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[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

[quote]Mascherano wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

<---- has played soccer.

Schoolgirl strategy.[/quote]

^ Clearly plays soccer like a girl

Stop trolling HG. You’re comparing apples to oranges. They are two different games, different variables, different strategies. You can’t base superiority on two subjects with limited commonalities. [/quote]
The argument that soccer is a full contact sport was clearly made. I’m not trolling.[/quote]

By who?
[/quote]lol!
[/quote]

So you’re trolling.
[/quote]
It’s not my job to read threads for you.

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What’s clearly happening here is soccer took some good hearted jabs from a few posters and some betty’s jumped in with actual butthurt intent on proving soccer is a tough game.

It did not happen.

Now accusations of trolling and apples to oranges are flying around.

No one is saying soccer shouldn’t be played, just that it’s a little girl sport when compared to other sports.

Sport = Sport.

/thread. No need to defend your game. It is what it is.

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[quote]Tex32 wrote:
Hey guiz, I haz an idea! Lets make a sport with the transitional speed of basketball, the strategy of hockey, field size of soccer, and hand eye coordination of baseball! Oh and then lets make it ok to hit anyone within five yards of the ball! With metal sticks! I guess we can give them helmets so no one dies when they get hit with a 90 mph shot[/quote]

This. And LOL at criticizing people’s sports preference. We must be really bored.

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
What’s clearly happening here is soccer took some good hearted jabs from a few posters and some betty’s jumped in with actual butthurt intent on proving soccer is a tough game.

It did not happen.

Now accusations of trolling and apples to oranges are flying around.

No one is saying soccer shouldn’t be played, just that it’s a little girl sport when compared to other sports.

Sport = Sport.

/thread. No need to defend your game. It is what it is. [/quote]

Oh, you so crazy!

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[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

I’M A TROLL.
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Not only are you a troll, you are thicker than period blood ;).

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[quote]ronaldo7 wrote:

[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:

I’M A TROLL.
[/quote]

Not only are you a troll, you are thicker than period blood ;).[/quote]
Case in point.

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[quote]Tex32 wrote:
Hey guiz, I haz an idea! Lets make a sport with the transitional speed of basketball, the strategy of hockey, field size of soccer, and hand eye coordination of baseball! Oh and then lets make it ok to hit anyone within five yards of the ball! With metal sticks! I guess we can give them helmets so no one dies when they get hit with a 90 mph shot[/quote]

When I played lacrosse, my teammates and I all grew mullets! LOL gotta luv the 80’s! I actually played with a wooden stick though. It was heavier than the metal sticks and yet I could still hit with the same speed and radius - do the math… :slight_smile:

Sports where HITTING is allowed and encouraged are more manly than sports where people roll around crying like little girls when they get slapped. Notice I didn’t say “better”. But definitely more fun to watch, more fun to play and get more respect (in non socialist countries). /thread

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[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]theBird wrote:
I laugh at the expense of you uneducated americans.

You share the same psych as the average bogan(redneck) australian. Brain washed by your media.

Pity the fool.

tweet[/quote]

Shouldn’t this guy’s avatar combined with his tweet pretty much [/thread]?[/quote]

Yea who is more physical and intimidating the Bird or Ray Ray?

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Tex32 wrote:
Hey guiz, I haz an idea! Lets make a sport with the transitional speed of basketball, the strategy of hockey, field size of soccer, and hand eye coordination of baseball! Oh and then lets make it ok to hit anyone within five yards of the ball! With metal sticks! I guess we can give them helmets so no one dies when they get hit with a 90 mph shot[/quote]

When I played lacrosse, my teammates and I all grew mullets! LOL gotta luv the 80’s! I actually played with a wooden stick though. It was heavier than the metal sticks and yet I could still hit with the same speed and radius - do the math… :slight_smile:

Sports where HITTING is allowed and encouraged are more manly than sports where people roll around crying like little girls when they get slapped. Notice I didn’t say “better”. But definitely more fun to watch, more fun to play and get more respect (in non socialist countries). /thread [/quote]

Fucking socialists. Die! DIE! DIE!!

Free market! Big and MANLY! No sissy sports!

amidoinitrite?

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[quote]Mascherano wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

[quote]Tex32 wrote:
Hey guiz, I haz an idea! Lets make a sport with the transitional speed of basketball, the strategy of hockey, field size of soccer, and hand eye coordination of baseball! Oh and then lets make it ok to hit anyone within five yards of the ball! With metal sticks! I guess we can give them helmets so no one dies when they get hit with a 90 mph shot[/quote]

When I played lacrosse, my teammates and I all grew mullets! LOL gotta luv the 80’s! I actually played with a wooden stick though. It was heavier than the metal sticks and yet I could still hit with the same speed and radius - do the math… :slight_smile:

Sports where HITTING is allowed and encouraged are more manly than sports where people roll around crying like little girls when they get slapped. Notice I didn’t say “better”. But definitely more fun to watch, more fun to play and get more respect (in non socialist countries). /thread [/quote]

Fucking socialists. Die! DIE! DIE!!

Free market! Big and MANLY! No sissy sports!

amidoinitrite?
[/quote]
Yes. Socialists can serve if they want to though. The capitalists will take top position happily. But if they want to scratch out their own life that’s fine too.

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Playing full contact sportsj (rugby, 'merican football, lacrosse, wrestling, hockey, etc…) vs. non contact sports (soccer, golf, baseball*, beach volley ball, etc…) is kinda like having a BIG DICK.

You have lot’s of “euro-guys” with little dicks getting all upset, saying how they can use their fingers, their tongues, they have toys, blah blah blah… But every girl knows that he cant give her a nice hard pounding like a guy who can actually TOUCH her cervix.

