Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
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We took the 4s of the Chevy and threw it on some 6s.
Lipstick on da rims got the rims blowing kisses
THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS, Y’ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS
HE KNOW WHAT IT IS, SHE KNOW WHAT IS
20 rubberbands you can get yourself a pidgeon, bring another band you can get yourself a pound of midget!
THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS, Y’ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS
HE KNOW WHAT IT IS, SHE KNOW WHAT IS
Gorilla Zoe feat Ricky Ross “What It Is”
Man this song kicks ass. We had this playing in our rigs during our cruising night to In & Out. None of us have a Chevy. None of us roll anything bigger deuces. All of us roll 10 inches of lift or better with 38s or better. No fat moto CHP gave us shit today. Just thought Id share.
[quote]tom8658 wrote:
elusive wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
I mean, some people (including the directions) suggest taking surge during the workout, but that makes me feel sick. i’d much rather just slam it back right after i’m done with my workout.
i just bring it in a shaker bottle to the gymand fill it with water there.
Yeah, I know what you mean. The other day I had to wait in line at the supermarket for at least 25 mins. By that time my ice cream I had selected (Breyer’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie) started to defrost and melt. I don’t live too far from the market, so it wasn’t that bad.
I agree.
The Universe appears to be expanding at an accelerating rate, and simple models based upon matter density and gravitational effects do not account for the apparent expansion - if the inertia of the Big Bang were the only effect driving cosmic inflation, the rate of expansion should be decelerating.
Dark energy was a concept which was introduced to explain this flaw in the Standard Model of Cosmology - if a form of energy with negative pressure at a certain density permeated spacetime, but did not interact except through gravity, it would explain the accelerating expansion of the Universe.
However, these models assume that the Universe is isotropic and homogeneous, an assumption dating back as far as Copernicus. Recently, there have been attempts to reconcile a non-homogeneous Universe with the accepted models - if only certain regions of spacetime were experiencing inflation, and we happened to live in one of those regions, the Universe as a whole would appear to be expanding at an accelerating rate.[/quote]
That, of course, depends on whether our planet is, in fact, in a random, insignificant point in the universe…
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Does anyone have any experienccd doing an engine swap on a 1978 Ford Mustang (302)?[/quote]
Was never a fan of the “Mustang II” from 74-78-- I always felt they were just glorified Pintos/Mavericks. I came to despise 3rd-4th generation Mustangs.
So, no experience there, but, I DID swap out the 301 2-BBL (DOG!) with a Chevy 350 in my '77 Firebird.
