Look at This Guy!

All that stretched out skin for nothing.

Guys, guys, this is obviously proof that pulling exercises build huge biceps!

I guess we can end that argument…

[quote]harris447 wrote:
Ryu13 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
FlawlessCowboy wrote:
Does synthol make you stronger, or is it purely an appearance thing?

(Okay, as it looks ridiculous, I assume it MUST have some strength benefits, but I really don’t know)

-FC

There’s no strength benefit. It’s just oil. Really stupid looking oil. Blowing your muscles up with air, oil, or used breast implants won’t make them stronger.

It is also a dangerous thing to do. Many many problems can occur.

Yeah, problems like looking HYUUUUGE!

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I still think it is amazing that someone would do this, and don’t agree with it due to the potential health problems, however you could look at this guy as a kind of sideshow / circus act.

And he would probably float better, too lol

I still don’t understand why people focus on enlarging their arms only, nobody seems to be adding this stuff to other muscles. Or maybe they are, and doing it with more even results … and those who don’t do it evenly are crazy and want crazy big arms.

[quote]Zell959 wrote:
Doesn’t the body eventually shuttle away the oil? Might this guy have some ridiculous implants with synthol on top? It just seems to me the bloating couldn’t be entirely from oil due to it’s scale, but I’ve never used synthol and could be very wrong.[/quote]

No one knows. It isn’t like medical science has much experience with people filling their muscles full of oil. This is new and until one of these dumb fuckers die and their body is autopsied, no one can tell you exactly what that shit is. It looks like an infected growth. If some guy came into the hospital looking like that in one arm, they would be ready to operate and drain it. I just don’t get what would make someone do that at all. It is clear he wants the attention, but he must be insane to think it passes as “real muscle”. then again, there are probably enough idiots out there with no clue about even basic physiology who might actually think he just trained his biceps a lot.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Zell959 wrote:
Doesn’t the body eventually shuttle away the oil? Might this guy have some ridiculous implants with synthol on top? It just seems to me the bloating couldn’t be entirely from oil due to it’s scale, but I’ve never used synthol and could be very wrong.

No one knows. It isn’t like medical science has much experience with people filling their muscles full of oil. This is new and until one of these dumb fuckers die and their body is autopsied, no one can tell you exactly what that shit is. It looks like an infected growth. If some guy came into the hospital looking like that in one arm, they would be ready to operate and drain it. I just don’t get what would make someone do that at all. It is clear he wants the attention, but he must be insane to think it passes as “real muscle”. then again, there are probably enough idiots out there with no clue about even basic physiology who might actually think he just trained his biceps a lot.[/quote]

Yeah, that’s what I don’t understand. It looks terrible. Everyone is laughing at him, and he thinks he looks good? What would posess someone to do that? I can’t believe that steroids are just too slow for these losers.


What the…?

He is the freaking Michelin Man!

And then his death will be blamed on EVIL CREATINE!!!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
This is new and until one of these dumb fuckers die and their body is autopsied, no one can tell you exactly what that shit is. [/quote]

[quote]mrdav2u wrote:
I’ll bet he could throw a football over those mountains…

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“back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile…”

All I see is a sweet chin-strap beard

[quote]Magarhe wrote:
I still think it is amazing that someone would do this, and don’t agree with it due to the potential health problems, however you could look at this guy as a kind of sideshow / circus act.

And he would probably float better, too lol

I still don’t understand why people focus on enlarging their arms only, nobody seems to be adding this stuff to other muscles. Or maybe they are, and doing it with more even results … and those who don’t do it evenly are crazy and want crazy big arms.

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People have also used it for their shoulders and calves. It tends to work best in smaller muscle groups, as fools pumping it into their pecs and legs had some strange results. I first read about it in MuscleRag Interna’tl years back. It was called "Pump n’ Pose. They had ads marketing it as “posing oil…”

…at $400 or $800 a bottle, depending on what size bottle of Stupid Juice you drank.

[quote]conorh wrote:

Yeah, that’s what I don’t understand. It looks terrible. Everyone is laughing at him, and he thinks he looks good? What would posess someone to do that? I can’t believe that steroids are just too slow for these losers.

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Well, you DO have to exercise, and why should you do that if you want big muscles? It just doesn’t seem fair, when you can turn yourself into a ridiculous-looking idiot right away.

can?t someone inject some synthol in this guys brain ?

Looks allot like Lymphoderma, where the bodies Lymph system malfunctions and doesnt take away waste etc and fluids build up like a stuffed up sewerage system etc.


Lyphedema sorry, look at these from Google search

[quote]MrTangerineSpedo wrote:
It’s all fun and games until someone suffers a Synthol-related stroke. Then it’s just fun.[/quote]

Actually then it becomes fucking funny!

[quote]tpa wrote:
All I see is a sweet chin-strap beard[/quote]

Im wondering if its real now too…