Folks, we can all look deep down within the cockles of our hearts - maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in our kidneys, maybe EVEN in our colon, and know who the REAL MEN in the room are.

  • baseball is technically a PASTIME, not a sport

Yes, I AM an asshole.

To all you Euro-trash faggots, here’s a song about the American dream:

LMAO

Now I gotta go to class, so I’ll be back to play with you kids later. I KNOW! We should give EVERY person in this thread a trophy JUST for playing. Isn’t that what they do in soccer?

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Now I gotta go to class, so I’ll be back to play with you kids later. I KNOW! We should give EVERY person in this thread a trophy JUST for playing. Isn’t that what they do in soccer?[/quote]

Top teams play around 60 games a season. American football teams play…16?

I can’t bear witnessing such manliness of slacking for six months.

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Also, American football more entertaining?

TV break, 10 players substitution…let’s play…two plays…third…didn’t cross yellow line. TV break, tons of player substitutions, let’s go again.

Yeah, very nice flow…

Face it, soccer is the most popular sport in the World and it has the advantage, against baseball, American football, etc. of much longer seasons and more competitions going on.
America, Africa, Europe, Asia, Oceania…in all of them soccer is the top sport or one of them.

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Haven’t read last the first page so if this has been covered, disregard:

YOU’RE YOUR PROBLEM. You’re not as good as you think you are and instead of manning up and pulling your head out of your ass you blame others for your lack of success. If you were as good as you think you are you’d be getting playing time. IT’S THAT SIMPLE. you know how I know this? 'Cause I went through a similar situation with basketball. I was always faster and could out jump everyone.

Dropped out of high school early, blew off several juco and small school shots strictly because I didn’t want to work and took the easy way out. Now I’m 29, have 2 major knee injuries under my belt and look back wondering “what if?” If you really want to make this work, pull your head out of your ass, shut the fuck up, bust your ass and do what your coaches ask and things will work themselves out.

If you have the talent and skill, it’ll show. If you don’t, at least you’ll know you gave it your best. Trust me, settling and regret are THE two worst things you can have in life. It’s your choice if you want 'em or not.

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[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Now I gotta go to class, so I’ll be back to play with you kids later. I KNOW! We should give EVERY person in this thread a trophy JUST for playing. Isn’t that what they do in soccer?[/quote]

Top teams play around 60 games a season. American football teams play…16?

I can’t bear witnessing such manliness of slacking for six months.[/quote]
If soccer pussies played at the same level of intensity and physicality as football, they’d play less frequently too.

This is a true apple to orange comment, Edevus.

Even with pads the body takes a real beating. Soccer players just can’t compare. A kicked shin is a scramble all day.

Sans pads, given the design and execution of football plays, the colliding players and their impressive velocities would result in dead athletes every game.

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[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Now I gotta go to class, so I’ll be back to play with you kids later. I KNOW! We should give EVERY person in this thread a trophy JUST for playing. Isn’t that what they do in soccer?[/quote]

Top teams play around 60 games a season. American football teams play…16?

I can’t bear witnessing such manliness of slacking for six months.[/quote]

Hey man serious question for you.

Which is more intense? Powerlifting/Strongman or Marathon running/circuit training?

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[quote]angry chicken wrote:
Playing full contact sportsj (rugby, 'merican football, lacrosse, wrestling, hockey, etc…) vs. non contact sports (soccer, golf, baseball*, beach volley ball, etc…) is kinda like having a BIG DICK.

You have lot’s of “euro-guys” with little dicks getting all upset, saying how they can use their fingers, their tongues, they have toys, blah blah blah… But every girl knows that he cant give her a nice hard pounding like a guy who can actually TOUCH her cervix.

Folks, we can all look deep down within the cockles of our hearts - maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub cockle area, maybe in the liver, maybe in our kidneys, maybe EVEN in our colon, and know who the REAL MEN in the room are.

  • baseball is technically a PASTIME, not a sport

Yes, I AM an asshole.

To all you Euro-trash faggots, here’s a song about the American dream:

LMAO

Now I gotta go to class, so I’ll be back to play with you kids later. I KNOW! We should give EVERY person in this thread a trophy JUST for playing. Isn’t that what they do in soccer?[/quote]

LOL WTF is this shit?

Have you ever been outside the USA? lived in another country? The only country where I’ve seen kids get trophies for getting last is in the U.S and they do that in every sport not just soccer.

I get it, this thread is now about talking shit and throwing out biased opinions but come on dude, you’re drinking way too much hateraid.

What a genius theory you have here:

Play American Football=fuck bitches harder and have a xxxxl dick.

Play soccer= Have xxxxs dick and might as well jerk off for the rest of your life because you wont satisfy any women.

I should start playing soccer again my cock is getting TOOOOOOOOO HUGE.

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My thread reached 7 pages, I am honored!

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Edevus wrote:

[quote]angry chicken wrote:

Now I gotta go to class, so I’ll be back to play with you kids later. I KNOW! We should give EVERY person in this thread a trophy JUST for playing. Isn’t that what they do in soccer?[/quote]

Top teams play around 60 games a season. American football teams play…16?

I can’t bear witnessing such manliness of slacking for six months.[/quote]

Hey man serious question for you.

Which is more intense? Powerlifting/Strongman or Marathon running/circuit training?[/quote]

Each NFL squad has 50-55 players. 11 on the pitch, unlimited amount of substitutions.
The game lasts 60 minutes (excluding stoppage time) and there are constant breaks.

Rugby is much more intense and European teams play 26-40 games a season (European competition, etc.).

What now?