LOL. Very funny. Now go play in the street. Cheerio!
Karma your flirtings with JC 10 have got me jealous, I wanted to be your Lady Chatterly’s Lover bit of English rough!
Del, I don’t know where you came from, but I’ve been on this forum for well over a year.
Come on back when you grow up.
Oh, Orbital, come now. Don’t be jealous over a tight young thang like JC#10. 
You know you have the well-seasoned perversity I like; you might actually be able to handle me without getting hurt and I’d probably just end up injuring our dear young friend.
BOYS, BOYS, BOYS. Settle yourselves! Thank God I’m not half as egomaniacal as I play at being. Just take all my shit-giving with a pound of salt and we’ll be fine. Afterall, a girl’s gotta give her audience their money’s worth and you guys are quite fun to play with.
~karma~, you need to admit your fantasy of getting freaky with a young lover (aka me). you know what they say, once you go young, your going to be tounge,…um, tied. shit
God wanted women to be in charge! That why she gave men handles.
“The well seasoned perversity I like”, Karma I have a tear in my eye
Oh honey, how’d you know I had a fantasy to get “freaky” with a baby boy? Hang on…
HmmUummm, ooohkaay. sigh Yeah, I just had to indulge in that for a moment. JC, I’ve had some young ones before and yes, they are fun.
I really like dancing with boys; it’s entertaining to teach them how to move WITH a woman and not just bounce and thrust around. Usually, this involves getting his attention (boys don’t even realize they are totally out of sync with me AND the music) by my stepping back from him, stopping stock still and performing the Tweak on his nipples. Should that fail (though good ones will return the favor) and he keeps humping away, then it’s time for the Crotch-Grab. I slide my hands up the inner thighs and get two big (hopefully) handfulls of MAN, give a firm but gentle shake and mouth for him to stop moving and try to FOLLOW me. You know, I must either be a really sucky dancer or a major control freak because I can’t stand trying to follow a man. I MUST lead. Anyway, should the Crotch-Grab fail, then I just haul off and give him a good slap in the face. That always does the trick. Once he’s gotten the idea that if he’s going to dance with me, he’ll have to do EXACTLY what I tell him to, I move up and straddle one of his thighs placing the near hand over that “Y” spot on my low back where the waistband of my thong heads south and the far hand high on my ribcage next to my tit. The idea is that between feeling me grind and squeeze on his leg, one hand on my ass feeling the hip rotation and the hand on my torso feeling the gyration in the opposite direction of the hip movement, he’ll understand how I want him to move. Of course, we start out at perhaps 1/4 of the tempo of the music so that he doesn’t get lost and then as the slow grin of recognition for the movement crosses his face, I’ll pick up the pace a little.
It’s a rare boy that can’t learn this and then we get to graduate into variations such as his hand on my ass holding me in as I bend back and do a ‘bridge’ sort of thing (where I like him to trace a finger from my cleavage heading south over my belly and then trace the outline of my lips through my pants) or I’ll turn around and let him imagine he’s tappin’ that ass.
Yup, yup, yup. You young ones can be fun to play with. But the liability insurance is mighty high. Who’s your medical provider?
So, let me guess… You write all those letters to Penthouse.
Holy crap, here we go again. (feeling faint again)
karma, you have the tricks. if you perform like you talk, you are without a doubt gods gift to men. im just happy that i know one day we will wed, and i wont have to “imagine tappin that ass”! just to let you know, i have been with older women before, (i made out with a 40 year old mother of 2 once), and i guarantee i would take you to church…“OH GOD, OH JESUS, OH JC!!!” hehe
I love when my husband or any other man lets loose on my big chest or my face. I love well endowed t-men and I love jerking them off.
kimika I think you scared some of the boys away. Your husband or other men, Hmm. You are a bad girl. Perfect. I guess your huband is opened minded. Good for him and you. I guessing you may partake in the “Lifestyle”.
JC, you do make me laugh, hon. I don’t think I’m God’s gift to men; THEY might think that but I’ll never tell. I guess I deserve the “older woman” comment since I’ve done a bit of bagging on you for being so young.
Women don’t tend to age well; they are NOT like fine wine, cigars or men in that respect. Thing is, I REFUSE to give in to age. I can’t imagine anything more hideous than looking my age or looking like a “mom” (and this feeling intensifies with each birthday). Luckily, I must be doing something right since when I go to pick my 6 year old up from school, his classmates ask him where his mom is and why is his sister getting him. Out of the mouths of babes. 
