’s a cyclops ;)[/quote]

Mine is too. :wink:

[quote]theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:

But only if you show me your robot.

How come girls never ask to see my robot? :frowning:

Do you have a robot?

yeah, but it’s a cyclops :wink:

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LMAO, wow! I was trying to be clever and immature and you bust out your own cyclops :smiley:

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
jehovasfitness wrote:
theAnj wrote:
nephorm wrote:
theAnj wrote:

But only if you show me your robot.

How come girls never ask to see my robot? :frowning:

Do you have a robot?

yeah, but it’s a cyclops :wink:

LMAO, wow! I was trying to be clever and immature and you bust out your own cyclops :D[/quote]

Yay! I win.

…what did I win?