Ok my girlfriend seems to love it when i come on her belly. I’m a um distance shooter so it mostly ends up on her tits anyways but here’s my question. Thanks to way too much porn, I really wanna just cum all over her face somtime. Like when shes goin down on me and stuff i’d rather just let loose on her face or have her jerk me off on her chest. We talk dirty and stuff but im afraid to just come out and tell her that. So whats everyones opinion on this. What do you peaple prefer???
i didn’t know that they now made talking inflatable dolls.
Have you ever asked her why she enjoys you shooting it on her belly? Does she play with it? Does she swallow when she blows you? Most chicks that really dig the stuff, play with it, suck it dry, etc. would be more than willing to be painted white - anywhere. It just doesn’t make sense for her to have a “Only on my belly” attitude. Naturally, you need to talk to her about this (listen to me giving sex advice when I haven’t been this blunt with my latest acquisition) and ask her if she minds indulging you in this lil’ fantasy. I wouldn’t bring up your idea that this desire came from porn as this seems to cast a negative light on the most enticing acts for a lot of women. Two things you could do are:
A) Next time you are going to cum on her belly, withdraw and hunch your hips up higher so that instead of her tits, it “accidentally” lands on her face/hair. IMMEDIATELY after this happens, kiss her repeatedly and make motions of wiping it off her face, apologizing the whole while for such terrible aim. Hopefully, she’ll be giggling and enjoying you smearing it around on her but if not, you’ve covered your bases by making it an “accident”.
B) Next time she’s going down on you, do the dirty talking thing about how sexy/beautiful/slutty/great technique/whatever you normally say and slip in a comment about loving to see your cum on her beautiful face. Gauge her reaction as far as whether to proceed or not.
One thing to remember though, AIM AWAY FROM THE EYES. That stuff burns like hell if it gets in your eyes and the sensation lasts a good 30 minutes after you lose the moment and run to the bathroom to flush those puppies like you were in high school chemistry class.
You really are trying to give the forum guys a heart attack aren’t you?
um, damn, great post.
Not at all!! I’m just one of those somewhat rare females that is neither afraid, ashamed nor shy about discussing what I like and as such, I am unabashedly unapologetic in doing so. It’s up to your respective females to give you your heart attacks. Michelle probably has that task firmly in hand. 
I have never got the coming on a girl thing, GFs have like me to do it on their chests or faces but I just love coming in whereever I’m at when I get there, i think it’s far sexier to fill a girl with come
pretty good ideas. Wanna get married??lol. Well i’l type a reply when i get done jerkin off Thanks!!!
Ya know something, boys…y’all are a lot more explicit than I have been so far and here you go getting hot and bothered over my posts! I just did a little search and found some WONDERFULLY interesting posts on box munching techniques. Gotta say, I’m sitting in a puddle! Is just that you’re not used to a girl playing your game, on your court, with your balls and making you rethink your own rules? Hhmm, wonder why? Hope you don’t mind me playing…
Uh ~karma~, could you please post a link to that article that made you so “moist”? Might not be a bad idea for me to polish up on the ol’ techniques.
Hey girl!!! Yeah, the guys here get quite hot and bothered when we play the game right back at them! Some of the ‘Gang’ columns got a bit of attention too!! I guess I don’t understand why some girls are so shy about it, if you can’t ask for something how do you expect to get it? I guess we just need to educate woman kind!
OK Karma here is how I normally go down on a girl. After lots of kissing taking off her top but pinnin her arms with it and lightly kissing her and her neck and ears etc, then after a while getting down to just her knickers I use my nails to circle the outside of her breasts more and more unti i brush over her nipples thatare now hard. i thn take a nipplie between my 2 forefingers and squeeze it gently and tap it with my thumb as i kiss her and her neck and ears. I Increase the tappig until i lick and suck her nipple playing with the other one the same. When she is groaning I run my nails down her breast bone and start to kiss and lick her inner thighs, licking closer to her pussy I then turn her on her side and take off her panties and lick and kiss her inner thighs then lick around each outer lip slowly a couple of times and the then rim her vagina. I then take the back of my tomgue and run it down her clit hood stopping just before her clit then repeat. I then lap at her clit which is swollen now and put a finger in her pussy and rub her g-spot. Most the time I find an up and down lapping motion works really well.
