[quote]PGA200X wrote:
doogie wrote:
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will change anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag who inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
Fuck that, its a pussy move. If anybody keys a car they’re a pussy/punk and deserve a beating worse than the over the line parker. “Hmmmm let me cause thousands of dollars of damage because this person parked over the line.” Real good logic.[/quote]
Its the principle. If you want to take up two (and I’ve seen certain assholes take up to four) in a crowded parking lot, you get what you get.
I’m not going to lie, I’ve done it (for other reasons, not the one described). But if I’m walking from three miles away because I had to park in a different lot because that asshole in the Hummer took up three spots, then don’t be surprised if my key happens to slip out of my hand while I pass it.
I’m with Doogie. Parking like that is an intentional move that deserves the same “Fuck you” that they are giving to everyone else by parking like that.
After all, this is New Fucking Jersey. The asshole should know better. No sympathy here.
LOL, did you see the video made of those gel headed half-a-fag jerk wads. If you haven’t ask for the link or I’ll post it her.
As for an emergency? If I was in front of a hospital the that would make sense. Not in front of a tanning salon and gym. The guy was a jerkoff and I would have told him he was a fucking jerkoff (assuming he didn’t look like he could easily kill me or he was to little of a threat to evoke that comment ie. an old man, or a little teenager). I didn’t have enough time to sit around and wait for him to explain it, and his dogshit parking job took another 4-5 minutes of my time. So he came back to his shiny new hummer parked clearly on the line of two parking spaces like A JERKOFF and found a hardening brownish green wad of lung butter spackled on his windshield almost smiling at his and saying “Nice parking job pal”.
Btw, yes driving in NJ can be ridiculous and getting shot is a possibility. Definitely not worth it so don’t leave home without it. Now I’m sure that will annoy quite a few of you but if you could I’d like to move on to another matter more on topic. Does it strike anyone else as COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED that people have to buy vehicles that are so large a regular parking space might not be enough. In most cases this isn’t really the case and these little yuppie twats just can’t fucking drive or park worth a shit because they’ve never driven a truck in their life because they’ve never had to because TRUCKS ARE FOR WORK. WHY THE FUCK DOES SOME FAT ASSED MAN TITTED WHITE COLORED PASTY FACED ASSHOLE AND HIS 1.5 KIDS AND BABYMACHINE/FOOD HALLER NEED A VEHICLE THIS LARGE? It’s all just more of the “My dog is bigger then your dog” bullshit that has guys double parking their gas guzzling enviromental toxin spewing SUVS and other all terrain vehicles like jerkoffs when the fact is the 99.9% of them haven’t dug a hole, driven a nail, laid a pipe or blown their nose in the shower at the end of a day only to see globs of black shitty dirty snot.
Does it strike anyone else as COMPLETELY FUCKING RETARDED that people have to buy vehicles that are so large a regular parking space might not be enough. In most cases this isn’t really the case and these little yuppie twats just can’t fucking drive or park worth a shit because they’ve never driven a truck in their life because they’ve never had to because TRUCKS ARE FOR WORK. WHY THE FUCK DOES SOME FAT ASSED MAN TITTED WHITE COLORED PASTY FACED ASSHOLE AND HIS 1.5 KIDS AND BABYMACHINE/FOOD HALLER NEED A VEHICLE THIS LARGE? It’s all just more of the “My dog is bigger then your dog” bullshit that has guys double parking their gas guzzling enviromental toxin spewing SUVS and other all terrain vehicles like jerkoffs when the fact is the 99.9% of them haven’t dug a hole, driven a nail, laid a pipe or blown their nose in the shower at the end of a day only to see globs of black shitty dirty snot. [/quote]
Think about how much worse it is here in Texas. We have douchebags in their big, retarded trucks wearing cowboy costumes even though the only horse they’ve ever been on was on the merry-go-round in the mall.
Ditto that, doogie. I see that shit daily here where I’m at. The saddest thing ever is that shiny-ass F-350 Super Duty driving around or parked with a shiny wax job with everything INSIDE THE CAB because the owned doesn’t want to scratch the spray on bed liner. How gay!! My little Nissan pickup is half that size and has equipment in it almost daily. I wouldn’t notice a scratch anymore if someone did key it because my truck does some heavy duty work carrying shit around, thus explaining the dents and scratches. Truck and SUVs are intended for offroad duty, work, and hardship.
Not intended for looking pretty and hogging up gas and parking space. How about the assholes that pull no closer than two vehicle lengths to the next person at the light, thus causing you to miss the light that took five minutes to change back to you because the attention span doesn’t accomodate dicking off with a cell phone, shifting gears, and pushing a gas pedal all within one second to close that ridiculous gap and get their ass moving forward again. I’d like to key the fuck out of those cars and trucks.