I just don’t get why when a woman gets married she cuts her hair to the bottom of her shoulders (if it’s not that short already) and then with the first child, it goes up to the mid-neck range and the makeup doesn’t go on as often. And by the time she either hits 30 or has another kid, it’s a ‘wash-n-go’ permed mess. ICK. My plan is that between good living, working out and plastic surgery - I’ll stay a good 10-15 years younger than I actually am.
karma–wait you have a kid? MILF MILF MILF!!! hehe sorry about the “older” comment. your just older than me, thats all.
What surgery were you going to get Karma? It’s vain but I will get botox
I plan on having several (or as many as needed). One would be a breast lift and possibly a small augmentation after I’m done having kids (hoping for 2-3 more starting in 3-5 years). I went from a 34B+ to a 38F when I had my boy. I’m currently a 36D but have a bit more sag than I’d like and after a few more kiddos and a few more years, there’ll probably be more sag. All I want is to have my perky boobies back, and a natural look/feel is paramount. Since I’ll be getting a lift as well, the surgery will be considered “reconstructive” and I’ll be able to get silicone implants (much much more natural look/feel). I’m not concerned with the hype over the health risks of silicone - the problems that occurred were from ones manufactured 20+ years ago and much has changed. After the kids, I may want some lipo to touch up spots that age and children make more resistant to training. Sooner or later, I’ll probably do Botox, CO2 lasering or whatever is the latest advancement of the time is for wrinkles. I’m guessing around age 50 I’ll do a partial to full face lift.
Yes, some people consider it vain to want this or at least, this amount of it but I figure that training and dieting like a lot on this board do is also a form of vanity. As is getting braces, having your teeth bleached, getting a new haircut, or going shopping. The difference being that it’s a bit more extreme than a trip to the mall (being surgery and all) as well as a bit more expensive. Well, I have the money for it so that’s not an issue and why not take the calculated risk of surgery when the benefits far outweigh the risk. {Yes, I do know a very talented and qualified Plastic Surgeon.} Cosmetic surgery is something that has such a negative/vain/dangerous/selfish reputation but for the “right” reasons and for the “right” people is incredibly beneficial.
I had my nose broken 4 times playing soccer and rugby, and when i got some inheritance decided to have rhinoplasty as my profile was worse for the breakage. I told my UK friends and the amount of piss taking for a 5000 dollar op was monumental - you would not believe the UK attitude re men. I was like OK I’m 20 at uni , should I buy a crappy car or get mt face put back and be permamently more confident for it. They didn’t get it at all. Now as their hair lines recede and I read boards an know about propecia and azelaic acid, and have a 6 pack to their beer bellies it’s a different story! I say like steroids if you are reasonably balanced go for it
I’m guessing UK men are like most American men in that regard (being down on cosmetic surgery). In fact, the majority of the public here is very down on it as well - probably has to do with the twisted view that anyone wanting it desires to look like a human blow-up doll, all fake and plasticky. I attribute that to the celebs that have had WAY too much done like the Jackson Triplets (Mike, Jan and LaToya) or all the Playboy bimbos. Before someone rides my ass about the ‘Playboy bimbos’ comment - realize there’s a difference between a beautiful, natural/SLIGHTLY enhanced woman and one that’s had more her body altered to be a living Barbie doll. ICK. Anyway, there’s just too much press coverage of those extreme freaks for the public to realize that these are indeed freaks.
Very similar case for those that take anti-depressants or other medication for mental disorders. They also, have been pigeonholed as being “weak” or whatever because they recognize they need help with either a chemical imbalance or emotional scarring. That’s just one of those things that sucks about our society. It has many bright points, but also many dark ones.
I agree totally on the bimbo false look, that is not appelaing at all to me. I like small breats a B cup that are a nice shape or a C. Huge implants look tacky and are awful it is like Greg valentino and his synthol. Unfortunately mr and mrs average don’t sell papers so freaks like Michael Jackson are the predominant image, although most realise he is a true freak that way. I thought US was much more accepting actually re cosmetic surgery. If a 50 year old man asked for test/est results and HRT the doctors here would throw him out of the surgery! But then I study law with the prime purpose of prosecuting pharmeceutical comapnies and inept doctors in the UK, so I have an anti-God complex bias!