I stop before my Gf is coming and do this a few times then put a couple of fingers in her pussy and really lick her clit and she has multiples. Does this sound OK? Any suggestions are v welcom Karma sutra!
I feel dirty…
Tyler - there have been quite a few posts that had that ‘effect’ on me. If I remember correctly, Nate Dogg had an… interesting… one. grin I think I need to go do a search, oh wait, I have an expert in the next room. BYE!
I have to ask…
Am I the ONLY person who has not mastered the “art” of withdrawal?
With my brain clouded, my breathing shallow, and my sweetie’s warm, wet and swollen Love tightly pulsing around mine…my LAST thought is to “abandon ship…”
No Mufasa! It’s much more of a turn on for me to come inside a girl, especially as they really groan when they feel it pump in!
Orbital: I’m the same way. I like the idea of it actually going inside a woman. There’s really something exciting about knowing that it’s inside her. But hey, the occasional white washing can be fun too.
And as a side note, I really gotta stop reading this stuff while I'm at work... I'm liable to start humping my desk or something!
It is pretty hard not to hump your desk when I’m on test mate! Karma is a sexy typer!
Tyler: Actually, I ran across the thread from 4/01 entitled “Eating Women Out, Tips and Tricks” whilst getting to know some of the forum regulars (hope no one takes offense to that). I had read of Demo Dick’s Liquid Evil experience and Michelle’s subsequent post giving the real version and thought they made quite a fun sounding couple. So I did a search under both their names to read what else they’d written and yes, they do seem to be open-minded, intelligent, educated in forum topics and entertaining. It was actually under Michelle’s search that I found the post - quite nice to see another woman not afraid to voice her opinion on the subject. If you are interested in various techniques, check the post. It’ll make you wet, too.
Michelle: HEEYYYY!!! If we work on it enough, I think we just may educate some of the men out there as well as encourage the women to show their balls. Damn shame so many women are sexually repressed (verbal or physical). Seems IronBabe, you and I are in agreement on the topic.
Orbital and other non-withdraw-ers: First of all, DAMN, Orbital. That was nice. Pardon me while I go clean up. Want a ham sandwich while I'm up? ;-) Nice technique; I'm sure your GF LOVES you big-time. Second, I'm actually one of your camp, part time at least. I'd almost rather feel the heat and force of a man cumming inside me than having him cum on me - though it's very nice to feel the slick effect between our bodies if he does cum on me. Usually what I do if he cums in me is to push it out (love those Kegels), scoop it up and do some bodypainting/finger licking. Then you get the best of both worlds. Best position to feel him cum.....female superior x 2, my FAV! After I get my handful of O's in, it's his turn. Then I lie on top and rest for about 20 min., discussing what the hell LaCroix is doing bothering to negotiate with Hinote and why he bothered resigning Skoula and Tanguay (damn worthless shits afraid to take a puck for the team) with him still in me. Using those blessed pussy muscles (help me out with the correct term, here), I'll get him hard again and then do a *very*slow*circular* grind*all*the*way*in* so*he*bottoms*out*and*his* head*is*grinding*my*cervix* and then lean way back, grabbing his lower thighs (I like him to have his hands on my hip bones pulling me in harder), keeping the grinding going until we both cum together and I can feel the force of his cum from the bottom of his shaft which is against my asshole all the way up inside me till it hits my cervix and pours out of my tight pussy.
Whew! Goddamn, I'm good. Gotta go now...........
JEEZ!!! Last week it was Savannah, this week it’s Karma. Feel like I’m getting passed around here! Hope I don’t get called to the shop floor soon.