Long hair is more manly. That’s right guys, leave it in its natural state because that’s the essence of being manly, and grow a fuckin beard because lets face it, as a guy you look more tougher with long flowing hair and a rough beard.
Short hair, clean shaven makes us guys look less tough, longer hair and more beard makes us look MANLY!!!
For example take a look at Lemmy Kimister from Motorhead.
[quote]Petermus wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
I used to have long hair. Guys ALWAYS look better with short hair, however. Every fucking time. If you cut your hair, you’ll take one look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck you were thinking five minutes ago.
Seriously, Penis, brother, do yourself a favor and cut that shit off. Think of how much fun showering will be. The wind will no longer be your bane. You can get away with two squirts of shampoo. People won’t mistake you for an ugly chick from behind anymore.
And the bitches that won’t fuck you might actually consider it.
Cutting my hair was one of the best decisions I’ve made. Don’t listen to those dirty hippie cocksuckers with their flowing lady-locks, like Dwarf. He’s a tosser, you know.
Funny coincidence…I have an identical twin brother (seriously) with short hair and have had several girls say I look better and it would look horrid if I cut my hair and i do like it the way it is but am considering cutting it a bit shorter
Stop calling me penis ffs lol [/quote]
They’re girls. Don’t listen to what they say. If they aren’t fucking you, something needs to change, Penis. Now get a fucking haircut.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Otep wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
How could any man not want to look like this?
When you want to look like this.
Either one is great.
Long hair distracts from a man’s appearance, like wearing something to hide a weakness.
One thing that no one has mentioned is that long hair sucks for fighting. It’ll either get in your eyes or your opponent will get ahold of it, just like how women catfight.
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They can grab my hair all they like. I’ve learned some nasty Figure 4 / Hammer locks for those situations.
[quote]Bujo wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Otep wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
How could any man not want to look like this?
When you want to look like this.
Either one is great.
Long hair distracts from a man’s appearance, like wearing something to hide a weakness.
One thing that no one has mentioned is that long hair sucks for fighting. It’ll either get in your eyes or your opponent will get ahold of it, just like how women catfight.
They can grab my hair all they like. I’ve learned some nasty Figure 4 / Hammer locks for those situations.[/quote]
Roman soldiers figured out that long hair and a long beard were each a pain in the ass. They would march 20 or 30 miles, often go into a pitched battle, build a camp-stockade, all in a day. Except in Germany or Northern Britainnia, it was fucking hot and the barbarians would grab their hair in CQC. So they shaved, cut their hair, and even took baths — sounds like the way to go…though I’m pretty sure Christine won’t scrub my back. Bummer…
I put my hair up in a rubber band top-knot style when it gets too long. This helps ensure everyone in the gym continues to think I’m completely insane and stops them from talking to me.
Roman soldiers figured out that long hair and a long beard were each a pain in the ass. They would march 20 or 30 miles, often go into a pitched battle, build a camp-stockade, all in a day. Except in Germany or Northern Britainnia, it was fucking hot and the barbarians would grab their hair in CQC. So they shaved, cut their hair, and even took baths — sounds like the way to go…though I’m pretty sure Christine won’t scrub my back. Bummer…
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I have no rhythm. My marching looks more like a drunk bear walking thru the woods. I was the bane of many a sergeant’s cadence. Now, I have been known to a walk a mile or so to a bar and pull up seat next to the taps. Where I hang out its pretty damn hot too, but denim is usually more uncomfortable than long hair. I suppose that means I should give up wearing pants around town.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Bujo wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Otep wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
How could any man not want to look like this?
When you want to look like this.
Either one is great.
Long hair distracts from a man’s appearance, like wearing something to hide a weakness.
One thing that no one has mentioned is that long hair sucks for fighting. It’ll either get in your eyes or your opponent will get ahold of it, just like how women catfight.
They can grab my hair all they like. I’ve learned some nasty Figure 4 / Hammer locks for those situations.
Roman soldiers figured out that long hair and a long beard were each a pain in the ass. They would march 20 or 30 miles, often go into a pitched battle, build a camp-stockade, all in a day. Except in Germany or Northern Britainnia, it was fucking hot and the barbarians would grab their hair in CQC. So they shaved, cut their hair, and even took baths — sounds like the way to go…though I’m pretty sure Christine won’t scrub my back. Bummer…
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I don’t think I have ever been quoted as much as in this thread.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
ouroboro_s wrote:
pushmepullme wrote:
Just put it in a high pony tail. Maybe bring a scrunchie to the gym. You’ll look fabulous and keep the hair out of the way for squats.
True enough but he’ll end up with a weird bobble at the back of his head that’ll screw with his bench.
Well, everyone knows you have to do your hair differently for bench day.[/quote]
this is using the fantasy to become more :)))))))))))
by the way, never had problems to train because of my long hair
I don’t think I have ever been quoted as much as in this thread.[/quote]
Maybe not online, but in real life…you’d be surprised. I quote you at least 3 times a day. Once when I wake in the morning, once at dinner time before I pray and then finally before bed.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Bujo wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
Otep wrote:
Headhunter wrote:
How could any man not want to look like this?
When you want to look like this.
Either one is great.
Long hair distracts from a man’s appearance, like wearing something to hide a weakness.
One thing that no one has mentioned is that long hair sucks for fighting. It’ll either get in your eyes or your opponent will get ahold of it, just like how women catfight.
They can grab my hair all they like. I’ve learned some nasty Figure 4 / Hammer locks for those situations.
Roman soldiers figured out that long hair and a long beard were each a pain in the ass. They would march 20 or 30 miles, often go into a pitched battle, build a camp-stockade, all in a day. Except in Germany or Northern Britainnia, it was fucking hot and the barbarians would grab their hair in CQC. So they shaved, cut their hair, and even took baths — sounds like the way to go…though I’m pretty sure Christine won’t scrub my back. Bummer…
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That’s shockingly relevant.
Except that I take a bus. Other than that, dead fucking ringer for my Wednesday afternoon.