I forget exactly how it goes.
It basically says that if a man is lost in the woods, after the first day he should have water. After a week he should have shelter, after a month he should have X and after a year he should have his own business.
Can anyone post it? I forgot who it is by and what the exact quote was.
thx
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods.
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods. [/quote]
wtf is wrong with living in the woods? you some sort of city boy?
[quote]grettiron wrote:
Doug Adams wrote:
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods.
wtf is wrong with living in the woods? you some sort of city boy?[/quote]
Well, he was LOST, implying that he really didn’t wanna stay there.
Can someone tell me the damn quote?
[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
After a year his dumb ass should’ve found his way out of the woods. [/quote]
lol…
He wasn’t lost. He decided to escape from society.
Christ.
Bears live in the woods. Sometimes.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Ironfreak wrote:
Bears live in the woods. Sometimes.
They even shit in the woods.[/quote]
Bear shit is bigger than dog shit. Sometimes.
Better watch your step.
“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it… build a house! ‘Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!’”
Mitch Hedberg
No idea blaze, Google has failed me once again
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
“If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it… build a house! ‘Well I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament!’”
Mitch Hedberg[/quote]
Badass avatar man.
[quote]legendaryblaze wrote:
Can someone tell me the damn quote?
[/quote]
Haha.
yeah really, now I want to know the quote… google is failing hard
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.[/quote]
Are we talking January or August?
Because if it’s January, I bet dude has cloths in like 35mins.
August? Hmmmm I could see a man taking his time, looking for a comfortable outfit.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.
Are we talking January or August?
Because if it’s January, I bet dude has cloths in like 35mins.
August? Hmmmm I could see a man taking his time, looking for a comfortable outfit.[/quote]
Trick question, real men don’t wear clothes.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
Ironfreak wrote:
Bears live in the woods. Sometimes.
They even shit in the woods.[/quote]
So do Popes.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
It has nothing to do with woods. It’s like, if you were to kick a man, naked into the streets, by the end of the day he should have clothes, by the end of the week he should have a horse, and by the end of a year he should have his own business.
Are we talking January or August?
Because if it’s January, I bet dude has cloths in like 35mins.
August? Hmmmm I could see a man taking his time, looking for a comfortable outfit.
Trick question, real men don’t wear clothes.[/quote]
lol, good point.