[quote]Minotaur wrote:
I forgot to mention, when I saw the title and Wideguy’s name, I thought this had something to do with being spit on during oral (I never understood that). Anyway…[/quote]
Yeah, same here. I was thinking, “what kind of MacGyver skank loogie-lubes?” That’s enough internet for me.
I didn’t have an anger problem until I saw how many jackasses on here think it is ok to key a vehicle.
Spitting is bad enough, but keying… GROW UP!
Have you ever considered that you don’t know why a vehicle is parked the way it is. Maybe there was an emergency, or a disabled passenger who needs more room to get out or hundreds of other reasons that I could think of. Destroying property i.e. keying a car, is against the law and just plain wrong! Get over yourself. It is just a parking space.
[quote]jms wrote:
I didn’t have an anger problem until I saw how many jackasses on here think it is ok to key a vehicle.
Spitting is bad enough, but keying… GROW UP!
Have you ever considered that you don’t know why a vehicle is parked the way it is. Maybe there was an emergency, or a disabled passenger who needs more room to get out or hundreds of other reasons that I could think of. Destroying property i.e. keying a car, is against the law and just plain wrong! Get over yourself. It is just a parking space. [/quote]
I take it you are one of the little dicks taking up two spaces.
There are no emergencies at the fucking grocery store or mall or gym or theater or school or gas station that require a jackass to take two parking spots. There are special parking spots for disabled people. They have signs and everything.
99.999999% of the time, the douchebag taking up two spaces is driving something so big the are incapable of parking in one space or a car they think is so nice it deserves two spaces. It’s never a 98 Kia Specta. Either way, I’m keying them on principle.
Seeing cars taking up two spaces just pisses me off. I don’t know why it does, but it does. My blood pressure shoots up and I’m sure it takes at least a few minutes off of my life. A big long scratch down the side of the douchebag’s vehicle is fair trade for those lost precious minutes.
When I was in my mid 20’s, I had just purchased a new car I couldn’t afford, and within a week it was keyed. I was parked perfectly too.
It annoys me when people park wrong, but that is not illegal. Keying a car can get you in some shit.
That being said, once I found a spot in a parking garage next to a car that parked over the line hoping to keep his car from getting scratched. (He was a dealer and had dealer plates on the thing.) Well I parked as close to him as possible so he could not get into the car on the driver side, and he would have to very carefully move it to keep from hitting my car. I was able to barely fit between the lines myself.
Later on I got back to the garage and found people standing around the car waiting to see if the person would show up to move the car so they could get out. I walked in a different direction, went back downstairs, and found a restaurant, and had a nice meal.
When I finally got back they were gone, and a nasty note was on my car. I did look to see if there was any damage, and they at least left my car alone. But if they did anything to my car, I knew the dealership, and would have been able to find out which dealer had the nice car borrowed for the night.
One thing I think is funny are all the people searching for that perfect parking spot that keeps them from walking an extra minute.
Also I like the forklift idea. I think busy parking lots should have forklifts out, and if anyone is parked wrong, move it for them into the right spot.
[quote]danreeves1973 wrote:
We talking real, original Hummer or the pussified H3?
It also brings to mind the fact that a lot of people these days can’t drive or park to save their asses.
As for the keying…bad karma
Spittng on it…totally acceptable.[/quote]
Second that. Keying should be punished by immediate castration with a dull, rusty chainsaw. Same with slashing tires, kicking in tail/headlamps and anything else that can’t be washed off.
I usually try to keep a full bottle of chew spit in my car to punish those who parked inconsiderately. If 12-18 oz. of black ooze with chunks of Cope all over your hood/roof/windshield isn’t enough to make you park more carefully next time, then I don’t know what is.
[quote]starkdog wrote:
When I worked in the lumber dept. at Lowe’s, assholes would pull under the canopy meant for loading, park and go shopping for 2 hours. It makes loading trailers, trucks, and cars difficult. One day, some shitbag parked his S-10 behind my forklift, as I was stacking lumber. I made several pages for the customer to move the vehicle. He came out, flipped me off, and went back inside.
So, I backed up into him, pushing his truck out of my way. I then moved around and lifted his truck to the back of the store, where I placed his truck on top of a 12-ft high lumber stack.
Needless to say, he was shocked to see his truck on a pile of lumber. Here’s the kicker; -the dipshit came to Lowe’s to buy a car jack so he could change the oil!!! -Starkdog[/quote]
That’s funny, and the guy deserved it, but I would rather punch a guy in the face than fuck with his car.
Edit: By fuck with I mean damage.
[quote]The3toedSloth wrote:
I just bump the guy’s fender with my ass, and walk away, whistling a tune, while his alarm blares.
Story from a guy from work.
He’s going down the freeway in the fast lane behind some dick, who is staying dead even with the bus in the slow lane. A guy in a big old cadillac comes up behind him, sees the problem, and flashes his lights. Buddy pulls in behind the bus, and the cadillac guns it, hits asshole in the fast lane, pushes him right out of the way… buddy pulls out, passes the bus, and all is right with the world again.
|/ 3Toes[/quote]
That’s an awesome story! My strategy for that situation is to honk continuously until they move. Most people don’t last more than a few minutes.
[quote]doogie wrote:
jms wrote:
I didn’t have an anger problem until I saw how many jackasses on here think it is ok to key a vehicle.
Spitting is bad enough, but keying… GROW UP!
Have you ever considered that you don’t know why a vehicle is parked the way it is. Maybe there was an emergency, or a disabled passenger who needs more room to get out or hundreds of other reasons that I could think of. Destroying property i.e. keying a car, is against the law and just plain wrong! Get over yourself. It is just a parking space.