I run deliveries for my friends restaurant 2 nights a week (yes I’m a pizzaboy). ANyway, I reserve the flem-wad or on the door handle for people’s homes only in cases where my tip is $0.00. Once again though that is only if the person is CLEARLY just being a jerkoff, not an old lady, little kid (unless their parents sent them to the door then I like to hand the kid the pie all retarded and hope they drop it, yes I’m an asshole) or just someone who honestly doesn’t have the $ or the car to go get their own damn food. ALso, deliberately walking over to someone’s car and cocking my head to spit on their door handle is more effort then I want to give them. As a matter of fact it wasn’t till a good minute after I hocked on that hummer windshield in the first place that my girl realized where it landed and why I was smiling
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.
Was it these guys?
Which one is doogie???
DB[/quote]
Those are all jersey queers. Where you from?
I just went to the grocery store and as I was parking, I saw a fat piece of white-trash unload his cart into his trunk, push the cart behind the car next to him and then get in his car. I had to hustle a little, but I got there in time to move the cart back behind the fatass’s car. He didn’t get out to move it until I was in the store.
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.
Was it these guys?
Which one is doogie???
DB
Those are all jersey queers. Where you from?
I just went to the grocery store and as I was parking, I saw a fat piece of white-trash unload his cart into his trunk, push the cart behind the car next to him and then get in his car. I had to hustle a little, but I got there in time to move the cart back behind the fatass’s car. He didn’t get out to move it until I was in the store.[/quote]
Hhahaha. You just love causing shit huh? Sounds funny.
And again, those pictures of those fucking tools are not representive of New Jersey. Just a small percentage of the damn metrosexuals that are around here en masse’
And again, those pictures of those fucking tools are not representive of New Jersey. Just a small percentage of the damn metrosexuals that are around here en masse’[/quote]
Haha, I know. Its just too hard to resist using that picture at every chance I get.
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.
Was it these guys?
Which one is doogie???
DB
Those are all jersey queers. Where you from?
I just went to the grocery store and as I was parking, I saw a fat piece of white-trash unload his cart into his trunk, push the cart behind the car next to him and then get in his car. I had to hustle a little, but I got there in time to move the cart back behind the fatass’s car. He didn’t get out to move it until I was in the store.[/quote]
I’m from central NY by way of NoVA - I just live in NJ now.
The cart story is funny and completely appropriate, but why didn’t you key his car? It would have sent a bolder message.
I tend to save the keying and the denting of doors for when some asshole parks to close to my POS and i just boot my door hard open hard enough to leave a nice dent on thier door. Then I tend to leave a nice little note with my cell phone number if they got a problem with me.
Really I’ve only had 2 people call me, and when I started yelling and swearing they hung up and I’ve never heard anything since about it. But honestly if a parking lot is empty why do fuckheads have to park right next to you when there’s over 100 empty spots with no cars next to them?
There was this 60 year old or so lady that arrived at the bookstore where I study at. As I’m walking up she stops and pulls into the handicap spot. I look at her rear view and license plate and there was no indication she was “handicapped.” Well she jumped out of her car and it was easy to tell she was not “handicapped.” So I asked her politely “Do you know thats a handicap spot? I noticed you didnt have a handicapped sticker.”
She looked at me dumbfounded. I asked her if she had one and she said “NO, I dont!” So I asked her why she would park in that space then? She ignored me. Then I got a tad annoyed at her and told her somebody could need that spot and she should go move it. She ignored me and went into the store.
Well as she was walking away in the store I said, loud enough so everyone around could hear me, “why dont you show some class and move your car out of the handicapped spot rather than parking there illegally?” She of course ignored me and went about her business.
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
There was this 60 year old or so lady that arrived at the bookstore where I study at. As I’m walking up she stops and pulls into the handicap spot. I look at her rear view and license plate and there was no indication she was “handicapped.” Well she jumped out of her car and it was easy to tell she was not “handicapped.” So I asked her politely “Do you know thats a handicap spot? I noticed you didnt have a handicapped sticker.”
She looked at me dumbfounded. I asked her if she had one and she said “NO, I dont!” So I asked her why she would park in that space then? She ignored me. Then I got a tad annoyed at her and told her somebody could need that spot and she should go move it. She ignored me and went into the store.
Well as she was walking away in the store I said, loud enough so everyone around could hear me, “why dont you show some class and move your car out of the handicapped spot rather than parking there illegally?” She of course ignored me and went about her business.[/quote]
[quote]doogie wrote:
Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.[/quote]
There are people who actually believe that one day we will have peace on earth, that nations will cease to make war, and that we’ll all just get along.
They fail to take into account the doogies of the world.
[quote]jwillow wrote:
doogie wrote:
Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
There are people who actually believe that one day we will have peace on earth, that nations will cease to make war, and that we’ll all just get along.
They fail to take into account the doogies of the world.[/quote]
You place too much faith in people. As long as there are douchebags who choose to take up two spaces, there will always be keys ready to meet them.
[quote]doogie wrote:
jwillow wrote:
doogie wrote:
Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
There are people who actually believe that one day we will have peace on earth, that nations will cease to make war, and that we’ll all just get along.
They fail to take into account the doogies of the world.
You place too much faith in people. As long as there are douchebags who choose to take up two spaces, there will always be keys ready to meet them. [/quote]
