Looking For A Girlfriend

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[quote]WolBarret wrote:

We get it! You love Pearl Jam. Jeez…[/quote]

I was wondering who she meant. Thanks for solving the mystery, Wol.

And thanks for mentioning Pearl Jam. I didn’t immediately recognize Vedder. At first glance, I thought that was Jim Morrison.

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The Internet - bringing you all of the fucking crazy you never wanted to see, since 1990!!!

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Haters!! This chick loves the guy (check the video response)

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“I’m bipolar and schitzo.”

GTFO of here! I never would’ve guessed.

That little stutter at 1:20 was priceless.

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[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]WolBarret wrote:
Within 10 seconds, he’s mentioning his penis. Classy!

LOL And then he says I don’t feel emotion. He needs a girl to break his heart.

Let’s pay PMPM 20 dollars to bang him. Then he’ll fall in love.[/quote]

I got an above-the-line job now, sugarpuss, I only bang fellas I wanna bang. And there’s only one fella I really wanna bang.[/quote]

George Clooney?

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What a coincidence. I got a job to buy pot.

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Haters!! This chick loves the guy (check the video response)

The just goes to show that for every crazy man, there is an even nuttier woman…

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[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Haters!! This chick loves the guy (check the video response)

The just goes to show that for every crazy man, there is an even nuttier woman…

[/quote]

makes me wonder if she’s also going to dress up like Danzig or is she going to keep the Jonie Mitchell look

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
Haters!! This chick loves the guy (check the video response)

Never mind that. Find out who his uncle is and forward him his darling nephew’s clip.

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Apparently she is trying to break into the porn biz with her own website:
http://www.undressjess.com/ and http://www.artschoolslut.com/

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[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
Apparently she is trying to break into the porn biz with her own website:
http://www.undressjess.com/ and http://www.artschoolslut.com/[/quote]

im gone for a week and this is what happens lol nice

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[quote]Tokashi09 wrote:

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
Apparently she is trying to break into the porn biz with her own website:
http://www.undressjess.com/ and http://www.artschoolslut.com/[/quote]

im gone for a week and this is what happens lol nice

[/quote]

What happened???

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haha nice! good luck

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This has all the makings of an MTV reality show.

S

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[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
This has all the makings of an MTV reality show.

S
[/quote]

Well in antoher video this kid (youtube username: dethbysheep) said that youtube was trying to get him to sign a revenue sharing agreement with them (pretty plausible, I even have one video that has enough hits for that) but that it would involve signing away all future rights to the video and “my mtv people advised me not to do it” so maybe we’ll see something?

then again, his next line was “but I really want the $400, soooo, I’m probably gonna do it”

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[quote]KBCThird wrote:

[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
This has all the makings of an MTV reality show.

S
[/quote]

Well in antoher video this kid (youtube username: dethbysheep) said that youtube was trying to get him to sign a revenue sharing agreement with them (pretty plausible, I even have one video that has enough hits for that) but that it would involve signing away all future rights to the video and “my mtv people advised me not to do it” so maybe we’ll see something?

then again, his next line was “but I really want the $400, soooo, I’m probably gonna do it”[/quote]

I love it. YouTube doubling as “Huggybear”. Use 'em for all their worth then spit em out.