I take it you are one of the little dicks taking up two spaces.
There are no emergencies at the fucking grocery store or mall or gym or theater or school or gas station that require a jackass to take two parking spots. There are special parking spots for disabled people. They have signs and everything.
99.999999% of the time, the douchebag taking up two spaces is driving something so big the are incapable of parking in one space or a car they think is so nice it deserves two spaces. It’s never a 98 Kia Specta. Either way, I’m keying them on principle.
Seeing cars taking up two spaces just pisses me off. I don’t know why it does, but it does. My blood pressure shoots up and I’m sure it takes at least a few minutes off of my life. A big long scratch down the side of the douchebag’s vehicle is fair trade for those lost precious minutes.[/quote]
Keying is NEVER the right thing to do -NEVER. It’s actually a real cowardly thing to do. If you’re so pissed off, why don’t you wait around until the asshole comes back and then fight him!? You won’t because that would mean confronting the person face to face.
If you keep keying cars, eventually you will lose more than the couple of minutes off of your life because of your lack of stress-abatement ability, because someone will kill you - seriously. People in NJ sometimes kill each other over driving too slowly on the highway. You need to get ahold of your senses and grow up a tad.
DB
I parked my last BMW perfectly during the holiday season, I always do. I never cut anyone off for the spot and was nt taking up 2 spots or blocking someones door. I had a knee injury at the time and it took me longer to limp in and back than I spent in the store. I came back and some fucker keyed my car from back 1/4, door, front 1/4 and hood. I was funking livid. A keying job on a jet black car sticks out like a sore thumb. It was a nice hit to my wallet, $500 deductible. Luckily my insurance didnt take a jump because of it.
Keying is for fucking pussies. If you’re “man” enough to run a key down someones car then you should be man enough to not run away like a little pussy after you do it.
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will change anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag who inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
[quote]doogie wrote:
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will chance anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
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It’s a fucking pussy, douchebag move. Yeah, it’s quick and it makes a point, but so does gunplay - it doesn’t make it right. It’s not the right thing to do and if you want to go around making the wrong choices in life, you’re going to have suffer the consequences, and you will. It may not be immediate, but it will come and it may not be as harmless as your actions that brought it on. Just be forewarned. And you also have no right to complain if anything of yours gets vandalized, stolen or destroyed.
DB
[quote]doogie wrote:
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will change anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag who inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
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Fuck that, its a pussy move. If anybody keys a car they’re a pussy/punk and deserve a beating worse than the over the line parker. “Hmmmm let me cause thousands of dollars of damage because this person parked over the line.” Real good logic.
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doogie wrote:
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will chance anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
dollarbill44 wrote:
It’s a fucking pussy, douchebag move. Yeah, it’s quick and it makes a point, but so does gunplay - it doesn’t make it right. It’s not the right thing to do and if you want to go around making the wrong choices in life, you’re going to have suffer the consequences, and you will. It may not be immediate, but it will come and it may not be as harmless as your actions that brought it on. Just be forewarned. And you also have no right to complain if anything of yours gets vandalized, stolen or destroyed.
DB[/quote]
33 years and no consequences yet.
And as long as I haven’t parked in two spaces, I have a right to complain if something of mine gets vandalized, stolen, or destroyed. See, there is a cause and effect relationship to me keying douchebags’ cars.
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doogie wrote:
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will change anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag who inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
PGA200X wrote:
Fuck that, its a pussy move. If anybody keys a car they’re a pussy/punk and deserve a beating worse than the over the line parker. “Hmmmm let me cause thousands of dollars of damage because this person parked over the line.” Real good logic.[/quote]
The scar is a daily reminder of the consequences of not parking properly. Anyway, it’s just a car.
[quote]doogie wrote:
doogie wrote:
Just because you don’t like it doesn’t make it pussy. Hell, writing a note or spitting is pussy because you aren’t making an impression that will change anything and you aren’t risking angering the douchebag enough for him to shoot you.
Sticking around and wasting more time to beat the ass of the 130 lb twat-rag who inconveinced you already because they can’t park wouldn’t make sense. Keying takes two seconds and gets the point across.
PGA200X wrote:
Fuck that, its a pussy move. If anybody keys a car they’re a pussy/punk and deserve a beating worse than the over the line parker. “Hmmmm let me cause thousands of dollars of damage because this person parked over the line.” Real good logic.
The scar is a daily reminder of the consequences of not parking properly. Anyway, it’s just a car.
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Its just a space, get a life.
There is just something about driving/parking that brings out the worst and the most aggressive behaviors in people for some reason. I have seen people that behave like maniacs that would never behave that way under any other circumstances. I wonder why that is.
[quote]Kayrob wrote:
There is just something about driving/parking that brings out the worst and the most aggressive behaviors in people for some reason. I have seen people that behave like maniacs that would never behave that way under any other circumstances. I wonder why that is.[/quote]
Small penis’s
[quote]Kayrob wrote:
There is just something about driving/parking that brings out the worst and the most aggressive behaviors in people for some reason. I have seen people that behave like maniacs that would never behave that way under any other circumstances. I wonder why that is.[/quote]
The safety and security of being in their vehicle where they can drive off and not be seen by those people again. Unless they get followed.
Most people won’t take the time to follow the other.
Also, most people act much tougher when they’re not really confronting the other person face-to-face.
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.
[quote]SWR-1222D wrote:
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.[/quote]
Was it these guys?
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
SWR-1222D wrote:
I’ve seen a lot of bad asses driving like idiots, then get stopped at a stop light and are afraid to make eye contact with anyone until the light turns green.
Was it these guys?[/quote]
Why the hell do they look so gay?
Nevermind…